Graceless under pressure, unfashionably late, the Anti-Jackie, Jackie Oh No, the Slackitudinous One, neither best nor brightest, favoring the pillbox over the pillbox hat, punk before pink, and swine before pearls.
Not sure if this is working. The pop-up window was having problems with my Firefox, like tiling the dialogue box wrongfully, so hopefully I was able to log on. Hopefully nobody already poached my screen name. Fingers crossed?