Now that Herr George is sipping margaritas (non-alchoholic, of course) down in Dallas and Darth Cheney is back hiding under some bridge waiting to scare some billygoats, you may start thinking, "Wow - there are no more douchebags left! What happened to all the douchebags?!"

 Well, not to worry, my friends. Douchebags are in strong supply. In fact, the blatent douchebaggery we see on a daily basis is staggering. Take this guy for example.

Remember this past December, when some nut-job dressed up like Santa, then went on a killing spree? It was straight out of "Tales From the Crypt". The guy shows up at his ex-family's house on Christmas Eve, pulls out a gun, shoots a kid in the face, then goes around killing eight more people. Then he pulls out a homemade flame-thrower, a FUCKING FLAME-THROWER THAT HE MADE HIMSELF, torches the place, then kills himself. In other words, a douchebag.  

Not to be outdone, the leasing company of the apartment building where the murders occured are now suing the ex-husband of one of the victims for.....BACK-RENT. According to msnbc.com, the landlord/managers of the Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes have informed Carlos Ortiz that he owes $2,821 in back rent and penalties. In their claim, Alicia Ortiz, who was, in case you forgot, MURDERED and FLAME-THROWED, broke her lease and "gave insufficient notice to vacate". Let this be a lesson to us all - if you find yourself staring down the business end of a flame thrower, don't forget to call your leasing company! It will really save your loved-ones so much pain. It will also save them $2800, and in these tough economic times, can you afford NOT to call?

Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes - the OS DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!