Finally, Virgin America fully exploits the advertising potential of their name:

But it's just not visually...stimulating enough to beat out Iceland's long standing tradition of unnecessarily incorporating hilarious innuendo:

There's that titan that Brandon always bugged me about getting...it's the Avatar, which is the true unadulterated shiny golden penis of EVE Online. A better look of the...recepient of that Iteron's amorous approach:

Yeah. That hook-thing on the bottom isn't so popular with the ladies. Luckily the Avatar's main competition in its size class are the crooked Ragnarok that's always getting caught on something, the bust-you-wide-open-vertically Erebus, and the bust-you-wide-open-horizontally Phoenix. Some of the smaller Gallente ships, however, do possess the capability to genuinely please, like the sumptuously named "Sin":

Never mind.


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