Hey, my cat ran in the last election because of his incredible resemblance to Obama, including also being black and white. I think Tink has a fair chance. The piano playing has got to charm the voters, like Truman. His IQ is probably higher than Dubya's. He can't possibly sleep more than Reagan. If he's neutered, all his lusting is in his heart, so no sex scandals. I see him as very presidential.

Yay, he has my vote!!! Go cats!

You got my vote!!

Yes. YES!!!

I'm his campaign manager/flunky. Just call me at 1-800-ILuv-Ho's for details~

He gets my votes! You left Kardashian out of your tags. :-)

.....and do you all swear that when Our Heroic Feline is elected, you won't try to get him impeached for licking himself?

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..........what about if he gets Monica to do it for him?

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I live in his state. I'll be a delegate for him.

Saner than anyone on the stage last night.

His slogan:

Vote for Tink 'cause the rest of 'em stink.

I work his campaign! Visit my website and find good cheap deals, too!
signed vlrafruy flvvoenry

Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!

I pledge to deliver California. All it'll take is a quick phone call to my old pal Jerry. Right?

Until everyone turns on him for yacking up his first fur ball!

Absolutely!

Rated for best candidate in decades. This one'll fly!

~nodding~ I'm very presidential, I sexually harrass EVERYBODY!!! Teehee!!

What? :D

TUNA FISH IN EVERY BOWL, AND BELLY RUBS FOR EVERYONE, EVEN THE ASSHOLES, EXCEPT THEY GET BELLY RUBS WITH BARBED WIRE!! :D

Tink,
As President you get to sit back and enjoy while they sexually harass you!! Cuban cigars and Fancy Feast snacks all day long too!

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Not until I see his birth certificate, long form please.

Is she Mormon? I had trouble with a Mormon cat. She kept cranking 'em out, and every time I swore to have her fixed, she had another liter before I got to it (ok, I did wait too long--like two weeks, so bad on me). Still, this could be problematical.

I hate to sound prejudicial, but if she's not Mormon or Catholic (I am a recovered one of them), she's got my vote! And I'll get all my wives to vote for her too, now that I seriously tink about it.

Daniel,

Ooopsy!
"She" is very much "He"...!

Judging by some of the lady cats (and otherwise) who have taken a shine to him here on OS, he is every inch a "He" too!! (Pun intended)

You'd think that he is a bit "light -in-the-loafers" by some of his remarks but he is a manly enough man that a number of Russian and Nigerian Princesses have offered him large sums of money in return for marriage (and details of his bank accounts - just to prove good faith and to help them extract their rightful inheritances from a country where the government won't let them have it unless married)

When told that he is happily and devotedly married, these women, without exception said, "That's OK, send bank account details. We trust you to help us free up our money anyway."

You can see that a cat this honest would sure make a difference in today's politics! To other politicians the word "honest" is just a word that you find in the dictionary somewhere in between hoaxer and hopeless.

Potentially important note: Over the years, I have developed three extremely important rules for writing: 1) Don’t write and drink; 2) If you drink, don’t write: 3) If you do drink and write, don’t hit “send” until the next morning.

Lastly, a plea: Given that I wrote my first comment on Thanksgiving evening, I may not have been heeding my own rules (we all know that rules are meant to be broken anyway). Thus my final words: Please cut me some slack here; after all, I’m sure even Tink (unlike Obama) would grant me a pardon, and I damn well vote for pretty vote for any cute, furry critter, regardless of their ancestry.

[P.S. I had a considerably longer comment you would have appreciated, but alas, OS does not seem to let us bold or post pictures in comments, and thus I am unable to share that without another million hours or so, and most likely learning commuter programming and hacking. Which I wouldn't mind if I get another life to do it in. I may have, however, learned another important writing rule for myself: Applying the same principles to caffeine as suggested for red wine would probably be a good idea.]