When four of Santa's elves got sick the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, who knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang. A very irritated Santa marched to the door and yanked it open. There stood a tiny little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Sent to me by a friend.


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I loved it too!
Myriad,
Not everyone gets their tree delivered by an angel. And some folks just don't get frustrated; no elves to drink the cider or hide the rum is my guess.
:-) / R
R
I mean give a tree to someone who forced the elves to work in a sweat shop.
Or something like that.
Uhm, how do you create a "new classic?"
The elves are "forced" to work?
And their workplace is a "sweatshop?"
Your information is better than mine. I hadn't heard that before now.
The "new classic" puzzles me too; but it sounds very complimentary so I'll not question it.... ;-)
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could be charged with pornography & obscenity & if u were
in a good god fearing state, blasphemy, too.
that would fix yer wagon!
i have never read a more un-christmaslike fable.
i read grimm's fairy tales, and expurgated alot of em,
but expurgation is too mild
for one such as ye.
do ye not know that an angel watches over ye?
no? well, maybe one doesn't.
wouldnt surprise me.
:)
You keep pushing your cheek out like that with your tongue and one day your face will freeze like that!
Thanks for a great comment! You sound almost sane today!
;-)
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