Sgt. Mom

Sgt. Mom
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Retired military, novelist and mother, sucker for animals and homebody

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APRIL 1, 2010 12:24PM

Oh, Noes! Guam is Going to Tip Over!

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 Because of all the people! Or global warming! Or something! Thank god there is a hearing on Capitol Hill about this potential catastrophe!

 

 

Bet you ten-to-one that the admiral considered replying - for just one mad moment -  "As long as they all don't rush to one side of the island at the same time..."

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Hank Johnson represent the 4th district in Georgia. A post formerly held by another looney democrat, Cynthia Mckinney.

It's been a laugh a minute in that district for years.
So what hearing was this from? Obviously, it is something taken out of context.
A hearing last Friday (Not today, in which case it could be written off as an April Fool's jape) of the House Armed Services Committee - no, it wasn't April Fool's Day, and it's hard to see what might have been taken out of context. The hearing was about the stationing of 5,000 additional U.S. Marines and dependents at bases on the American territory of Guam. The man being questioned is Admiral Robert Willard, head of the U.S. Pacific fleet.
The GA school systems are worse than I'd thought.
I'm texting my sister right now to tease her. No wonder she wants to move her son back to Chicago before school starts.
You'd be OK on Guam, Elisa - as long as everybody doesn't rush over to one side of the island all at once!
Blackfon don't forget that prior to Cynthia McKinney we had Cooter (Ben Jones) from the Dukes of Hazzard as our congressman and Pat Swindall (or swindle since he spend some time later in jail). The 4th District has a great talent for providing entertainment value to the rest of the country.
Having lived on Guam for two years, I can attest that it is a shaky island. So just be careful where you step! :)
And this clown is on the House Armed Services Committee? I've never been more glad to be retired from the Air Force!
Too funny Sgt., I really needed a laugh. It could run un-edited on Saturday Night Live...
Can someone please explain to this moron islands do not float! They are attached to the sea floor. I can picture him demonstrating his theory on a raft in the White House swimming pool.
"See, we're all safe when we stay along the edges, now you guys climb on that side and make preetend your the US NAVY troops moving to GUAM. BAM, Dag, nabbit, I told you she'd tip over! We gotta tell the President about this, inform the public!"
I would hope someone on his staff or in the House leadership - have considered trying to enlighten Rep. Johnson. But on the other hand, maybe they will just settle for adding a la few drops of Miracle-gro the next time they water him...
I honestly can't even think of anything to say...