Picture unrelated: it's Captain Hook's cameo in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.

The Week of July 26, 2010¹

• We heard Bobby Kotick ejaculates advertising money.

¹ Also known as Date Zero in the New Testament, when "The faithful dutifully stood under the clouds that rained gold and the clouds parted and the Lord came from on high unto them, saying: 'I am ActiBlizzard, from the old god Blizzard,' and to show the disciples that He was of old Blizzard, He gave unto them a StarCraft 2 and the disciples saw that it was good and that their Lord spoke truthfully and they revered Him unfailingly forevermore." (Kerrigan 12:23)

Thanks to Flameberge of Rock, Paper, Shotgun for inspiration.