Steve Arney

Steve Arney
Location
Bloomington, Illinois, USA
Birthday
October 01
Company
none
Bio
Steve Arney is a 46-year-old middle-school education student at Illinois State University. He began his college education in 1981. In fairness, note there was a 19-year gap in which, after obtaining a communication degree, he wrote for newspapers in Central Illinois and St. Louis metro-east. He may be reached at steve.arney@yahoo.com

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FEBRUARY 27, 2009 1:35AM

The unforgettable Roland Burris

I met Roland Burris one day back in the 1990s. I did a story on some grant he was doling out to a service agency in downtown Bloomington, Ill.

It was a forgettable event -- so much so that I can't approximate the year, don't remember the agency, don't remember… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 20, 2008 10:46AM

Must-haves for the healthy gamer

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Forrest Blather/Elmer Jones

By Elmer R. Jones

Doctor of Videology (Equivalent)

At lunch recently, my good friend Dr. (equivalent) Forrest Blather stared at my eyes.

Puffy lids. Bloodshot eyeballs. A distant, vacant look.

Dr. Blather, who could professionally diagnose ailments if he had a medica/

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NOVEMBER 14, 2008 10:00AM

Dear departed landlord

 

By Steve Arney
BLOOMINGTON, Ill. – The first time my landlord, Jim, needed into the apartment I made this promise: “I’ll make sure all the drugs are hidden.”

He replied, “Sure. And I’ll send over Robert with the dogs.”

Robert was his son-in-law the police… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 16, 2008 12:18AM

I'll never forget that thud sound

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A political consultant told me I needed to part with a long-time supporter. I agreed.

“Throw him under the bus,” he said. It seemed extreme, but I followed the advice. Police are calling it an accident.

Then my opponent accused me of “being in bed with lobbyists,”…

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