September 15, 2012
Welcome fellow intergalactic starship commanders.
If believe that you have received this secure communication by error think again. Our ranks and leadership here on earth have suffered massive losses and so, with the approval of the council of the MEEK, your human form has been commissioned to serve.
Unfortunately, if you are reading this, your greatest enemy now knows that you are literate, tech savvy , above average intelligence, and therefore will eventually be subject to additional intimidation, forced conversion - a good percentage of you will lose your human form prematurely.
Although we are not entirely sure who our enemy is or how he operates – we know for certain that the damage he has inflicted on the MEEK is visible in almost every dimension- and easily sensed from the inputs that are now standard on almost all ESS craft. We have acted swiftly but the threat is real and ongoing so we have enabled the newly commissioned occupiers of model ESS1920 and later access to certain and unspecified inter-dimensional assets (See manual 56).
Because of the astronomical cost of creating communications receivable by ESS intergalactic H20 based downstream adaptions please refer to your standard input devices to decode further interspecies and dimensional alerts.
For the near term we strongly recommend occupiers of ESS fully commit themselves to developing internal operating procedures that minimize the entroposotic acceleration that the enemy has so cunningly forced captured or compromised ESS vessels to activate. Until we fully understand how the enemy has accessed and eliminated intelligent and or intuitive functioning of these units we advise caution. The ESS has every tool you could possibly need on board, but it is up to you to dedicate yourselves to mastering each of them – We can assure you that the enemy knows your systems better than we do and that in the end it will be up to you to solve the problems that are emanating from your dimension. You are your higher power.
Wishing you fair winds and following seas always,
Sub Commander Snowden, Dead Crewman