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DECEMBER 3, 2008 3:27PM

The Spy I've Loved: Confessions of a Bond Girl

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I’m a middle-aged product of 1970’s feminism who abhors the objectification of women, the unrealistic and often brutal sexuality of porn, the manly action movie, and macho behavior both in art and in life. So why do I love James Bond?

Personally, I blame Sean Connery.

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Since the early 20th century, every generation has had their libidos sparked by personas from pop culture that defined their fantasies. From Rudolph Valentino to Clark Gable to Marilyn Monroe to Mick Jagger to Madonna to Brad Pitt and beyond – kids find images of what they imagine it means to be a man or a woman (or sometimes a delicious blend of both).

 

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And it just so happens that Connery as Bond was still lingering in the atmosphere as an exemplar of manhood when I was going through puberty in the late 60’s and early 70’s. As a kid, the only Bond films I saw were on TV, where they seemed deliciously adult, with innuendos that I didn’t understand but knew with absolute certainty were dirty (what was a Pussy Galore anyway?).

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Intrigued, I decided to conduct more research and read the Ian Fleming novels. All of them. (A claim few men can make, and even fewer women.)

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(Fleming's drawing of Bond)


The novels are a distinctly different beast than the movies, which often have little more than a title in common with their published namesake. Slower moving by necessity, they delve into Bond’s Epicureanism and frequently stop mid-action to flaunt his expert knowledge of subjects like brandy, baccarat and the Bahamas. We also get Bond’s back story, rarely delved into on celluloid until the recent Casino Royale, when Vesper correctly guesses that Bond is an orphan. The books show us how this fellow has evolved to become equally at ease with wine, women and weapons.

However, I confess that I didn’t read the novels for either their action or their sophistication (which the likes of JFK reportedly savored). Instead, I read them for the sex. (Perhaps JFK did, too.) Like other adolescents of my era, I had to scrounge for sexual knowledge where I could get it, and pulp novels were a prime resource.

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Given they were written by a man for men, the funny thing about the sex in the Bond books is that it’s the closest thing to a Harlequin romance that I’ve ever deigned to read. In a certain sense, they are bodice-rippers, in which a virile and masterful man takes a woman beyond the point of her good judgment…and she loves it.

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Take “The Spy Who Loved Me,” which is unique in the series for being narrated by the lead female character. In the novel, the action takes place at a run-down motel in the Adirondack Mountains., where an ordinary, innocent woman is rescued from thugs by Bond and gratefully makes love with him after they have escaped death. Describing the way their brutalized bodies ravenously take pleasure in each other, Fleming gives the female narrator a line that has been seared into my brain ever since reading it: “All women love semi-rape.”

Even as a thirteen-year-old virgin, I knew something was wrong with that formulation. But as offensive and even dangerous as his conclusion is, Fleming is honestly describing a fantasy that romance novelists depict in every book they write for their (almost entirely female) audience: The forceful man who overcomes the woman’s inhibitions and better judgment to sweep her into a passionate encounter.

A classic example of this fantasy appears in a famous novel written by a woman for women: Gone With the Wind.

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This time the movie faithfully recreates the scene from the book in which a drunken Rhett Butler literally sweeps Scarlett off her feet and carries her protestingly up the dark staircase to bed, only to fade to a morning after scene of Scarlett all but purring with sexual contentment as she lolls in a rumpled bed. (Take that, you wimpy Ashley, is the subtext.)

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So, given the appeal of the dark side of Bond, is it any wonder that I despaired during the Roger Moore-Timothy Dalton-Pierce Brosnan years of the series? None matched the suave and humorous brutality of Connery, and I actually found Moore physically repugnant. (Far from being sexy and dangerous, he increasingly displayed the plastic, inflated quality of a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade float like Underdog.)

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The movies became jokier and more outrageous, and the tough but sophisticated near-reality of the books was entirely lost.

 

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To the rescue of both the series and my love of Bond comes Daniel Craig, an actor who can play both tender and brutish, often at the same moment, and make you feel the pain of someone who is able to both inflict and bear suffering as few humans can. As M. says, he’s a “blunt instrument,” but one with soft edges.

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Contrasting him to his most recent predecessor, Brosnan (an actor I’ve always found too fey to be interesting or attractive) brings to mind a college film class lecture comparing two dance icons: Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire.

Astaire had an ethereal, other-worldly quality, and his lean form was swallowed up by his dandyish clothing which, while impeccably tailored, always hung just a bit loose on him. You couldn’t ever really visualize or imagine Astaire’s body, a great oddity for a dancer in any era.

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Kelly, by contrast, was all body. Dressed in tight clothing, often with rolled up sleeves or open shirt, he always seemed about to burst out of his wardrobe, and obviously relished showing off his muscular dancer’s form.

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Kelly was walking sex, while Astaire was walking air.

Craig, by far the most muscled of all the Bonds, is the series’ Gene Kelly, defined by his body, which he uses like a hammer against his foes. (Is it any coincidence that his debut, Casino Royale, is perhaps the least-gadgeted film in the entire series, relying instead on Craig’s brute force to achieve its effects?)

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Like Connery, Craig plays Bond as the rough, rather cruel character that Fleming created, a far cry from the cartoonish Moore and the lightweight and ironic Brosnan, both of whom missed the creator’s intentions by a mile.

Connery and Craig share not only a more muscular build, but deeper, more resonant and masculine voices than the soft tones of Brosnan or the smirky delivery of Moore. (If you want to know how important men’s voices are to women’s erotic response, try Googling Alan Rickman’s name. As a woman I know once said, “It’s his voice that makes me moist.”)

 

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But most importantly, Craig brings a sense of menace back to Bond. Bond isn’t supposed to be a walking punchline, but a dangerous figure who is feared and respected by both women and men. (He’s licensed to kill, after all, even if he loves you first.)

 

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In Casino Royale, we see Bond earn that license, in a visceral pre-title sequence that tells us all we need to know about both the man and his job, and which reminded me of the famous killing scene in Torn Curtain, which Hitchcock said was intended to show that, unlike what we usually see in the movies, it can be awfully hard to kill someone. To quote Bond’s second victim, the film makes you “feel it,” feel the physical impact of a fight to the death, like the sensation of being in a car crash and not knowing if you will survive. What in earlier Bond films was jokey and assured becomes brutal and battering, to the viewer as well as the participants. “You’ve got a bloody cheek,” M. says to Bond, a nice pun for the pummeling that we see him take and actually show signs of – this is no Teflon Bond.

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I’ve always felt at odds with how most audiences prefer violence in films – I want to feel it, I want it to seem real, I want it to mean something, even in an action film – whereas most people seem to want the violence to be as unreal as it is in cartoons, so they can laugh and cheer while it’s occurring and not feel like savages. By contrast, I’m a fan of meaningful violence, because violence is a terrible thing that we should never take lightly, in art or in life. Even in a light entertainment like the Bond films, I want to feel shaken, not just stirred, by what’s being done to the bodies onscreen.

On this count, Quantum of Solace finds Bond abusing his license to kill like a teenager let loose on the roads for the first time. (Even M., the woman who pays him to murder people, begs him to slow down.) Bond seems to have heard the saying that revenge is a dish best eaten cold and misinterpreted it – he coldly goes about killing anyone who might be associated with the crimes of his treacherous love Vesper (although you have to grant the fact that they all seem to want to kill him first).

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The trail of bodies becomes a bit wearisome, and Quantum lacks the fullness of Casino Royale, which ranks at or near the top of the series with its balance of action, humor and romance, coupled with the pleasure of seeing a familiar character figuring out who he is, even as we, like good students, are eager to raise our hands and give the answer we know but he can’t utter until film’s end: “Bond, James Bond.”

Unlike another spy finding his identity, Jason Bourne, Bond isn’t tormented by his wickedness (as he tells Vesper, he wouldn’t be very good at his job if he was) but neither is he gleeful or blithe about it (unlike in previous Bond films). Instead he goes about his job with the bemused assurance of a man who has finally found his calling, the perfect outlet for all those odd skills and dangerous impulses that never fit into normal life. In Casino Royale, he seems surprised but pleased to find it all coming together…just before it all comes apart.

Picking up where that film leaves off, Quantum of Solace could be read either as a nervous breakdown, spying division, or merely the necessary breaking in of a killer to his new profession – going too far before he finds a reasonable balance of mayhem and maybe-not.

With the reboot of the series completed, I suspect subsequent films with Craig will show us a more fully-formed and smoother Bond, but one which I hope will retain the rough edges that his creator intended him to have – and which many of us have loved and missed.

 

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This post is fascinating. Thanks.

As a boy I read the Ian Fleming novels for the "knowledge" of life--how to drink, gamble, make love, even kill. Growing up on military bases in the early sixties I expected war to be a part of my life as it had been my father's. (It wasn't--fortunately I became a different person than I expected to be when I was ten.)

If you haven't already read it, you might be interested in the book The Man Who Saved Britain: A Personal Journey into the Disturbing World of James Bond, by Simon Winder. The fictional Bond has always been entangled in real-life politics. After the Bondian Suez operation (the Anglo-French invasion of Egypt) failed, Prime Minister Anthony Eden hid out at Goldeneye, Ian Fleming's Caribbean home.

Simon Winder said Bond is the "fantasy of powerfulness, but . . . the fantasy of those who themselves have no power."
Right back atcha - fascinating comment!

I'm particularly interested in how Bond may have affected men as I think of him as a cultural standard for men of my (boomer) generation. So your experience in that regard, and in particular that the books were "how to" guides for you is very intriguing. (I think as a girl, they may have been more "how's it feel" guides for me!)

and thanks for the book info - I hadn't heard of it. I wouldn't be surprised if there has been a "Bond effect" on men in various gov'ts (perhaps particularly our own) in at least subtle ways. I always found it fascinating that JFK loved the books. So perhaps it's not just the powerless but also the powerful who buy into this fantasy??
BTW, I readily confess that I had great fun with the pix for this post, especially the section juxtaposing Craig's giant gun with Brosnan's snub-nosed model.

Not that size matters, mind you.
Impressive! I like rough edges... hope they stay :)
Thanks, Stella and Mama! glad you enjoyed - it was fun to write and find the pix.

Stella, I hadn't thought of the football hooligan comparison - very apt! He does look like he's ready to literally butt heads with anyone at any moment.
My wife and I went to the opening of all the Bond movies for many years. They were the few "men's" movies she liked, and yes, she liked Connery the best, and I think it was the voice.

I think Quantum was directed for the new generation by someone from that generation--with all the action meant to get the testosterone flowing in the guys. It was definitely overkill. I think they will be surprised to learn how much women liked the character in his "rugged" form but all that blowing stuff up didn't fill the theatres like they thought, and even the egghead critics agreed.

I still have a question whether Craig can really handle much heat in the bedroom--and can still be as believable as when he is jumping over mountains in a single bound. The new women all seem so paper mache to me. It'd be interesting to see what would happen if they had a real actress do the job--say a Cate Blanchet or a Kristin Scot Thomas, even if they don't look like they just fell off the runway.

I love how you personalize your take by bringing in your own personality and what you were looking for Silkstone. I'm not sure we know whose on top and whose on the bottom any more and it can be disconcerting.

P.S. Did you see the flick Brosnan made after his time was up? I forget the name, but he plays a whacko, and there's a marvelous scene where he's walking around in cowboy boots with his pot belly sticking out. By the time men today figure out it's okay to be who they are, they're often too old to deliver the goods.
fabulous. I will post more later. I'm supposed to be grading....
What an impressive post! Learned and thought a lot, even tho Bond isn't one of my things.

I first read about sex from an earlier, awful paperback called, "A Stone for Danny Fisher," by some man who really took it to the max. All the thirteen year olds were reading it.

I have actually co-written a potboiler romance --it's on my Wesbsite, link on my profile (we named the thing Cruise to Seduction and went for the buildup to a climax -- rather than every few chapters --in a women-oriented way.)

As for Roger Moore, I once roomed with a Panamanian women who had slept with him in Cannes. Said he was a good lover, for what that's worth.
You have made the point that I recently made in a comment to my husband -- that Daniel Craig is the first Bond onscreen that both truly scares me and makes me wanna do wildly carnal things to him. Which means he is the first Bond onscreen who has actually gotten the character right.
Hey, folks, thanks for heeding my call and coming over and reading! I appreciate that a lot.

Ben, gosh I forgot to mention Connery's voice in particular! It's a thing of wonder, at least to many women in my generation. He's also great fun to imitate around the house (as the boys do in "Trainspotting" ) so we do that, too. So he gets both reverence and ridicule 'round here.

I didn't want to go on too long (or get too general) but agree about the way the violence is directed in Quantum. There were great action sequences planned out, but IMO they were nearly ruined by the insanely quick cutting. You could slow it down by half and still have VERY fast cutting as is the style now and then you'd actually see and know what's going on!! (in the church sequence, I couldn't even tell who was who for much of it.) It's an illness among young directors, I tell ya.

Yes, I did see "The Matador" with Brosnan. I agree that he was good sending himself (and Bond) up in it, but I don't know - he just doesn't do it for me. He always seems just too amused with himself and his body language is a turn-off, not masculine to me.

Lea, thanks - and I love the dish! I'm sure Moore is a lovely man (people say he is) but he's one of those actors that absolutely makes my skin crawl. You know how that is. That's fascinating that you've written a potboiler - I've always thought that would be fun but a huge amount of work (as writing any book is!). yeah, that was definitely the era when we had to scrounge for our carnal knowledge - no explicit TV or movies for us like there are now.

fingerlakes, no worries. I've doing academic work now too and have a pile to read near me, as well, so know how you feel. glad you liked it.
"Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I think so, Brain. But who would want a pierced Brosnan?"

(thumbified with mad phat spy skillz)
Liz slipped in - heh, yes exactly! He's the bad-enough boy.

and I don't even go for blondes.
Now Jodi slipped in - I love that! Is that a real Pinky quote? My partner quotes the theme song to me when we disagree, and not in a flattering way.... ("One of them's a genius and the other one's insane...")
Yup. It's real, all right.
I, too, have a spouse who quote it at me.
Curious...
What an excellent summary and analysis of the Bond franchise. I agree, Brosnan et al of that unfortunate chapter of Bond-dom - too fey to be attractive in the visceral way that Craig delivers. I haven't read the novels but now I think I will.
I was never a Bond fan, but Sean Connery was an impossible act to follow. Even in his 70's he still has that devilish charm. Wonderful post, I think I just may have to Netflix some Bond films......
Thanks ! Yes, and Connery is quite a good actor, apart from Bond. "The Man Who Would Be King" is one of my favorites of his. Great old-fashioned adventure story, too.
Excellent post. I'm a Fleming fan, and have the books. Fleming's Bond is a debauched bastard. Fleming wasn't a particularly good writer, but he created a marvellous character who's now immortal.
"A debauched bastard" - great phrase!

Reminds me of the old Hollywood studio boss Harry Cohn's description of Gone With the Wind (which his studio turned down the chance to film): "Who wants to see that? It's just the story of a bitch and a bastard!"
Brosnan isn't in his body enough, but how many men have you known who are?
I've actually been fortunate to know a few, including my partner! But I agree that most men, and most women, in our culture probably aren't.
I'm late to the party here but I have to say you've said it all and then some. I think in an interview Fleming gave props to Connery for doing some justice to his character, one could hardly imagine him appreciating Moore, Dalton or Brosnan (loved your description of them, especially Moore).

While I've read many attemps to compare and contrast Astaire and Kelly, I have to say I think yours absolutely nails it. Did you know Astaire is considered almost a double for Cole Porter, another etherial figure.

Connery and Craig, two generations, equal appeal to men and women. (Though when I heard Connery say in an interview it was okay to hit a woman from time to time, my bubble did burst).

To Lea: Harold Robbins! After Lady Chatterley's Lover, Robbins is where I got all my info on sex... too bad, he wrote roman a clé novels, but only from a man's point of view.

Sorry I wandered, this is a fascinating piece start to finish.. and keeps one thinking.
Thanks, Sally! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I should repeat (in case it's not clear in my post) that the Astaire-Kelly comparison isn't original to me - I'm quoting from a lecture in a film class in college which has stuck in my head all these years.

Now I want to find that actual Connery quote. IIRC, it's always misquoted to sound worse than it is - not that it's good, though. And he has clarified that he's never actually hit a woman.
wow. I am going to have to go see a James Bond film. I loved them when I was young because they meant spending time with my bio dad, but now I might actually start liking them for my own reasons!
Was it the pix that convinced you?? ;)
Laugh, you know, he's not really my type. I prefer higher contrast- dark eyes and hair, light olive skin. For that role though, I think he fits- and the pic of him holding the woman in the water is plain sexy.
He's actually not my type, physically, either. Not in coloring or body type. I actually tend to like men who look more like Brosnan. But personality, energy and attitude trump everything else for me. Every man I've ever been involved with has looked different and none have looked like what I might cook up with a Make-a-Man-to-Order kit.

But for me, it's more about Craig fitting the role rather than being attracted to him. I think he's well-cast and plays it very well.

Now Connery...that's a whole other story. That's animal attraction.
Hmmm, thought I made a comment on this last week. when I read it. This was a great piece, I thoroughly enjoyed. Went up to the mountains for a 4 day retreat of fun and reflection. The last night, my good friend Susie and I went and saw the latest James Bond movie. Sean Connery is the main man and always will be, but Daniel Craig was and is a pleasant surprise. Pure entertainment...but what's with this recent Bond movies? Where's the sex?
Glad you checked in, Mary! Always good to read your comments..and thanks for the compliment!

yeah, there was criticism of this movie because Bond is too busy to even have sex and gosh, what's the world coming to when that happens? actually he does have a little, but it's very fleeting in the movie. (If you want to see more of that side of Craig, rent Casino Royale, which is a far superior movie, as I say above)