Sheldon The Wonderhorse
Eating Apples Since 1969
MY RECENT POSTS
- Things My Boy Should Know: A
Guyde
January 10, 2012 09:47PM - I May Have to Kill That
Snowman
November 29, 2011 11:05AM - An Open Letter to The Woman
Wearing the Turkey Shirt
November 23, 2011 12:09PM - Looking a Gift Horse in the
Mouth
November 22, 2011 01:07PM - Just Wait....
November 21, 2011 03:11PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Dear Mr.
Stim,
Thank you for
your post. I will read it and
either myself or
one
of…”
January 18, 2012 04:57PM - “If it were me, I would
have peeled a couple of
cabbage leafs
off and slapped
him…”
January 12, 2012 02:58PM - “You'll always be the Bob
Denver of OS. I mean that in a
good
way.
I
think.
Happy
l…”
January 11, 2012 09:52AM - “CAN'T TALK - I'M AT THE
RUB AND TUG. NOW, WHERE DID I
LEAVE
MY CHILD?”
November 22, 2011 04:29PM - “Frankly, I think being
old is what makes you one of
the old
farts. Still, good
to…”
November 22, 2011 03:09PM
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