Revolving door, mobius rotating:
Which is the more apropos?
When dropping out running for president,
Two more years of laying low:

You never would work as a lobbyist;
Pointless so don't even try.
The moguls called; paying how much you say?
Constitution, say goodbye.

Due process, hell, let 'em eat fear they say;
Global justice mustn't work.
They'll have to scour every last packet sent:
Proof that Chris Dodd is a jerk.

A jerk with clout, why isn't really clear,
Working from his "I" street digs:
It almost worked (knock on some heavy wood);
Vigilance has stalled the pigs.

But they'll be back: copyright literalists.
Seeking funds they just won't get
Through treaty, investing in commonweal.
Occupy the Internet!