My best friend has a new avatar. It's AWESOME!!!!! My avatar SUCKS!!!!! It's soooooo dweeby. I'm NOT a DWEEB!!!!!
I'm SUPER-COOL!!!!! Don't believe me? Ask my friend. He says I'm SUPER-COOL!!!!! Specially on Benadryl. So I'm getting a SUPER-COOL avatar!!!!! Pick your favorite. (You'll LOVE them ALL)!!!!!
#1
TINY and BLURRY. No one can see me when I'm bad!!!!! shhhhhhh!!!!!
#2
JUST MY FACE!!!!! 'Cause my blog is "IN YOUR FACE" !!!!! HA!!!!!
#3

OMG. So SUPER-COOL. I have to pee!!!!! LEFT-OF-CENTER.
You'll never guess. Want me to tell you?
Okay, hint: Go Democrats!!!!!
HA!!!!! Can you believe this?????
#4
MY RIGHT EYE!!!!! Yeah, I know -- pretty lame. Let's move on.
#5
You're gonna FLIP for this one!!!!!
Get it? Flip for this one? HA!!!!!
Oh my, I gotta catch my breath!!!!! My ribs are hurting!!!!!
Okay... (drum roll)... guess which one I'm gonna use?????
Give up????? Are you sure?????
Okay. Here goes. I'm gonna use...............................
Uh, oh. I think the Benadryl's wearing off.
::Yawns::
Gee, I must have been sleeping.
Hey, who wrote this stuff? What's all this silliness about me changing my avatar? And what happened to my essay on the late piano works of Franz Schubert?
Darn pranksters! I hate public computers.
Well, back to the drawing board: "Franz Schubert composed his B-flat piano sonata while...


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She says that's the way she sees you anyway.
I like you as you are :}}
Please use the zoom lens on the "shirt pocket" .
Thumbed for indecision and Schubertness.
I think someone spiked your benadryl dude :)
The Many Faces of Steve Blevins.
What a treat!
Oh well, back to the tequila.
Now, what were you saying about Schubert?
Changed avatar or not, you are indeed super-cool. And also? Nifty. And hilarious.
Bad lighting or a space for AdSense?
If the latter, Pfizer is interested.
If your hairline recedes, GlaxoSmithKline wants in.
Damn it, missed first again.
If it ain't broke...
http://open.salon.com/blog/tijo/2009/08/21/hey_america_get_some_culture
I love you just the way you are ... but sometimes, I do see a little Dave Grohl in there ... maybe that's what's in the pocket ???