Shmoo Mentality

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AUGUST 11, 2009 4:31PM

The God Damned Sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex of Advertising

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Finally, Virgin America fully exploits the advertising potential of their name:

 

Well, it was a cold winter day in what might as well have been the Midwest, but wasn't...

 

But it's just not visually...stimulating enough to beat out Iceland's long standing tradition of unnecessarily incorporating hilarious innuendo:

  Well, it was a cold vacuum on what might as well have been the drone regions, but wasn't...

 

There's that titan that Brandon always bugged me about getting...it's the Avatar, which is the true unadulterated shiny golden penis of EVE Online.  A better look of the...recepient of that Iteron's amorous approach:

 

CCP is throwing all sorts of red herring moral complications, as we can see.

 

Yeah.  That hook-thing on the bottom isn't so popular with the ladies.   Luckily the Avatar's main competition in its size class are the crooked Ragnarok that's always getting caught on something, the bust-you-wide-open-vertically Erebus, and the bust-you-wide-open-horizontally Phoenix.  Some of the smaller Gallente ships, however, do possess the capability to genuinely please, like the sumptuously named "Sin":

For bukkake enthusaists only.

 

Never mind.

 

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