sparkysb

sparkysb
Birthday
June 10
Bio
I was born in the wagon of a traveling show. (There's a song that starts like that, I think.) My mother was the Bearded Lady. My father was the guy with full body tattoos--before tattooing became a mainstream trend, folks were still paying to see "oddities". After all, reality television was still years away. If you wanted to be shocked and generally grossed out, you had to seek out little shows like ours. During my childhood, we stopped at libraries, and book fairs, so that I could read my way to an education. I sought the wise and experienced souls we'd run into on the road, asking them unanswerable questions. Eventually, I grew too big to continue traveling with the family--what with the goats and hound dogs taking up a significant amount of space. And I wasn't unusual enough visually to contribute to the family financially. So, I said goodbye to the folks and the beasties, hopped a Trailways bus to the nearest big city and began a journey through a world I'd never seen. Really, I emerged totally formed, fully born, at age eighteen. Everything I encountered was new. My life unfolded before me in ways I could never have imagined. I lived among artists, poets and thieves. Alchemists, botanists, analysts. No one asked me where I was from and I never told anyone. Until now.

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SEPTEMBER 3, 2010 7:32PM

Making it to The Guy's Team

 

 

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I was sitting across the desk from a man who was offering me a job. A very good job. He smiled at me--big, square, white teeth. I later found out his father was a dentist and I was much less impressed by his oral hygiene. Of course,… Read full post »

DECEMBER 29, 2008 6:54PM

25 jobs not on my resumé

1. answered phone for pizza delivery service (very futurama)

2. very bad waitress at a big boy restaurant in the industrial midwest

3. political cartoonist at an independent newspaper

4. telephone magazine sales--never sold even one.

5. wrapped gifts at a fancy 5th ave. store

6. sold expensive blous… Read full post »

DECEMBER 29, 2008 5:18PM

Protective Memories

There has been an awful lot of hoopla lately about what makes someone's real-life story a bonafide memoir. I remember an extreme situation about a year ago, where a middle-aged suburban lady, Margaret B. Jones, presented herself to the public as a troubled teenage member of an L.A. gang. This brazen… Read full post »