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AUGUST 20, 2009 1:43PM

How the Class of 2013 Thinks

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Every year since 1998, Beloit College in Beloit, Wis., publishes its "Mindset List." The list is comprised of cultural touchstones that have influenced the way new generations of college students think and perceive the world.

The list for the mindset of the entering class of 2013 is out and it's authors note, "Members of the class of 2013 won't be surprised when they can charge a latté on their cell phone and curl up in the corner to read a textbook on an electronic screen. The migration of once independent media—radio, TV, videos and CDs—to the computer has never amazed them. They have grown up in a politically correct universe in which multi-culturalism has been a given.  It is a world organized around globalization, with McDonald's everywhere on the planet. Carter and Reagan are as distant to them as Truman and Eisenhower were to their parents. Tattoos, once thought 'lower class,' are, to them, quite chic. Everybody knows the news before the evening news comes on."

Lists dating back to 2002 can be found on the college's website and here is the list for the class of 2013:

Most students entering college for the first time this fall were born in 1991.

  1. For these students, Martha Graham, Pan American Airways, Michael Landon, Dr. Seuss, Miles Davis, The Dallas Times Herald, Gene Roddenberry, and Freddie Mercury have always been dead.
  2. Dan Rostenkowski, Jack Kevorkian, and Mike Tyson have always been felons.
  3. The Green Giant has always been Shrek, not the big guy picking vegetables.
  4. They have never used a card catalog to find a book.
  5. Margaret Thatcher has always been a former prime minister.
  6. Salsa has always outsold ketchup.
  7. Earvin "Magic" Johnson has always been HIV-positive.
  8. Tattoos have always been very chic and highly visible.
  9. They have been preparing for the arrival of HDTV all their lives.
  10. Rap music has always been main stream.
  11. Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream has always been a flavor choice.
  12. Someone has always been building something taller than the Willis (née Sears) Tower in Chicago.
  13. The KGB has never officially existed.
  14. Text has always been hyper.
  15. They never saw the “Scud Stud” (but there have always been electromagnetic stud finders.)
  16. Babies have always had a Social Security Number.
  17. They have never had to “shake down” an oral thermometer.
  18. Bungee jumping has always been socially acceptable.
  19. They have never understood the meaning of R.S.V.P.
  20. American students have always lived anxiously with high-stakes educational testing.
  21. Except for the present incumbent, the President has never inhaled.
  22. State abbreviations in addresses have never had periods.
  23. The European Union has always existed.
  24. McDonald's has always been serving Happy Meals in China.
  25. Condoms have always been advertised on television.
  26. Cable television systems have always offered telephone service and vice versa.
  27. Christopher Columbus has always been getting a bad rap.
  28. The American health care system has always been in critical condition.
  29. Bobby Cox has always managed the Atlanta Braves.
  30. Desperate smokers have always been able to turn to Nicoderm skin patches.
  31. There has always been a Cartoon Network.
  32. The nation’s key economic indicator has always been the Gross Domestic Product (GDP).
  33. Their folks could always reach for a Zoloft.
  34. They have always been able to read books on an electronic screen.
  35. Women have always outnumbered men in college.
  36. We have always watched wars, coups, and police arrests unfold on television in real time.
  37. Amateur radio operators have never needed to know Morse code.
  38. Belarus, Moldova, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Latvia, Georgia, Lithuania, and Estonia have always been independent nations.
  39. It's always been official: President Zachary Taylor did not die of arsenic poisoning.
  40. Madonna’s perspective on Sex has always been well documented.
  41. Phil Jackson has always been coaching championship basketball.
  42. Ozzy Osbourne has always been coming back.
  43. Kevin Costner has always been Dancing with Wolves, especially on cable.
  44. There have always been flat screen televisions.
  45. They have always eaten Berry Berry Kix.
  46. Disney’s Fantasia has always been available on video, and It’s a Wonderful Life has always been on Moscow television.
  47. Smokers have never been promoted as an economic force that deserves respect.
  48. Elite American colleges have never been able to fix the price of tuition.
  49. Nobody has been able to make a deposit in the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI).
  50. Everyone has always known what the evening news was before the Evening News came on.
  51. Britney Spears has always been heard on classic rock stations.
  52. They have never been Saved by the Bell
  53. Someone has always been asking: “Was Iraq worth a war?”
  54. Most communities have always had a mega-church.
  55. Natalie Cole has always been singing with her father.
  56. The status of gays in the military has always been a topic of political debate.
  57. Elizabeth Taylor has always reeked of White Diamonds.
  58. There has always been a Planet Hollywood.
  59. For one reason or another, California’s future has always been in doubt.
  60. Agent Starling has always feared the Silence of the Lambs.
  61. “Womyn” and “waitperson” have always been in the dictionary.
  62. Members of Congress have always had to keep their checkbooks balanced since the closing of the House Bank.
  63. There has always been a computer in the Oval Office.
  64. CDs have never been sold in cardboard packaging.
  65. Avon has always been “calling” in a catalog.
  66. NATO has always been looking for a role.
  67. Two Koreas have always been members of the UN.
  68. Official racial classifications in South Africa have always been outlawed.
  69. The NBC Today Show has always been seen on weekends.
  70. Vice presidents of the United States have always had real power.
  71. Conflict in Northern Ireland has always been slowly winding down.
  72. Migration of once independent media like radio, TV, videos and compact discs to the computer has never amazed them.
  73. Nobody has ever responded to “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
  74. Congress could never give itself a mid-term raise.
  75. There has always been blue Jell-O.

 

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I normally despise "List" posts, but this one is outstanding. Well done, Somyr.
Pablo, thanks. I thought this one would be interesting enough to a broad audience.
Some of these I relate to. Others, not so much.
Great list.

#21. Only the current president has admitted to inhaling. Schrub refused to answer the question and I'm not sure I believe Bill's answer.
what fun. as the mother of a 21 year old and a 16 year old this is interesting but not so unexpected.
Very interesting.

I looked up the list for my class (2002), though, and found it to be pretty lacking. I was eight years old when Reagan left office, and I do have a lot of memories of that era and of people arguing about his economic policies and Iran-Contra, I remember the Soviet Union's collapse and the Berlin Wall coming down, the Challenger blowing up, wanted a record player more than anything for Christmas when I was six and definitely know what a broken record sounds like, played Pac-Man at arcades and on my cousins' Atari, had a party-line telephone at home till the year before I left for college, went rollerskating with regular roller skates at the roller rink and in the driveway, owned a B&W television with separate VHF and UHF dials (and took it to the dorm), remember Betamax tapes, remember the corded remote control on my cousins' VCR, remember getting a VCR, knew about the Iranian hostage situation and Reagan being shot to impress Jodie Foster, remember getting an answering machine which didn't work quite right because of the party line phone, and remember my folks watching Johnny Carson.

I don't think my upbringing was THAT far behind the times. The weirdest thing was the party line telephone, but those were still fairly common in my town in the 1980s. We were just one of the holdouts who had one till 1997.
I think I identify with Fran Liebowitz's take on generational changes, "Most of my life, nothing beeped. Now, everything beeps or rings or makes noise all around you, all through the day."
Error: North and South Korea are not part of the UN
Lefty, excellent correction. I'll send a note to the college.
Oh, jeez ... not again.

As a college professor, I can count on someone forwarding Beloit's little list to me just about every year. And every year, I respond by saying: this list says a hell of a lot more about the people who compile the list than the people the list purportedly describe.

So here's my update, based on Beloit's list and my personal observations of my first-year students:

1. They've never even heard of Dan Rostenkowski, the "Scud Stud," or BCCI. The more perspicacious among them will have some vague impression of Margaret Thatcher, and the music majors may know who Miles Davis and Freddie Mercury is, although Natalie Cole will get a blank stare.

2. They're not aware that there are countries named Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Moldova or Belarus, unless it's an Olympics year and someone from one of those countries challenges Michael Phelps. They do know that there are countries whose names end in "-stan," because that's where Borat is from. "-stan" is a bit of a joke suffix to many of them ("Farkistan," "Liberal-stan," and according to at least one of my students, "College-stan").

3. Far from being mainstream, rap is passe and dying. Hip-hop, and rap-inflected hip-hop, is king. Even Kanye and Eminem sing these days.

4. President Taylor? Was he married to that old lady, Elizabeth -- you know, the one that used to hang out with MJ? GDP? The Today Show? What are those?

5. "Members of Congress have to balance their checkbooks." What are checkbooks? Why would you have to balance one? You can check your balance on your cell or iPhone, so why do math?

6. "CDs have never been sold in cardboard packaging." "What's a CD? Oh, for music? I get my music from Pirate Bay, Beatport, and other places online, and I usually get it free. iTunes is for suckers."

The notion that any college student would be aware that there's a television news/entertainment show on IN THE MORNING, let alone that it's broadcast on the weekends, is risible. Old political scandals and hacks like Rostenkowski simply do not exist -- and let's face it, present-day hacks like Ensign and Sanford don't exist to most of them. Really, the only thing interesting or noteworthy about this list is how little it describes the alleged mindset of today's typical college freshman, and how out of step its creators are.
Also the little shits will become even MORE rude to older people who can still get down as if we didn't have the right to anything other than a coffin.
Maybe it's because they're jealous and defensive due to the FACT that most of us can outspell most of them and have more common sense.

Ask one of them to buy a metric adjustable wrench and, they just might try.

I was at the local quackery(hospital) a couple of months ago and, one of the LPNs or whatever course they partied through mentioned that I was "spry" for my age.
It totally pissed me off and I asked her, "You know what spry REALLY IS?"
She said no.
I said "It's the knowledge to spell cunnilingus WITHOUT spellcheck".
A couple of the older nurses had a good chuckle at that and, I felt good.
I'm 70 and MORE than "spry".
They don't even make commercials for vegetables any more! Do kids even know what they are?!!!!! I mean, besides mine.
RATED for mentioning Miles Davis as well.
i agree with pablo.

the 'britney spears has always been heard on a classic rock station' is HILARIOUS.