Stacey Youdin

Stacey Youdin
Location
West Central Mountains, New Mexico,
Birthday
July 03
Bio
The Paxton Pundit began posting in 1998 on an ISP provided web page. Moved to OpenSalon when the ISP turned everyone over to GoogleSites. Yuk. Semi-retirement is how Tal Farlow described being a musician. I was here when the Beta went Meta. These pages reflect a mix of interests. Unpublished elsewhere since June 1, 2008. Apprehension is a constant. Comprehension is a work in progress.

DECEMBER 30, 2011 6:04PM

A Heaping List of Bests - 2011

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Best use of the imagination which prevents shooting out the TV ... crane falls on "Free Credit Report" band.

Best exposition of a parallel universe voting block ... Joshua Holland, describing your neighbors, whether you know them or not.

Best cattiness ... Tina Brown's choice for cover shot of Michele Bachmann for Newsweek.

Best doggedness ... Seal Team Six's now famous mission and learning that Usama loved him some wizzle.

Best con job ... "anyone but Romney." Piffle. Today's Romney (so-called) "offenses" will appeal to the (so-called) undecided.

Best line in this year's 12 Days of Christmas parody ... 12 deadlocked dummies

Best double entendre ... Santorum surge.

Best word-riff ... buttdensation (outhouse jargon).

Best test of disbelief ... Herman Cain for president.

Best new movie ... Anthony Weiner in "Saving Private Foto."

Best serving of justice ... what if Donald Trump threw a debate and no one came?

Best political writing ... Matt Taibbi.

Best Freudian slip ... suggestions that schoolboys clean toilets were widely received as Dickian

Best framing ... The Occupy Movement

Best "breaking news" ... after 21 days of being stranded in the mountains, we are restocked and able to use our road

Happy New Year to the OS Community writ large

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exemplary list Stacey! I think a year from now you'll have an even better list given what will be all the choices.

Glad you're able to get out from being housebound...have a safe New Year's Eve.
thanks Barry. The last time we were snowed in like this, Martha was in town and I was up here running out of things. At least we had the company this time. Still, cruising home using chains in 4-WHEEL LOW: priceless.

Happiest of times, my friend.
Christmas lasagne postponed until New Year's weekend tastes all the more sweet, I hope to find out. Be merry and wise, salonistas.
Stacey, I second what Barry said above! For Anthony Weiner I can suggest an additional title for the XXX crowd: "Saving Private's Privates." Wishing you and Martha a joyous and happy new year!
Great list....lovin the word riff.
designanator - Ha! Thank you so very much. And backatcha.

Marty's Husband - it came to me at the you know where.

jane smithie - last time this happened, we were heading out of January. I sure hope there's not another one of these triple whammies. People in a drought shouldn't curse the snow, but it sure got old quick. We're going to research keeping mountain roads passable.
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Have a great and safe New Year's Eve.