Week five at the Mercury already! In print, there was a story about chicken slaughter and one about evil corporate overlords taking over education (well, sorta). Then City Council was all, “F You Dirty Duck!” Portland State students and their well-mannered Dutch president addressed those corporate overlords again. Then some parents were like, “yo Superintendent, you better not close our schools and pay for nebulous studies!” Then a military indoctrination science learning contract disappeared from a board meeting… stay tuned.