Sheldon The Wonderhorse

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AUGUST 12, 2010 12:36PM

BREAKING NEWS: ROBERTS TO LAUGH IN NEW MOVIE

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Shocking news out of Hollywood today that the new Julia Roberts movie Eat Pray Love will feature a scene in which the 43-year-old star laughs.

Look - It's A Lady Sitting On a Bench
 

Since becoming a star with the 1990 hit Pretty Woman, Roberts has long been seen as an extremely serious actress who has never even cracked a smile in any of her films.

"Roberts has never been known to laugh in any of her movies," said film critic Rex Reed. "So, this is a true breakthrough for her and a true gift to her fans. As far back as I can remember, there has never been a scene where she has laughed, chuckled or guffawed, so I'm really looking forward to this new side of America's Sweetheart." 

Roberts first gained notice for her uber-serious performance in Mystic Pizza, about a woman who can predict the future with the aid of a large Meat Lovers. Since then, she was gone on to star in such acclaimed dramas as America's Sweetheart (about a lawyer/nurse who needs a new heart), Runaway Bride (a period drama about a matchmaker working on the Underground Railroad), and My Best Friend's Wedding (a film set in the Warsaw Ghetto during WWII).  Fans were entranced by each of these films and their lack of laughing scenes.

Diane Clarkson, a fan from Brussellwhite, MI, is especially looking forward to this new side of Julia Roberts. "I have to say, I can't even recall even seeing her smile, so I'm very intrigued. I can't wait to hear what her laugh sounds like! I bet she has really pretty teeth."

Reed went on to say that there is also a very good chance for another Roberts first: a montage of her trying on hats.

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I've always wondered what her teeth looked like._r
I hope some of her versatility rubs off on Meryl Streep.
Every time she's in a movie, you know it's coming . . . that toothy horse laugh. No offense, Sheldon. But geez. Doesn't she know there's only one wonderhorse?
okay, I hadda rate just cuz reading the headline in my feed made me cackle. betcha Julia won't cackle, though, huh? I think her laugh is more of a......bark, eh?
Hysterical. You can even see her warming up in the movie poster. I've been wondering why the plastic spoon was featured so prominently. Turns out, it's not a plastic spoon at all. It's a smile maker. Keep workin Julia. You're almost there.
rated!
That's why I won't see the movie. The book was bad enough.
Whoa, hats? That might be too much of a stretch. She's had children, you know. New priorities. Could be why she has decided to laugh. Show she's focused.

Bea should have laughed more. Might not have needed to take it out on you so much. That ball gag was over the top.
I adore this book so I can tell you what a HUGE disappointment it was to me when I found out that JR was going to star in it. I can't see it. I won't see it. And you can't make me.