1. Who was your WORST prom date? 

Never went to a prom, but if I did, I suppose the worst date would have to be with that psycho-killer from the movie “Prom Night”.

2. Who was your WORST love and do you still talk with him/her? 

 Johnny Depp.  He never fucking calls me. Jerk. 

3. What was your WORST alcoholic drink?

Night Train

4. What was your WORST job? 

At a grocery store in Hyannis.  They hired me to be a cashier, but when I punched in and they told me to go collect shopping carts outside while it was raining, I quit.

5. What was your WORST car? 

One of those old-school pedal cars.  Me & my sister left it out in the rain too many times and the pedals rusted up. Took a couple hours and numerous muscle injuries to get it to move 4 feet.

6. Who was the WORST person to text you today? 

Everyone who didn’t.

7. Who is the WORST person you thought of this morning?

I don’t know their name, but they are in charge of “Property Management” here at my apartment complex. They were supposed to fix my leaky ceiling (3 times) now and still I have buckets all over my living room and no word from them.

8. Who was your WORST teacher? 

Pamela Smart.  Shit, she never paid any attention to me, or any of the other female students for that matter…

9. When and where did you go on your WORST ride on an airplane? 

At Whalom Park in Fitchburg, Mass.  One of those stupid kiddy rides that doesn’t go fast enough.

10. Who was your WORST best friend & do you still talk? 

Myself.  See number 12. 

11. Where was your WORST sleepover?

At Ronnie T.’s home in Boston.  Fucking house was like a maze—Took me half an hour to find the bathroom.  Met some interesting people along the way though… 

12. Who was the WORST person you talked to today? 

Myself.  I talk and talk, but never get any answers…and sometimes I just don’t know when to shut the fuck up.

13. Whose wedding were you in the WORST time? 

My own. 

14. What was the WORST thing you did this morning?

Didn’t brush my teeth before that first cup of coffee.  I know, I’m gross.

15. What was the WORST concert you ever went to? 

My sister’s 4^th grade concert.  Terrible.  F.

16. WORST tattoo? 

Mine are all good, but I’ve seen some pretty bad ones on the internet.

17. WORST piercing? 

Never encountered one in “real life” but I would have to say a Prince Albert---Ewwww… 

18. WORST foreign country you've been to? 

Thailand.  The prisons there are terrible.

19. WORST movie you remember seeing in the theater? 

I fell asleep, hence, I do not remember.

20. WORST Detention you had? 

Ugh.  One Saturday I was stuck all day with this jock, a princess, a nerd, a stoner…

21. What was the WORST state you lived in? 

State of denial? State of confusion? Hard to pick just one… 

22. If you had three wishes, what would the WORST one be? 

“I wish I knew what to wish for…”

23. What is the WORST thing you would learn if you had the chance? 

How to be really mean and not give a shit about anyone.