stephalupagous

stephalupagous
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Calgary,
Birthday
November 08
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28-year-old girl who's just trying to make her way in the world.

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Salon.com
MAY 25, 2009 5:41PM

Country songs written by medical professionals

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The haemoid cream ain’t workin’ – yer still a pain in my ass

 

Oh I’ve nothing but myocardial infarctions since you left

 

When you left it was like transmyocardial laser revascularization 

My coccygodynia is all because of you

 

 

 

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I gave you my heart, and you gave it someone else.
Will Someone Feed The Cat?
May 25, 2009 06:10 PM
Doc Took Out My Spleen But You Stole My Heart
My Heart Keeps Murmurin' For You
It's Like Fibromyalgia Since You Been Gone
I'm not very good at this but had to give it a try. Fun idea.
Life Is Great
May 25, 2009 06:22 PM
Jimmy Buffett did one called "Please Bypass This Heart".
Life Is Great
May 25, 2009 06:23 PM
I can't stomach that you're gone.
Love me tendon. Treat me like a node.
scupper
May 26, 2009 05:51 AM