Sheldon The Wonderhorse
Eating Apples Since 1969
MY RECENT POSTS
- Things My Boy Should Know: A
Guyde
January 10, 2012 09:47PM - I May Have to Kill That
Snowman
November 29, 2011 11:05AM - An Open Letter to The Woman
Wearing the Turkey Shirt
November 23, 2011 12:09PM - Looking a Gift Horse in the
Mouth
November 22, 2011 01:07PM - Just Wait....
November 21, 2011 03:11PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Dear Mr.
Stim,
Thank you for
your post. I will read it and
either myself or
one
of…”
January 18, 2012 04:57PM - “If it were me, I would
have peeled a couple of
cabbage leafs
off and slapped
him…”
January 12, 2012 02:58PM - “You'll always be the Bob
Denver of OS. I mean that in a
good
way.
I
think.
Happy
l…”
January 11, 2012 09:52AM - “CAN'T TALK - I'M AT THE
RUB AND TUG. NOW, WHERE DID I
LEAVE
MY CHILD?”
November 22, 2011 04:29PM - “Frankly, I think being
old is what makes you one of
the old
farts. Still, good
to…”
November 22, 2011 03:09PM
Sheldon The Wonderhorse's Links
January 18, 2012 04:57PM
“Dear Mr. Stim, Thank you for your post. I will read it and either myself or one of my qualified service representatives will get back to you tomorrow wi…”
About: Pissed at HP
“Dear Mr. Stim, Thank you for your post. I will read it and either myself or one of my qualified service representatives will get back to you tomorrow wi…”
About: Pissed at HP
January 12, 2012 02:58PM
“If it were me, I would have peeled a couple of cabbage leafs off and slapped him across the face like a French Dandy, pre-duel. But I'm like that - dan…”
About: Unhinging the Bitch
“If it were me, I would have peeled a couple of cabbage leafs off and slapped him across the face like a French Dandy, pre-duel. But I'm like that - dan…”
About: Unhinging the Bitch
January 11, 2012 09:52AM
“You'll always be the Bob Denver of OS. I mean that in a good way. I think. Happy late birthday.”
About: I Share My Birthday With ...
“You'll always be the Bob Denver of OS. I mean that in a good way. I think. Happy late birthday.”
About: I Share My Birthday With ...
November 22, 2011 04:29PM
“CAN'T TALK - I'M AT THE RUB AND TUG. NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY CHILD?”
About: Feeling Peevish
“CAN'T TALK - I'M AT THE RUB AND TUG. NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY CHILD?”
About: Feeling Peevish
November 22, 2011 03:09PM
“Frankly, I think being old is what makes you one of the old farts. Still, good to see you anyway.”
About: The State of the Stim -- Three Years at OS
“Frankly, I think being old is what makes you one of the old farts. Still, good to see you anyway.”
About: The State of the Stim -- Three Years at OS
November 22, 2011 03:09PM
“Frankly, I think being old is what makes you one of the old farts. Still, good to see you anyway.”
About: The State of the Stim -- Three Years at OS
“Frankly, I think being old is what makes you one of the old farts. Still, good to see you anyway.”
About: The State of the Stim -- Three Years at OS
August 08, 2011 12:27PM
“I assumed you were out shaving Blevin's back.”
About: Hi everyone. Remember me?
“I assumed you were out shaving Blevin's back.”
About: Hi everyone. Remember me?
April 28, 2011 10:45AM
“Boy, I guess I'll probably be getting a visit from the estate of Bea Arthur any day now.”
About: When a police officer wants to talk to you about your blog.
“Boy, I guess I'll probably be getting a visit from the estate of Bea Arthur any day now.”
About: When a police officer wants to talk to you about your blog.
November 18, 2010 05:11PM
“S.ophie: Thanks! I inherited tone from my decidedly average father. My mother on the other hand was completely tone deaf in one ear.”
About: Special Child Discovered to be "Exceedingly Unspecial"
“S.ophie: Thanks! I inherited tone from my decidedly average father. My mother on the other hand was completely tone deaf in one ear.”
About: Special Child Discovered to be "Exceedingly Unspecial"
November 18, 2010 05:09PM
“Don - I like to think of myself as "Spectacular in my latent Unspecialness" thank you very much. Spud - Oh, I believe you. I've set up a veget…”
About: Special Child Discovered to be "Exceedingly Unspecial"
“Don - I like to think of myself as "Spectacular in my latent Unspecialness" thank you very much. Spud - Oh, I believe you. I've set up a veget…”
About: Special Child Discovered to be "Exceedingly Unspecial"
November 18, 2010 05:04PM
“Hy - Please don't blame me for your bladder issues. Surly - Please don't blame me for your Amish issues. Gee- "Overweight lunkhead of a boy" ma…”
About: Special Child Discovered to be "Exceedingly Unspecial"
“Hy - Please don't blame me for your bladder issues. Surly - Please don't blame me for your Amish issues. Gee- "Overweight lunkhead of a boy" ma…”
About: Special Child Discovered to be "Exceedingly Unspecial"
November 18, 2010 12:33PM
“You, my friend, are the Stephen Hawking of Bitches. Minus the wheelchair and cool robot voice.”
About: The Fine Art of Being Bitchy
“You, my friend, are the Stephen Hawking of Bitches. Minus the wheelchair and cool robot voice.”
About: The Fine Art of Being Bitchy
November 17, 2010 02:43PM
“Weird to see you rave about a show that doesn't star your contemporaries Bea Arthur and Andy Griffith. R”
About: Parenthood's Zeek Braverman, White Male of the 21st Century?
“Weird to see you rave about a show that doesn't star your contemporaries Bea Arthur and Andy Griffith. R”
About: Parenthood's Zeek Braverman, White Male of the 21st Century?
November 10, 2010 10:37AM
“"So, considering the blog-span of the average OSer, two years makes me feel like a crotchety, old baboon" Oh, don't sell yourself short: you'r…”
About: My Second Blogiversary Snuck Past Me
“"So, considering the blog-span of the average OSer, two years makes me feel like a crotchety, old baboon" Oh, don't sell yourself short: you'r…”
About: My Second Blogiversary Snuck Past Me
November 03, 2010 05:16PM
“I keep Hesse on the bookshelf right by the Dickens to impress people. It's nice knowing he's back there making me appear to be intellectually superior…”
About: Tidbits
“I keep Hesse on the bookshelf right by the Dickens to impress people. It's nice knowing he's back there making me appear to be intellectually superior…”
About: Tidbits
November 03, 2010 11:07AM
“The Wooly one comes out with another well-thought out and reasonable piece. Bea would be proud.”
About: Now What, Washington?
“The Wooly one comes out with another well-thought out and reasonable piece. Bea would be proud.”
About: Now What, Washington?
October 22, 2010 10:00AM
“In honor of your birthday, I have created a cast of your nude likeness. Unfortunately, I was out of chocolate. I hope you're okay with Cheez-Its.”
About: In The Event This Is My Last Birthday
“In honor of your birthday, I have created a cast of your nude likeness. Unfortunately, I was out of chocolate. I hope you're okay with Cheez-Its.”
About: In The Event This Is My Last Birthday
October 21, 2010 01:36PM
“If you would be willing to temp, I had great luck with Temp Time down on Monroe.”
About: Job in the Chicago area-
“If you would be willing to temp, I had great luck with Temp Time down on Monroe.”
About: Job in the Chicago area-
October 20, 2010 04:00PM
“Note to self: Don't get a fever when visiting Blumenthal.”
About: Let's Go to the John (Blumenthal Interview)
“Note to self: Don't get a fever when visiting Blumenthal.”
About: Let's Go to the John (Blumenthal Interview)
October 19, 2010 11:04AM
“Two things: 1. The Mystery of the Vibrating Panties - BEST. NANCY DREW BOOK. EVER. 2. This blow job school you speak of - what kind of degrees do they of…”
About: Get Out Of My Panties, Please
“Two things: 1. The Mystery of the Vibrating Panties - BEST. NANCY DREW BOOK. EVER. 2. This blow job school you speak of - what kind of degrees do they of…”
About: Get Out Of My Panties, Please
October 19, 2010 11:03AM
“Two things: 1. The Mystery of the Vibrating Panties - BEST. NANCY DREW BOOK. EVER. 2. This blow job school you speak of - what kind of degrees do they of…”
About: Get Out Of My Panties, Please
“Two things: 1. The Mystery of the Vibrating Panties - BEST. NANCY DREW BOOK. EVER. 2. This blow job school you speak of - what kind of degrees do they of…”
About: Get Out Of My Panties, Please
October 13, 2010 11:13AM
“Ultra-bright AND Old Spice? Are you actually TRYING to repel people?”
About: Preventing Tooth Eczema the Hard Way
“Ultra-bright AND Old Spice? Are you actually TRYING to repel people?”
About: Preventing Tooth Eczema the Hard Way
October 08, 2010 01:02PM
“I think Lou sold me the current Wondermobile.”
About: Why You Don't Mess with the Jewish Mafia
“I think Lou sold me the current Wondermobile.”
About: Why You Don't Mess with the Jewish Mafia
October 08, 2010 12:38PM
“Little known fact: Lutherans hate jumping jacks.”
About: Yoga Viewed as a Threat to Christianity
“Little known fact: Lutherans hate jumping jacks.”
About: Yoga Viewed as a Threat to Christianity
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