Homeland Security Fails To Stop Escape of
Major Terrorist Organizer
WTF Wire Services
MIDWAY, British Columbia, Canada – It was learned yesterday that the notorious Al Qaeda organizer, Iskat Felineqi Tinkatqus, sliped across the American-Canadian border into Canada at about 2:00pm today.
It seems that Tinkatqus was spotted by Homeland Security agents and initially stopped by them while still on American territory. Oddly enough Tinkatqus, known as a very tough hombre, calmed the suspicions of the sharp-eyed and well armed Security agents by rubbing against their ankles and purring until they were fooled into thinking that he was safely in custody. Tinkatqus then made a bold leap for the Canadian border, outrunning Homeland Security’s best agents handily.
He is shown in the photo being stopped by the ever vigilant Homeland Security agents.
A senior Homeland Agent, who asked not to be identified, stated that Tinkatqus was thought to be in the US to foment unrest and rebellion among his followers who have been organizing a feline OCCUPY movement to protest the lack of fresh cream and Fancy Feast that their owners can not afford now that taxes are going up for average folks.
Anyone sighting Tinkatqus is asked to keep him away from going down the hill, over the mountain, and into the River. (40)