“The spirit gone, man is garbage. That was Snowden's secret."


April 01
Dead crewman from Heller's Novel, lover of nature and art, I have been blogging OS since 2009.


Snowden's Links

JANUARY 25, 2015 10:38PM

The Old Man Back Home...

                            Had a nap again. Lucky me. Seems like the only time I get to post is when I am rested enough to wrestle this blog away from the dead kid.… Read full post »

JANUARY 24, 2015 7:02PM

The Old Man Speaks

                      I had a nap. We hiked a trail high above the ocean, looking down at Pismo Beach and then San Luis Bay. A little bit of a challange for old people. I guess you all know that S… Read full post »

                  OK folks, Snowden here, Remember ? The dead guy who does a walk on to spill his guts all over YoYo? Sorry I have to keep reminding you, and reminding you why I remind you, but I am an imaginary deadRead full post »

JANUARY 19, 2015 9:07PM

A Whole Day Of It

                               Like the rest of the service industry, the dead do not get a day off - especially not a holiday, even today! You might think an imaginary dead fly boy could get a three day weekendRead full post »

JANUARY 18, 2015 2:35PM

Catch 22: The Musical


                                           Heller is dead.

 As his creation, IRead full post »

JANUARY 16, 2015 8:52PM

Everybody Dance Now

               This dead imangined bleeding out avaitor that never lived loved to dance, even if he was never imagined to do so. If I was not dead, I would make a musical out of Catch 22. Of course I would not let YoYo steal the shRead full post »

JANUARY 14, 2015 7:54PM

Moving Beyond 2000 - Merkel My Words

                    Who Loves Merkel? What a world we live in. That little German lady - I speak for the dead when I say I love her; The dead love her, Merkel. The dead love Germany! I Snowden, died soRead full post »

JANUARY 13, 2015 6:08PM

Rank IS a Smell: Do you Stink So ?

                        Snowden here. I  overfed the old man and now while he is napping (while he thinks he is napping) this dead fly boy - remember? The one the old man stole fromRead full post »

JANUARY 11, 2015 9:51PM

Occupy 'merika: Year 34


                   If you have forgotten, I , Snowden, am at the mercy of  this tired old man who has now had two weeks rest. It was he who stole me from Joseph Heller's pages. I do not like it whenRead full post »

JANUARY 10, 2015 5:27PM

Room to Move

                      I could post the lyrics to this song...but for the few of you that read this dead imaginary flyboys musings who do not remember it you might want to do the G thing to enhance… Read full post »

JANUARY 5, 2015 6:41PM

Worth Protecting


          Hello friends, Snowden here. Some musings from a mumbling old man - no he is not bleeding. I bleed. That's the catch. This guy here does not have a clue. It is true that life is wasted on the living, isn't it? &nbsRead full post »

                             Yet was it easier to travel if one was

               &nbRead full post »

DECEMBER 22, 2014 6:08PM

Violence is Failure

The Mandate of Heaven .

 When the elite fail to keep the people safe, they have failed. They have lost the mandate of Heaven.

Cops and the underclasses are not to blame. They are created and managed by the same people.

The slave quarters are far from the plantation house these days,… Read full post »

                             The civil rights era ended in 1968. The " Great Repression" began soon after. By 1980 it was obvious that internal state sponsored t… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 22, 2014 7:05PM

Dallas...We Got Your Number

Mine is fifty-one.


Remember us Dallas.

We Never forget,

White Russians,

Fixed Elections,

 CAC  de-selections,


The other senses are upon you Dallas,

The Yellow Rose scorched by your own sick selves,

That we can smell,

 And imagine better than your… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 21, 2014 7:20PM

What's Next.

                Seeing as my fellow OS folks like this dead turtles writing about as much as they like the stink of one, the grits story has been postponed. I do not think I have disappointed anyone. Too bad, because it was a… Read full post »

                 I am glad some of you read the first part of this greatly condenced account of this dead fly boys flesh and blood adventures in the almost real world.

        &nbs… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 17, 2014 5:20PM

Grits, and when to serve them. Part 1

              It was a waffle house in Jacksonville NC, open 24hours and before the breakfast at the worlds worst ramada was serving up theirs.

               Road Bu… Read full post »

         Snowden here - I guess I need to remind you yet again that I am dead. I died before I could become a vet, or even more than an imiginary crewmember for that matter. However, the following bit was provided to me by a  baby boomer&nbs… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 9, 2014 2:15PM

2018 - Plan A Head.

                      It has been a long time since this dead fly boy has issued an ultimatum. Maybe never. Not ever sure if i spelled it right. But ...I am giving all of you almost four… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 2, 2014 7:05PM

Gone Girl: Hillary Clinton


                          Maybe she is a sure thing. I wan… Read full post »

OCTOBER 30, 2014 11:16PM

For Halloween

                        It was August and we were already apart. I had moved her stuff west, back to the mother who had left her with her father, who was now dead.

   &nbs… Read full post »

                    Snowden, your favorite dead bleeding out fictional fly boy stolen  from Heller's nearly forgotten masterwork Catch 22, has returned from  yet another research mission beyond th… Read full post »

OCTOBER 11, 2014 2:23PM

Ketchup Or Not...

Beyond the borders my heroes exposed as bullshit,

 Where life and death are entwined like white moths in a zen garden,

I wait,



There is much to savor,

And words to share,

All are welcome .  Read full post »

OCTOBER 9, 2014 8:10PM

On Your Left...Your Far Left

                      Perhaps, some of you remember where this fictional dead flyboy's story begins;perhaps not. I really do not know. Heller, the creator, might of eaten a bad pick… Read full post »