Talking with a friend of mine at work about the sad state of network news. And through stream of consciousness -- it reminded me of this song from Tim Rice & Andrew Webber's musical from the 70's -- Jesus Christ, Superstar.
What if Jesus (or his heir) had a blog on Open Salon -- and was Tweetering and Facebooking his way around the world?
I'm just sayin'.
When you read this, did you expect me to tell you to be nice, watch your language and treat even the poorest writer as if . . . ?
This is as close as I get to an Easter post.


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"What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome"
Although, Joanie, I have to admit after posting this I thought it might be a nice hint to the snarks around OS -- to rise above the petty shit and just BE.
Elisa -- ahhhhhhhh. Sweet, huh? Nice to hear.
Tink: sorry it didn't have any attention grabbing headline which included the words "Big Dick" or "Fucking". That was an earlier post which I decided not to publish -- and then whattyaknow,I come up with this. I think maybe I AM the messiah.
Lunchlady -- I am glad you got the point. Whatever point that is.
Scanner -- good one! I bet he writes blogs about how to feed a mob with just what's in your pantry or how to ferment water into wine in less than 5 minutes.
Buffy -- it's a great song ain't it?
Mimetalker -- it's a great album ain't it?
Robin -- whatever message that is, I hope you'll leave some dough in the alms box. (JUST KIDDING !)
mypsyche: I knew somebody would figure it out -- I AM the Messiah. I was putting off telling anyone, . . . oh you know Dan Bern's already written a song about it. He thinks HE's the Messiah.
"What a Friend I have on Facebook, All the People that I know . . ." still working on the rest.
clark: The sacrifice is reading all the crap that gets served up around here. Kinda like trying out churches and/or religions. kissing toads.
RavingBits: don't think too much about it. THinking too much is what keeps us all crazy.
God: Just following orders. Later.
Lezlie
Let's hope that if Jesus hadOS'd, Facebooked, and Twittered, someone would have invented the internet....
None of it makes me feel very Eastery, though I do love those deviled eggs.
;)
Rated ;)
"Every time I look at you I don't understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand.
You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned.
Why'd you choose such a backward time in such a strange land?
If you'd come today you could have reached a whole nation.
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication.
Tell me what you think about your friends at the top.
Who'd you think besides yourself's the pick of the crop?
Buddha, was he where it's at? Is he where you are?
Could Mohammed move a mountain, or was that just PR?"
I only want to know.
Steve Katz: we could only hope.
Michael Rodgers: Organized religion has very little to do with God. IMHO.
sweetfeet: gotcha
foolish monkey: ;*)
Carole Hallundbaek: the god in me salutes the god in you.
Owl_Says_Who: :o) I Love you, too, Owl.
scarlett: I've been singing "Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication" all day long myself.
You.march.your.self.to.time.out.for.drowning.all.those.people!
Here it is on youtoob: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZEO1Lug25s
The lyrics are terrific, and matches the questions you pose, what if He was one of us...what would we do, what would we ask him?
Good enough Easter post for me skel. xo
Sparking: onward, through the fog
bbd: nice to see you barry.
http://open.salon.com/blog/god_almighty
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And we want you to sleep well tonight.
Let the world turn without you tonight.
If we try, we'll get by, so forget all about us tonight
that's what jesus would blog but they'd be mary magdelene's words...
~R~
o/e Fun post, *****r
That certainly gives pause.
Eggs are pagan, btw, as are bunnies. The Adventists were wrong in the 1840s about his return, but they are right about this. Just sayin'.
Also I would get his address, go to his house, and give him what fer! For the Congo, my kidney stones, most of those reality shows, etc.