FEBRUARY 5, 2009 9:05PM

Give Kalvin Love, Love, Love.

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Kalvin, our OS community member needs some love.

His mission of baiting everyone who posts anything is a remarkable and unrelenting passion.

Kalvin, I know you have mentioned how much you love this baiting of people who are posting basically anything.

My challenge to you is to write an intelligent and insightful post explaining your passion to bait and how it improves the content of this site.  Use the First Amendment, use history, heck, use your entertaining Haiku's.  But come out of your bait closet and join the discourse.

Everyone else, send as many valentines, milk and cookies, affirmations and love messages to Kalvin as you can.  If...you can find him.

Kalvin, Kalvin, come out, come out where ever you are and sing Kumbaya with us.  Peace Out. 

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He won't dare Snap. ;-)
Kind of Blue
February 05, 2009 09:12 PM
Kalvin, where art thou?
Snap
February 05, 2009 09:12 PM
No, Kalvin, you don't have to stay after school, but you might want to go home, get something nice to eat, watch some tube, and have some fun with some friends. Friends. I still think you can shine if you wanna. Best, Snap
Snap
February 05, 2009 09:33 PM
He did not, there is really no legal grounds for your complaint. Go to law school before you make spurious assumptions about the legal ramifications of internet speech.
Thomas Huber
February 05, 2009 09:34 PM
Also, you and Greg really need a time out. You can pick on me if you want to. Also, Sheldon the Wonderhorse is alot of fun. Let that little light shine Kelvin, or come swinging at me. I'll give you some trash if that's what you like, but I'd rather just have fun and encourage you to become a great whatever you want to be.
Snap
February 05, 2009 09:37 PM
Jane, what you truly need is some help...
Kind of Blue
February 05, 2009 09:44 PM
Stop it!! I can't take it anymore! you're too fucking hilarious! I can't laugh anymore. I want a cookie.
FancyFace
February 05, 2009 09:46 PM
Kalvin: you do have a gift for trash talking, taking my cookies and kicking me in the balls, nice. But then I'd have to stuff you upside down in the garbage can in "Scrubs", then you can deal with the Janitor. Have fun! Or, I could just put super glue on the cookies and the plate that they are on and watch you wave it around spewing your trash talking self until you pass out. What think you?
Snap
February 05, 2009 09:49 PM
Fancy, you can have a cookie anytime, but I'm afraid if you are lyao, you might choke. Have come Kool Aid instead.
Snap
February 05, 2009 09:51 PM
Stalkers require hiders. Where is the fun in it otherwise?
Redstocking Grandma
February 09, 2009 03:11 PM