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Sourie de Campagne

Sourie de Campagne
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The Northeast, US
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November 02
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In one life, a pseudonymous solo country home owner. In the other: married urbanite. In both, a writer. FaceBook YIV page: http://bit.ly/bkAov Twitter: Twitter.com/TheCountryMouse

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MAY 27, 2009 8:29AM

The Accidental Gcd

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Where there's humidity in Vermont, you'll find these bugs that look like worms. I don't recall their proper name. The pest guy I hired to inspect my property told me. Usually, you'll find them curled up, dried and dead. (The wormy thing-os; not pest control people, per se.) When alive, they crawl along walls and, if you look closely, you can see they're cute: little antennae and everything.

There was one in my kitchen sink. At first, I thought it had put itself in danger. But, after about three days, I realized it had made a smart move. Every day, enough water came its way to keep it hydrated; alive.

Sometimes, of course, the water would prove too hot or abundant, and it would have to scramble--as best it could in its worm-like way--to avoid it. It found high ground on the overturned drain sieve.

I began to wonder whether maybe I seemed like, well, some kind of god to the creature. I sent rain and disaster; allowed it to live when I might, just as easily, have sent it to its doom and felt no more than passing guilt, if that. It couldn't have reached the house nextdoor in its lifetime. That is, I would take about as long, relatively speaking, were I to travel to the next gallaxy.

Looking at this little wormy bug ("Charlie?" "Ernie..?"), I got to thinking maybe some huge creature was our accidental god.

Maybe that's why I wanted to come home.

 

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Funny things our minds drift to at times, but what ifs generally prove to be worthwhile.
LOL. You get it. Thanks.
Dear God,

I swear I'm coming back as an alien, and I will squash you like --well, like a bug.

Ernie Charles
Reminded me of a line from "Animal House":

Larry: [to Jennings, while high] Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. [Jennings nods] This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--
Jennings: Could be one little tiny universe.
Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?
Yeah....That's the thing about life in 2009, Bill: Ain't nothin' a one of us could think of that ain't been thunk before! (But those screenwriters did think of something funny.)
I have entertained similar thoughts about all the insects for whom my sink (and shower, and bathtub, and laundry basket...) is a universe. Like you, I am generally a benevolent deity.

Your writing is a treat -- so glad to find you. You remind me of another of my very favorites here, mumbletypeg, also a Vermonter. Perhaps you two are even neighbors.
Oh, cool, Laurel! I'll seek out mumbletypeg.

Thanks so much for your very kind comments, fellow god. ;-P
I like the meta-level appeal of your faux typo in the title, "gcd" for "god", gcd being an abbreviation for the mathematical concept of the Greatest Common Divisor, a nice allusion to the commonalities we humans share with the little wormy bugs.
Rob,

That is the most interesting thing I've read all day!

There is, in fact, a reason for the "faux typo." Although I am not religious, I avoid typing the word "G-d." Many Jews render it just that way. (I believe it has to do with the temporary nature of print and other media.) But I figure our minds complete the rest of the circle when we see a "C" in place of an "O."

I seem to remember that optical effect--from mathematical texts, I think (OK; maybe it was science). And, as a writer, I've been accused sometimes of not giving a complete enough story when I figured I had told enough to make it clear.
Oh, cool. I was just kidding, but I did think that the substitution was not one that would happen inadvertently. Thanks for explaining; I wouldn't have known otherwise.
Thanks for your interest, Rob! So...how did you know that wasn't accidental?