Dear Mr. Romney,

After reading about the latest salvo of dishonesty from you and your campaign (http://www.tnr.com/blog/plank/109256/romney-ohio-chrysler-jeep-china-toledo-obama-gm-rescue), I briefly considered calling you a lying sack of shit. I stopped myself, though, when I realized that would be needlessly insulting. Despite their shortcomings, both sacks and shit are ultimately useful, something that can not reasonably be said of you. If by some travesty of fate, your campaign should prevail, I will do my utmost to speak of you in a courteous manner befitting the duly elected President of the United States. Until/unless that happens, I will continue to treat you like what you are - the worst of America. Put another way, fuck you asshole!

Sincerely,

Spake