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Will Tinkerertink69 Run?

CANADA-2012-02-01: Intrepid reporter Typo P. Skypixie0 has announced his resignation from all reportorial duties and affiliations in order to spend all his time in an effort to persuade Tinkerertink69 to run for President.

Typo says it is so important to Canada that Tinkerertink69 be elected in 2012 to the post of President of The United States, and that he will offer his services to “Tink” as his Campaign Manager during Tink’s run for high office and as Minister of Propaganda & Persuasion (aka Bullshit & Bullying), a post for which, "I am well qualified, having once advised a graffiti artist that his trash-art was unwelcome on some blogs," said Typo.

Let’s invade America…

Typo urges Tink to run on a platform of “Let’s invade America”. “Tink should,” says Typo, “give the U.S. the much needed advantage of being the target of  an expensive, unwarranted American invasion because they’re spending too much money “over there” and too little “over here” in Nort’a ‘Merika.”

NOTE: America is famous in its own mind for its generosity to kids, kittens and  obediant dictators in the countries it invades. 

“Just think,” said Typo, “The American government borrowed Ten Billion dollars from China and gave it to some dictator “over there”. If Tink borrowed Ten Billion dollars and gave everyone who voted for him $100, he could get a hundred million votes!!!”

“Once elected, Tink could pull all your troops out of everywhere and use the military savings of trillions of dollars to put Americans back to work. All that “aid” money the U.S. pisses away trying to buy “friendship and oil resources” while making some Arab fellows very rich, could be spent developing your own “American” oil resources, only half of which are in Canada.”

“America’s whole infrastructure, which is in total disrepair, could be brought up to date while employing millions of US citizens! The economy would boom!”

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