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NOVEMBER 25, 2009 1:45AM

A Turkey Tale: Seven in the City

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Turkey at mailbox

 

I hate to put anyone off their feed for Thanksgiving, but it seems the right time to share the heartwarming tale of a wild turkey family of seven that lives in our neighborhood.  Warning:  Baby turkey videos ahead that may melt your heart!

We live in a city best known for its rampant crime, medical marijuana clinics and insanely high housing prices, but it’s also home to glorious regional parks full of redwoods, pines, creeks, ferns, flowers and all kinds of wild critters, including deer, coyotes, foxes, raccoons, skunks, possum, rabbits, owls, hawks, falcons and no doubt some mountain lions (although fortunately none have been spotted in many years).  They also harbor the non-native but persistent wild turkey.  

We live right on the border of such a park, and so coyotes run down the middle of our street at midnight, deer crash around below our bedroom window at night eating leaves off our trees, hawks and falcons circle and cry as they hunt in daylight, owls hoo-hoo in the dark while hiding from sight, and don’t even get me started on the raccoons, which have been known to shinny up the supports of our deck just to see what we might have up there.  

But perhaps most fun of all, every year a turkey couple raises a family of offspring, shepherding them around watchfully for months as they grow from wee fuzzy cheepers to waddling birds as large as their parents.  This year’s couple was especially prolific, having five babies -- more than we’ve ever seen before.

 

 

 

  With the babies still fairly young, the whole family comes upon some deer in our backyard.  After a little apprehension, everyone decides everyone else is harmless.

 

From early summer until late fall, the turkeys walk through our yard, stirring up bugs in their patented scratch-and-pick fashion, the parents enclosing the kids like parentheses, one at each end to watch for danger in any form, be it a dog or car or simply the baby’s own distracted wanderings away from the flock. 

 

The parents shepherd their cheeping flock up the stairs and then the hill.  You'll hear our cat ask me about them. (She's scared of the adults and stays well away from them.)

 

They keep in constant communication with each other by a whole variety of noises from cheeps, pops, clicks and trills to, yes, gobbles. After months of near-daily exposure, I can hear the turkeys when they’re half a block away and decode their sounds to know whether they’re content and grazing or distressed and under threat or have become separated and are trying to locate each other with sourcing sounds. Which is not to say they don't have family disputes:

 

 Early on, I saw 2 of the babies have a bit of a fight while the parents and their sibs completely ignored them.  (I think this video would be even funnier if you dubbed over the soundtrack of an old boxing match, with the bell ringing, announcer calling the fight, etc).



One of the parents is especially fiercely protective – we assume it’s the father.  He chases people who get too close to his family, honking and threatening to bite until the offender is well away.  One day he followed K. all the way across the street to give him a good talking to just for walking too close to his family on the park trail.

Yes, like the proverbial chicken, the turkeys do cross the road, which is a winding and woodsy but busy street that many people use.  When we hear the squeal of brakes and yelling, we know the turkey family is crossing the road and some driver is trying to encourage them to move it along – they never seem to be in any hurry.

 

 The "babies" in teenage mode, hanging out and cruising.


I can also tell you that, WKRP to the contrary, wild turkeys can and do fly.  As the babies have grown, they’ve developed the ability to fly not only as high as our roof but hundreds of feet up into the tall pines around our house.  When threatened (usually because someone is walking their dog off-leash and the dog does what comes naturally and gives chase), the turkeys scatter, each flying up to a safe perch.  From there, they will issue distress calls to each other until it’s safe to re-group on the ground.

 

Turkey on the roof
And now playing on our local stage:  Turkey on the Roof!

 

Turkey in pine tree
That's a turkey up there on that lower, mostly bare branch!
 

After one such recent incident, I was startled to find one of the “babies” perched on a chair on our deck, making small cries until his parents up on the road got close enough to hear him and answer, at which point he eagerly flapped and waddled away to join them. (Which was a great relief, as I was wondering if we'd have to adopt and finish raising him, and I knew our cat would object to that....)

Turkey on deck chair

Lost "baby" turkey perched on deck chair right outside our living room.

 

I can also tell you that turkeys are great parents.  Amazingly, they kept all their babies alive until just recently.  Sadly, a month ago, one of the nearly full-grown kids disappeared – we don’t know if it was lost to coyote, dog, car or something else.  (We even wondered if some neighbor decided an organic, free range turkey sounded good for Thanksgiving.)  The four remaining children are so large now that it’s hard to tell them apart from their parents, but the family remains as close as ever, and the parents still bring up front and rear when they’re on the move.

Within the next couple months, the turkeys will disappear as they do each year – to where, we don’t know.  They must have some wintering spot.  Next year, we’ll be happy when turkeys return to the neighborhood – perhaps these same children, as they take their turn at mating and raising young – and be thrilled to watch the cycle of life begin all over again.

 

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Neat Post!! I also have turkeys that I can see from my kitchen window. Deers too. Unfortunately, my son and his friends being hunters ( I can't stand it, but to each his own) killed an eight point buck last week. We have him in the freezer. I don't like venison, except maybe Bar-B-Que hash. He's going to have his head mounted. What can you do? Great Post!!
R~
The third video reminded me of Harmony and Xander's hair-pulling fight in BtVS, which I realize is pathetic, but I can't help myself. Anyway, I did love this post.
Awesome, awesome, awesome videos!!! We have many wild turkeys around here-I have seen up to 30! You are lucky to have such close encounters and be able to watch them "grow up"-that is so cool.
~r~ for Turkeys
Great narrative with photos, and wonderful post at this time of year--turkey awareness --although I am well aware that wild turkeys are parents too. A gobbler family lived on the golf course and used to come right up to the sliding glass doors of my NY condo in Westchester county. My cat would go crazy.
I have to admit I think of that family when I see the frozen birds at the market. I'm turning more and more vegetarian as I get older.
This is lovely. And you live in a gorgeous setting! I can't even imagine getting up every morning and looking out at that backyard. I'm very happy for you and I'm glad you do recognize the beauty, in both plants and animals you share the space with. Happy Thanksgiving! Rated. D
Scanner, I hate the idea of hunting, but I eat meat, so I can't be a hypocrite. Actually, I'm fine with hunters who eat what they kill as you are doing in your family. Gratuitous hunting for "trophies" makes me sick, though.

Mumble, I never watched that show, but I can't tell you how hilarious I found that fight and still do when I re-watch it. I only wish I'd gotten better video of it but I was hanging out a top floor window shooting down into a neighbor's yard so that's the best I could do. If I had more video editing chops, I'd love to add the boxing soundtrack!

Ladyfarmer -- with a handle like that, I'm not surprised you see turkeys! What surprises us that we usually only see one family/flock per year in this area, although other flocks are nearby. They seem to have territories.

Lea, thanks! Yes, I'm a bit glad we're not eating turkey ...well, at least not until Xmas. This family has become like our pets. We talk about them often and see them in our yard almost every day. K and I have talked about how hungry we'd have to be before we'd kill and eat one of them. The answer was "incredibly hungry".

Yarn, we're very fortunate to live in a beautiful place. We're only renting though -- we can't afford a house like this here. But we're grateful to have been able to live here for as long as we have.

JK, wow, 40 turkeys! I'd be agog. And that's fascinating about the gender thing. We had no idea (we haven't researched it). We assumed they were mates. I did notice the 2 adults looked identical but didn't know if that was normal (unlike for chickens, which are very gender-distinct). One certainly acts very "male" including doing the full tail display when agitated -- s/he did this to K some weeks ago when K dared walk too close to the family. The other stays close to the flock.

WSFTC, thanks! And I do hope someone feeds the cat, so she doesn't eat the turkeys.
Silkstone, you really have a great up close and personal group of turkeys where you live! It might be that if you left your doors open they would walk right in and make themselves feel at home! Thanks for showing us so many photos and clips along with your story.
My sisters place has wild turkeys. really cool to watch. I buy ham so not to many wild pigs around, right? Happy Thanksgiving!
Walk, I didn't know anything about wild turkeys till living here, either. And clearly I'm still learning, given JK's insight about turkey families....

Designator, when that turkey was on our deck, s/he was looking right in the window at me while making its "where are you, Mom?" cries and I did think I was about to become a turkey mom. I do wonder if s/he would have come in if I'd opened the sliding glass door, which s/he also walked by and looked into before rejoining the parents.

Stellaa, that was cool. I was surprised to hear turkeys are not native to California, as there are so many in the East Bay hills. they clearly like our climate and bug supply.

Lunch, it's easier to eat a pig, isn't it? Although people have pigs for pets and say they're very personable. Hard for me to imagine. And wild pigs are actually dangerous to encounter. I think I can keep eating bacon.

David, that's completely hilarious!! These turkeys seem thoroughly wild. They aren't like the bears in Yosemite who see humans as food sources. We're merely annoyances to them.
Very cool post, Silkstone! I love the idea of watching a wild turkey family cruising the neighborhood.
I think they go to Florida. These are the lucky ones - they won't be on my table tomorrow.
Great post and perfect for the season!!! I'm with JK - I didn't see any beards or snoods (those things that look like they're pouring over the birds' nose) - both of the adults looked very feminine.

As far as turkeys not flying ala WKRP (I loved that episode), domestice turkeys are so inbred and have such large breasts they can't even mate naturally (that's right - artificial insemination!) so flying is out of the question.

We're getting more and more turkeys near our house - I can't wait until they march through our back yard too!
Lovely, Silkstone.
Yes, I have often wondered why they appear this time of year but are absent at other times.
All babies are cute.
what a lovely post
wild turkeys are quite clever and Ben Franklin wanted them to be the national bird.
A totally different take on turkey - what a fun show!
Ash, Marcelle, O'Steph and Teresa: Thanks!

Deborah, I wouldn't think that northern calif would be too cold for winter, but who knows. The deer also seem to disappear for some months of the year (and we know they don't fly away). It's mysterious. Maybe they all have a nice cozy cabin in the redwoods where they put their feet up for the winter and drink hot buttered rum.

Blue, it makes sense. I also thought the males had more stuff on their faces than these 2 adults which look identical. It's interesting that it always seems to be one of them that goes on the defense and plays the male role. Would that mean that the babies are from both of them, not just one?
They even look yummy with feathers.
"They even look yummy with feathers." Adam, conversely, appears as repulsive with them off;)

This is a WAY better turkey post than mine--much better to lure with honey!
awwwww. I wish I had wild turkeys in my backyard!
I watched and photographed a few families this year. They are surprisingly bright if you consider the size of the brain. They one that had four little ones greated us differently and politely.
Cool post! Love the videos and pictures.
Fantastic post! I love this stuff, Silkstone. I heard the kitty! I felt like I was hunting for Waldo, looking and listening for the things you hinted at. Oh, and the fighting babies vid was mesmerizing. Not sure why, but I liked that one best.
Great post and pictures and I'm really wishing I had waited until after my Thanksgiving meal before I read it! Oh, guilty guilty feelings. The one on your deck is just spectacular.
Thanks so much for this. I felt a wave of sorrow and grief this morning, just paused for a while to say to all of them, I'm sorry. We don't have to do this, and yet we do. It's very painful to imagine millions of these great and graceful birds crammed into pens, beaks cut, wings broken, desperately gobbling a few months of life from hormone-laced food, chased and caught by the legs in a mass pogrom, heads crammed down a chute and throats slit while their blood pumps out (and Sarah Palin smiles)...so we can sit around large tables and say our thanks for the abundance of life. Oh for an abundance of compassion...to change things.
I loved this post. That first video is so charming I thought I could hear the soundtrack from a Disney movie tinkling in the background! I didn't want it to end. Now it looks like I'll only be eating sweet potatoes today...
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Boy, now I do feel guilty for making folks feel guilty about their turkey dinner. (At this point, we have no idea what we're eating, since K lost his wallet and so couldn't buy the Dungeness crabs last nite. Maybe that's my karmic payback for possibly ruining people's meals!)

Lainey, that's very funny about Waldo! And yes, the baby turkey fight may be my favorite video I've shot of them, too (I have loads more besides the ones I posted here). It just cracks me up every time.

DCV, it is rather Disney-like, isn't it? sometimes I can't believe I'm in a city.

by the way, the turkeys were just honking up a storm outside our house a few minutes ago. (They honk like geese when agitated.) They'd gotten upset for some reason and flown up in the trees and then regrouped right down in front of our house. A jogger happened to have a camera with him and was taking pix and a young boy who was out taking an early walk with his mom got all excited and was pointing at them. I could imagine them all going home and telling people they got to see a flock of live turkeys on Thanksgiving day, something very few Americans get to do anymore.
I must be really simple, but I get a real kick out of seeing anything wild in our neighborhood--we have hawks, a great horned owl, deer (I once saw deer tracks on my deck!), and yes, turkeys. The turkeys were bad-ass, though, and had to be relocated by Chelsea, the animal control officer. Great post. Almost as good as seeing real critters.
Thanks for this! I loved it. We have a different kind of turkey here in Washington, DC. The kind we have here don't necessarily believe in peaceful coexistence.

It was so it was nice to see nature undisturbed. I thought, as I watched your footage, how wonderful it would be to show these videos in Congress, for many, many reasons -- but then I realized that so many of the turkeys there wouldn't get it, and in fact, would probably have little time for such really important things in life.

Living here often taints us (if we let it). We have so much to be thankful for, and those who know how to live peacefully together despite their diversity, be they animal or human, they are the gifts.

Thanks for the beautiful and very meaningful footage.
I enjoyed your turkeys!
Fantastic photo essay. Wonderful post-Thanksgiving, good all year round, I say! You are very creative with your captions, they really help the reader know what to look for. Rated!
Yep. That's beyond adorable. Five stars on the vids! Rated.
Coming out of the Magic Kingdom parking lot one fine spring morning we spotted 5 young turkeys making there way along the edge of the lot. My daughter felt a little guilty about having had a turkey pannini for lunch.
Superb post -- I love the porch turkey.

My students surprised my son with a baby turkey one year and it made a fascinating pet for a short while. "Nugget" would saddle up to me just like a dog or a cat, edging me to let him perch on my arm and 'sit a spell' -- He'd even do fly-races with the little boys in their Big-Wheels. It was a memorable time.

Thanks for this lovely read.
i'm jealous!

have to say though, crabs make winning videos too. harder to capture in the backyard unless you have a houseboat. if you have leftovers, the baked egg and crab recipe i posted is fabulous!
Very cool story, pics and vids... and I usually shy away from nature stories. I can tell you if they're anything like my tribe, they all go to Florida for the winter.
I loved sharing this with my five year old daughter, and thank you for bringing out the other side, "the rest of the story" re the SF Bay area.
We own a rental home in a neighborhood rampant with wild turkeys. It IS such a novelty to see them wandering about their funky business - cool as cucumbers as is they own the neighborhoods. We have a ton of deer too. Defintely must be two populations that co-exist well. Loved your post -- but didn't feel guilty eating my turkey. I'm telling myself there MUST be a vast difference between a wild turkey and the kind we "eat!" Makes me feel better anyway!
Thanks for sharing! They're so adorable. A friend kept domestic turkeys and he would get the wild turkeys coming in to mingle. One by one, all of his domestic turkeys ran away to join the wild turkeys. Hopefully, the your lost turkey joined another group or wandered off and is okay.
Hey, thanks to everyone for the continued comments over this holiday weekend! I'm glad people are enjoying our turkeys. A few quick replies:

Hells, if you're simple, so am I! I love seeing and hearing nature all around me.

Gigi, you made me laugh. I grew up near DC so know the kind of turkeys you mean. And I agree about seeing nature and also how easy it is in our modern lives to forget how important it is. We saw the very disturbing film The Road last nite and if you don't appreciate nature -- as well as everything else we have -- seeing it would change that. Very realistic depiction of what it would be like to lose all this.

Blue Roses, I had a pet rooster as a kid so I know that birds like that can be surprisingly friendly to humans. Still, I'll take a cat or a dog any time as a pet instead....

Sally, ha!

Asperger mom, yes, there's a big difference in the 2 kinds of turkeys, unless you get a free range kind. And even those aren't going to be like wild turkeys.

Scruffus, you made me laugh, too. Sounds like the turkeys going off to join the circus. We haven't seen or heard the turkeys for a few days now, so I'm hoping they're all OK and reunited. One did get separated from the pack on Tgiving day and was giving off mournful cries near our house, but then stopped so I'm hoping all's well...but won't know till I see them all together again.