This week I had a conversation with a historian about the possibility of George Washington having homosexual affairs (My theory not his). Who are the historians who address this? I am still searching. Washington had some very close relationships with his aides. In snippets of Washington’s letters to Joseph Reed there is almost the longing of a lover. Is it safe to assume that in times of war, men may turn to each other to fulfill needs when women are scarce? Many historians that I read - even historical fiction writers- have such sterile references to colonial sex. Since I intend to write a “trashy historical” novel set in colonial New Jersey, I am obsessed with getting an accurate feeling for what colonial sex was like.
It would take a book to discuss the regional, economic, religious and social distinctions which would have had an impact of sexual relations in the colonies, so I will outline the universal. Of course you may think that sex is sex and I realize that we could have endless discussions on sexual orientation, fetishes etc. What can we speculate that may differentiate 18th century colonial sex from ANY variety of modern world sex? If I were having sex with George Washington what would I experience?If I were in a room with George.....
· Smell- People smell here. Body odors are so pervasive that the perfume industry is thriving. George’s body odor has an overlap of Caswell and Massey’s “Number Six” (a cologne introduced in 175os and a favorite of George Washington). Sometimes I wear the Floris “Rose Geranium” that I had been able to order it from London before British products became difficult and expensive to purchase (Or I might just use George’s Six since there is little gender differentiation for perfume). In addition to my own everyday body odor, my stench sometimes includes a trace of dried blood from my period that I had had in the prior week. I use a sponge bath everyday but you know how hard it is to clean blood when it is allowed to stream down your legs for so long. Of course George and I both have a lingering smell of feces. I know that the myth is that colonials used corn cobs to wipe our bowel movements -but I know George, he likes his luxuries and often uses devalued Continental currency. To wipe my filth, I have a reusable piece of muslin that I wash and use when I know that George will be visiting me. Of course if I were Martha I would have a slave lady’s maid do it for me.
· Taste – George has very “bad breath”. His teeth are rotten but so are mine. In fact, most ladies have rotting teeth by 18. George is not much of a kisser since he is so self conscious. He does like to bite with his gums but I think that is just to keep me in my place. There is always a hint of pus and infection when he breaths on me. He has a chronic sinus problem and since we don’t have antibiotics, he just lives with a general malaise.
· Visual-I have been pregnant twelve times. I have stretched out skin around my lower belly but George never sees this since I always wear some clothes when we have sex. My sister has had twenty one pregnancies but only two of her children have survived to adulthood. I never look at George without clothes. It is very dark when we have sex since candles are a luxury and George does not really seem to want to look at me anyway. I have touched his “manhood” through his breeches. They are so tight I think it may rip the silk.
· Touch- Sex with George hurts. He never waits until I am moist enough to accommodate his “manhood”. I have an itching that I can’t quite get rid myself of. It feels as though my insides are rusty. I have had some watery discharge from my woman’s parts for some time now -it has a smell of a dead dog but George does not stay long enough to notice.
I am thinking about getting my husband a pair of these. My husband does not go for silk.