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Steve Blevins

Steve Blevins
Location
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA
Birthday
November 05
Bio
Steve Blevins teaches medicine at the University of Oklahoma. He enjoys reading, music, and travel. He is interested in American and European history, French literature and culture, and music for piano and chamber ensemble.

JUNE 12, 2009 8:30AM

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I love to travel, and so does my wife, Susan. We don't get away often, but when we do, we have a blast!

Last Saturday, we went to Bartlesville. Susan loves architecture, and for years she's wanted to visit Bartlesville's crown jewel -- the Price Tower, Frank Lloyd Wright's only realized skyscraper. 

Our trip began early in the morning. After checking the map for directions, we jumped into our Ford Explorer, which we love because of its straightforward styling, great comfort, smooth ride, and excellent safety features. 

Ford 

Bartlesville is 150 miles from Oklahoma City (a 2 1/2-hour drive), so we filled up the tank at ExxonMobil, which is a model of corporate citizenship, as exemplified by its attention to worker safety and environmental protection.

Exxon 

To start the trip off right, we stopped at a nearby McDonald's for a hardy breakfast. Susan had the delicious Bacon Egg Cheese Biscuit, and I had a fantastic Sausage McGriddles.

McDonalds  

Then it was smooth sailing all the way to Bartlesville. We got there at 11 am and in no time found the Price Tower. It's located just four blocks east of the Home Depot, where you can find anything you need for home and garden.

HomeDepot

I parked the SUV, and off we went to the tower.

Wow! What an amazing structure.  Standing at 221 feet, Price Tower is one of only two extant vertically-oriented structures by Wright. Opened to the public in 1956 and built in the form of a tree, the tower is supported by a central "trunk" of four elevator shafts, which are anchored in place by a deep central foundation, as a tree is by its taproot. The nineteen floors of the building are cantilevered from the central core, like branches of a tree. The outer walls, which hang from the floors, are clad in patinated copper "leaves."

After a three-hour tour of the tower, Susan and I were exhausted. I wanted nothing more than to check into a Holiday Inn Express, which always has great service and comfortable rooms at affordable prices.  

HolidayInn 

We couldn't spend the night in Bartlesville, however, because we had plans for Sunday, so we hopped into the SUV and started back home. Susan was thinking about architecture all the way, so we stopped at Barnes and Noble, which has an enormous selection of books, magazines, DVDs, music, games, and gifts. Susan bought some great books on Frank Lloyd Wright. 

BarnesandNoble 

We finally got home at 6 pm. As soon as we parked in the driveway, Susan and I looked at each other. We were thinking the same thing: We need to travel more. 

And guess where we decided to go for our next trip? Buffalo, New York!

Many of Wright's best works are in Buffalo. The next day I bought two tickets on American Airlines, which provides safe, dependable, and friendly air service to 157 domestic and international destinations in 39 countries.   

aa 

I'll let you know about the trip when we get back.

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I guess there's no money in being a doctor these days. This must be an effort to find supplemental income once universal health care forces doctors to work at minimum wage...like the rest of us. Rated for its sheer commercialism.

You should visit the Guggenheim Museum in NYC, Wright's only work in NY.
Dr. Steve ~ I LOVE that you didn't even put FLW in the tags! Brilliant!
Most excellent (this comment brought to you by the fine people at Waffle House. Waffle House - Making Americans Fatter Since 1953)
I'm sad Casa Tamales couldn't afford you.
You are a funny guy. I love how you have tortured us by omitting the pic of the Price Tower. While I have your attention doc, I've got this sharp pain in my ...
Steve - you made my day! Now that I know how easy it is to rake in $$ by blogging I will put my Dell laptop with Windows Vista to use post haste!
I need to find out who sponsors anger filled venom so I can make money on my blog.

You know you're a corporate whore when someone asks you where Wright's landmark building is and you reply "four blocks east from the Home Depot".
Awesome road trip! I especially liked that you saved a photo of the tower for some later post. Keep the suspense up, yeah, because of course I look forward to more product placement on the way--just like it's done in Hollywood. By the way, what are the safety features on your Ford?
Now THAT's the American dream!
You must be hysterical when you give your patients exams. You probably only listen to their funny bones with your stethoscope to make a determination if you ever need to see them again. You are some kind of clever and funny. I love you!
Steve,
Thanks for elevating Oklahoma's national image with this travelogue. You might have added that our souvenir shops sell bumper stickers and tee shirts that say Orlando/ Disneyworld or I Hiked the Grand Canyon. It's part of the Oklahoma Tourism Commission's new strategy. Slogan: Spend Your Vacation in Oklahoma - We Promise We Won't Tell Your Friends.
Thanks for taking us along on this Staycation.
Chuckled my way through this - I only wish there had been a photo of Price Tower!
If this doesn't immediatly get editors pick---I'll send you a check!

Of course whether or not it'll be a good check. . . . .
Steve, I think you're even funnier than John Hodgman. Good work!
So you must be crossing off things on your bucket list right and left! Too funny Steve.
It's just like what my best friend, Carl, and I do when we head up to Los Angeles from San Diego.

We shop then eat.

We eat then shop.

We drive, get lost on the freeways.

We get hungry, then we eat.

Then we drive home at 2am.

Pretty much my dream vacation.

:)
but wait....I missed the photo of you each drinking a fine soft drink, casually holding the can towards the lens so we can be sure to see the name of it, just like they always do in the movies.
Hahahah! I´m learning A LOT about US!
Kisses,
Marcela
PJ - Loved your Okie travel slogan!! Still laughing.
You are some satirist, Dr. Blevins. And I've read worse travel pieces for real.
Don't forget Fallingwater in Mill Run, PA. While visiting, I recommend the Super 8 motel in beautiful nearby Somerset, PA, known as the "City of Motels" right off exit 110 of the Pennsylvania Turnpike. They have a delicious Super Start Breakfast. While there be sure to get your shopping fix at the Factory Shops at Georgian Place. Magnifique!
So good to start the day with a laugh ....hope this works and you cash in real soon!
Great post, Steve! I'm a kindred spirit. And I'm going to let you in on a secret--it's okay to be a little bit adventurous. For example, sometimes friends will tell me they're taking a trip overseas, and I'll say, "You have to get away into the country." They'll say, "And miss Paris [or Rome or London or Madrid or whatever]?" And I'll say, "Yes. You would not believe how much more cost effective and often even luxurious the hotels are, once you get away from the main 'sightseeing' attractions." And I'll tell them about my own travels. They're usually staring at me with disbelief at this point, so I don't know if they appreciate my advice. Their loss, right?
Dear Dr. Blevins,

This letter is in response to your June 11, 2009 correspondence in which you informed the Ford Motor Company that you would be "prominently featuring" the Ford Explorer in your Open Salon blog post scheduled for June 12, 2009.

Unfortunately, we will not be compensating you with, as you suggested, "a huge bag of cash." Nor are we in a position to send you your alternative suggestion of compensation, "a whole fleet of Lincoln Town Cars." Although we agree that owning a vintage 1965 Mustang with stripes would be "really, really cool," the Ford Motor Company will not "toss one in as a bonus."

We thank you for your patronage and your promotion of the Explorer.

Sincerely,

The Legal Department
Ford Motor Company
Take your bailout money and stick it
Dearborn, MI 48126
Is that all it takes? Cha-ching!!!
What? No advertisement of Crocs comfortable footwear for travel? Immodium for intestinal discomfort?
Ha! You think Bartlesville is a mecca of tourism, you should drive east on highway 60 for about 20 miles from Bartlesville until you get to Nowata and when you're dying for a drink of wata, you can take I-40 east from OKC for about 3 hours and you'll encounter Nowata's sister town, Lotawata, by Lake Eufala (just be careful not to fall with a glass of wata in your hands :-)
You mean you didn't munch on the car traveler's favorite food -- crunchy, savory Nacho Cheese Doritos, which take snacking to a higher level -- and clean up the crumbs with an ultra-efficient Dustbuster, which has been revolutionizing cleaning since 1979?
Tee hee! Let me know when the sponsorships start rolling in.
Stim for the win!
You totally crack me up.
I bow in humble observance at the foot of the master.
Very funny, doc!
Oh, that's how it works!
And all I am blogging about is Neanderthals and poorhouses.
When I have so many wholesome stories to tell about Bank of America!
Thanks, Steve :-)
I had to look up a picture of the tower. Impressive! I'd like to see it too. Funny post, thanks!
If you think some ol' building is fun, you need to check out the Prairie Dog Village in Odessa, Texas, where, incongruously, you will also find a statue of the world's largest jack rabbit. They even let you climb on it for pictures!
Thank you for NOT including a picture of Disney World.

RATED
All that satire and I still really want to see that tower. That's talent. Maybe you should stop shillin those old broad hypochondriacs into buying Blevins Bouncy Inserts-From Dr. Steve the orthopedics orthopedic! and go into the advertising biz. I hear SHAM WOW is looking for a hooker free host these days.
steve, as you know, you owe us many many Tower photos, you tower tease. have a great "trip." love lvoe love and gratitude
Jesus, doc. I just looked at the tower myself. It's no wonder there's nowata 20 miles east of you. All those flushing toilets!!!!
Loved the commentary but please leave out all the boring stuff about where you're going and what you saw, and just concentrate on the stuff that I'm familiar with. If I never heard of it or saw it before, it's like: "what's that?" I just don't get it. Like, didn't you see a "Denny's" anywhere? That would've really made this piece.
Hilarious. How do you do this? I wish I could learn but I fear it's a gift only a few of you have. Next time you travel, come visit us. We have Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell right down the street from an Omni.
Sheathed in mystery for centuries, Oklahoma now revealed!
Thanks for the career advice, I believe I've read your posts before whenever I fly.

When my family travels, it's usually by car, and we enjoy all the sights -- the inside of the 7-11 two hours up the road on I-75 where we stop for our first 64 oz slurpee, and then we visit the inside of the next 7-11 an hour-and-a-half up the road where we stop to pee and get the next 64 oz slurpee.

After twelve hours on the road, we stop for the night after having made a good 200 miles that day and put in at a filthy, overpriced motel right next to I-75, where I don't sleep all night because of traffic noise and snoring. So I'm up and ready to go at 7:00 a.m., and the rest of the family is, too, somewhere around 11:00 -- if I'm lucky.

After three or four days of excitement, we finally reach our destination just in time to immediately turn around and repeat the process on the way back home. I so love vacations!!
I find Home Depot the best place to administer self induced anesthesia through sheer mind numbing grayness...

We used to live in Buffalo during the college years. Among the Frank Lloyd Wright homes. The are stunning. And so are the chicken wings!
OMG, this post is hysterical, post-OS Adsense announcement. Especially with the Expedia ad there.
Hey I missed this the first time, as usual I am late to any party. Funny comment about EXXON. In Bartlesville you do not acknowledge any oil company other than Phillips 66. Conoco, even shall not be named.

I have noticed that Conaco/Phillips has brought back the Phillips 66 logo... enough people must have revolted. My whole family are Phillips 66 crew, well until the 80's when all went south with the takeovers.

Anyway, I wanted to share with you that my dad worked on the Price Tower in his early days. I want to write a post on it, and I'll let you know when I do.

Bartlesville sure tries to be cultured.... it's sorta cute.
Steve! Was there a popcorn vendor at the Home Depot? The message is in the details!
Frank might haver liked Barnes & Noble, but not the architecture.....
Oh my, Oh my, Oh my...

That's all I've got. So dry.