
I had a breakfast meeting today with old friends and networking colleagues. The restaurant was a precious brunch place in a suburban New Jersey town. The chain is called, Turning Point.
When I saw this door out of the corner of my eye as I left the bathroom, I did a double take. I needed to share my new find with everyone. Below are some of the comments on my Facebook post. Perhaps you all have seen this, but I never have. Should I install one in my home?
It looks like an interesting sort of bondage device...
As long as you don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.
I've always found that bathroom to be a bit OCD, but that's just me. (Just yesterday I launched into a big discussion of the hygiene hypothesis with daughter in order to explain that the school nurse was wrong when she told the kids they should use Clorox wipes on everything. My daughter endured the science lesson for awhile but then asked if she could go back to Harry Potter.)
I can envision the personal injury lawsuit which will ensue when someone barges in the door while someone else has their arm in that thing.
Clorox wipes on everything? Now that's a bit OCD. The door handle at Turning Point looks like a pretty good idea, for the same reason the oversized "paddles" on hospital and other institutional sink faucets are a good idea.
People if we are not exposed to germs and if we refuse to allow our immune systems to react to them we are a.) going to continue to develop Super Germs and b.) create a pandemic that will make the Spanish Influenza and the Bubonic plague look like a day in the park...so nut up and touch the damn door...
I don't mind germs on my hands. I do mind other people's shit on my hands.
Being exposed to the occasional rhinovirus to give your immune system a workout is probably not a bad idea. I draw the line at amoebic dysentery and e. coli. When it's offered, I'll use the funky handle.


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An old joke my dad told me:
A Navy man and a Marine walk into the bathroom and use the urinals.
The squid finishes his business, zips up and turns to leave.
The jarhead finishes up and walks to the sink. In a loud voice he says, "In the Marines, they taught us to wash our hands after we go to the bathroom."
The squid doesn't miss a beat. As he grabs the door knob and opens it he says, "In the Navy, they taught us not to pee on our hands."
This whole cleanliness thing is way over done. Sure, we should do our best to stop the spread of germs when reasonable, but the door handle, in the words of one of your FB quotes, looks like a lawsuit pending the right timing.
I think we should send our kids to school and the one with chicken pox should be able to shake every other kid's hand and let's just get it over with, for crying out loud. The chances of a fatal reaction to chicken pox at that age is more miniscule than the odds of contracting a deadly reaction to a measles vaccination.
Sometimes, common sense notions die an ignoble death due to lack of same.
Larry stated one of the thoughts that creeps me out.