There was a policeman named Dan
Who was frisking a girl in his van.
When base radioed him in
He replied with a grin:
"I'm coming as fast as I can!"
( Seriously, though, is there such a thing as a limmerick that isn't dirty?)
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Whose pubic hair hung to her knees
The crabs got together
And knitted a sweater
So now her poor pussy won't freeze!
I know, I know . . . very, very wrong . . .
Who went to a lesbian's room
They argued all night
About who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
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Let me rephrase that: my work just paid for me to write that.
Whose ass was as big as a palace
Every night with her hole
She would grind a man's pole
'til her chute sealed up with a callus.
I hope no one at work monitors key strokes.
Regardless of salary, you're under-paid. Very funny!
Who kept all his clothes in a baggy.
While frequently nude,
He thought it quite rude
To point out his parts that were saggy.
(Sorry, man. I had, like, three minutes.)
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
And instead of coming, he went
I LOVE limericks. Thanks for a few new ones.
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