Women of The World: Unite!
As one of the generation of dedicated women who first fought so valiantly for Women’s Rights, I have to tell you that I’m sorely disappointed in today’s young women. You all go around acting like you’re quite happy to be merely a bit more than equal and have better than equal rights and things like that.
What’s wrong with you?!! Don’t you know that just being the dominant gender is NOT what we women fought so hard and long for? The men have held out on us and it’s your duty to get to work and fix that!
Perhaps You don’t know the history of our glorious movement. Listen up and I’ll give you an education……
One upon a time men left the house every weekday morning and went off to some place the called “work” to have loads of fun all day long. They worked for kindly old bosses who treated them well and valued them coming in every day even if they didn’t actually do anything worthwhile except play practical jokes on each other. And they got paid for this, too!
We women were left at home with a bunch of screaming brats that the men had unloaded on us (no pun intended) and all the housework. Now this, as you can plainly see, was grossly unfair; the men had all the fun and we got stuck with all the work. And the men got paid for this!!
Of course, them being men, they blew the money they got on stupid men stuff, like mortgages or rent, and food, utilities, the car, and all that dreary stuff, instead of lavishing it on us, the women whom they professed to love! What kind of love is it when they do that, I ask you?
So we women got fed up with this situation and demanded our rights. We demanded the right to earn our own money; to have a “job” outside the home, just like the men. We too wanted to get the heck out of the house and go off to a great job where we had fun all day and got paid for it. And by golly we got it!
But the men cheated us. The hid all those good jobs and kindly, respectful bosses so that we couldn’t find them. All we got were miserable old slave drivers who wanted to pay us a little as possible while demanding three times as much work from us as any person could possibly deliver.
Those darned men even went so far as to make it look like they too had to put up with such terrible working conditions and had been putting up with it for hundreds of years! But we women knew better than that. There is no way that men would have tired themselves out and come home every day too tired to love us and pamper us by just dumb old work. They had to have been having fun – loads of fun! And now they wouldn’t share it with us.
So it’s time for us to rise up again and demand our fair share of the workplace fun. And it’s up to you younger women to get going on this. We more mature women will guide you and teach you but you are the ones who have to do this. You’ve got to cross your legs and not let your men have any satisfaction until they tell you where all those good paying fun jobs are that they’ve been hiding away from us.
And if that doesn’t do the trick, then you’ve got to just get all your men fired from their jobs by offering to do those jobs for less pay. Once you get those jobs you’ll soon discover how much fun they really are. Then we women can go to work all day, every day and have fun, fun, fun, while the men do the housework and take care of the kids.
Well……. Do the housework anyway. We might be having so much fun that we’ll not want to take time off work to have kids. And we’ll be pretty tired from all that fun at work and not really feel up to sex until the weekend, if then, so there might not be too many kids involved in this. It’s a good thing too. Men don’t know how to care for kids anyway.
Liberation is upon us! It’s time for us to have fun too! Onward into a bright tomorrow! Viva The New Women’s liberation!