Disclaimer: This is a mixed bag of guys.  I can't explain why one person turns me on and another that looks almost the same doesn't.  I also have a lot of older guys in my list (obviously).  It's a mystery though I can say that a sense of humor, an accent, or lack of deathly stench can tip the balance.

King Tutankhamun: This is one well preserved hottie.  Naysay if you will, but it’s not easy finding a 3,300 year old man with a full set of teeth.  And from what I understand, this dude is loaded.  Foaming at the mouth yet, ladies? Well, that could just be the mummy's curse…

Count Dracula: I don’t know if repressed sexual desires are the same now as they were in Victorian England, but apparently there’s nothing sexier than a man who can get into your locked room and penetrate you while you sleep. Am I right?

Graham Chapman: Anyone who can be that funny while in an urn gets on the list automatically.

Jimmy Hoffa: Okay, Jimmy only gets on the list because I get all hot and bothered whenever the Giants score a touchdown.  Still, though, I think it should count.

Elvis Presley: Technically he doesn’t really belong on this list.

Tupac: Ditto.

My friend’s yet-to-be-born son: Don't ask me how I can tell, but I already know that that fetus is going to be smokin’ hot in eighteen years and nine months. Is that wrong? Like, more wrong than saying King Tut's mummified corpse is hot? I mean, let's have a little perspective here.

I was going to try for 10 but this is as far as I could get.  No one else rises to the same level as the guys above.  I couldn't rank them because each one is uniquely sexy to me.