You just want to get into Sheldon's paddock, don't you? Some of the other fillies tell me he's hung like a horse......

Heee hee hee. Was there a Sheldon open call I missed? Skanky, Hanky, Panky, indeed! Heeee...

Oh, this fuckin' guy. Let me tell you something. I know Dandy. Went to school with the little shit. We actually were friends at one point, hung out all the time, got along real well. Then, he goes and steals my girlfriend. Okay, you think, stuff like that happens, that's the way life goes sometimes. But you know what he did? He mounted her. Fucking mounted her right in front of me! I mean who does that?? Prick. You know who I'm talking about, RANDY.

Oh, and his teeth? Capped.

After looking at that photo, now I know why you never look at a gift horse in the mouth.

what is this e-horsemony???

equine-harmony???

I got two words for Randy after mounting Sheldon's filly like that:

Glue Factory.

My eyes are on you, pal!