Douchebag poetry always brings me to tears. rated

Oh Douchbag why are there so many of you and so few cops?

It's the end of the month, too.

Bravo, bravo, bravissimo!

Damn man, you're hard on me today! SORRY!

Hey wait, I drive a Volvo-mobile. That wasn't me, a-hole! Why are you calling ME a douchebag? :-(

Thumbified for gigglesnortage.

Rated because you know it's good. I've never read such a moving homage to douche baggery as this one.

Hahahaha, you must live in LA because I see those guys every day when I'm there.

Love it! I always hope for a similar ending when I'm being trailed by BOUCHE DAGS....but it never pans out that way. Sigh.....

Would I could have pulled up next to you in my creme colored 1976 Eldorado CONVERTIBLE, she of the 525 V-8 and 11 MPG.

But She doesn't come out to play in the snow. She's high maintenance, like a good America Car should be.

Robert Frost is rolling over in his grave grabbing his stomach with laughter. Heh, what about a sequel, "Stopping in Front of a Douchebag on a Snowy Evening"? Great poetry is hard to find these days...stay ahead man.

Magnificent sonnet, Sheldon. I'm sure Douchebags everywhere are nodding in appreciation...or something.

Laughing out loud. Rating. Wishing I could see this more often.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
I took the one less traveled by
and then a douchebag rear-ended me

DId the cops pull you over for singing this catchy tune? For they also deserve a verse or two also. Moving piece, made me want to dance.

I know it was a poem, douchebag, so fuck the correction, it should be a song.

Refreshing like a Summer's Eve. We mass and gall at the funk of it all.

I laugh out loud at the Douchebags when they try to park those things in my neighborhood. I have no problem with the laugh and point thing because they got those phallus substitutes so people would look at them.

Thanks all.

Gracie - there's just something about a douchebag that makes us all want to cry.

Greg - sorry for the mix up. You are not a douchebag. You just drive like one. :)

Geoff - nice wheels! Do you have to have a boating license to drive that one? My dad has a '75 Caprice Classic convertable (baby blue). It takes him 20 minutes to make a left.

Texas: most people don't know this, but Robert Frost was a life-long douchebag and proud of it.

Where ARE the cops during rush hour? I mean you cannot find one with a Geiger Counter....

Stay tuned for my next poetic masterpiece: Ode to a Gasbag

I'm always being cut off by SUVs in my Corolla. Or can't see around them because of tinted windows. A lot of rough terrain in the suburbs? Or camping trips? All they do is poison the air. Yeah they are protecting their kids with these monsters, until they grow up and have respiratory illnesses.

That's just beautiful! Fit for a eulogy.

Do they pass out the Axe at the hummer dealership? Do people get/give blow jobs in Hummers and, if so, is that redundant?

One of my favorite joke:

Why do they keep sending me this email spam for penis enlargement? Why don't they just go down to the Hummer dealership and hand out fliers?

And it's not just Hummers.

I once took sadistic pleasure in running a guy in a Porsche 9-11 onto the grass on the median on I-4 in Orlando. The fucker was trying do that trick of running up ahead of everybody after the merge/construction sign.

Sometimes it pays to drive a beat-up old Chevy van.

LOL

Gotta luv those douches! Very refreshing. AHHHH!

Hey ya'll my Douchebagmobile is bigger than your Douchebagmobile!