Every single person out there is a closet rented food eater, and you won’t convince me otherwise.
I’m sitting at my desk freaking out because I ate my lunch for second breakfast (again) and there was nothing left over for first lunch (everyone should eat like a hobbit, btw).
I get the healthy eating thing, and I usually eat healthful meals, salad, pasta, bread, wine, blah, blah, but sometimes you just want gross food. Examples of gross food include:
Nachos from the ghetto taco shop
Fried cheese sticks from where ever
Beef ‘n’ Cheddar
Doritos Locos Tacos
You get the point. One of my besties calls gross food “rented food” because “you only get it temporarily; it vacates your body immediately.”
So amazing. And so true.Today I ate rented food and it was so awesome until it wasn’t. But, I take solace in knowing that everyone else out there eats rented food once in a while, even if they won’t admit it.