N E W S _ F L A S H !!
Washington, DC, 2012: The GOP today announced that a Tea Party member has found a way to revive the dead. A list of candidates for revival is being considered by the GOP leadership who see an opportunity to bring back a great leader of the past to lead them to victory in November.
It is rumoured that the Tea Party is insisting that Adolph Hitler be the candidate chosen. The GOP apparently has no real objection to this, saying, "It's OK with us, as long as he understands that in order to lead today's Republicans, he can no longer be such a nice guy."
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~R~
Oh- stupid me- he's white- it's a non issue.
"Go, lemmings, go!"
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Why write about the tail when we can write about the dog it's attached to? Besides, the politics of our 11th province are zanier than those up here, by far!
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If everyone had your good sense, Tink would be a shoo in!
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"Hah? You guys like killing yourselves to kill us?" we could say. "We just elected a dead guy to be President. And not only that, he tells us that the forty-seven virgins are all fat and ugly!" (Again, paraphrased from Black.)
""......the only way to face down crazy terrorists is to be more crazy.""
Yup! At least that's what the Taliban figures. I think they're beginning to understand that you can't get more crazy than 'Merikhan politicians....!
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