I never anticipated the level of mixed feelings I have about my post-lobotomy belief that it doesn't matter whether Romney or Obama wins the election. Still, it could be worse. I could be consumed with a desire to vote for an unprincipled opportunist who's distrusted by the political right because of all that he accomplished as the "Republican" governor of a democratic-leaning state and distrusted by the left because he seems compelled to disavow those accomplishments as part of a pathetic ploy to appease the right.