OS has been astir since Cartouche came out as O'Really. Now all OSers are divulging their true names, posting their true pictures, and identifying their alter egos. At first I was inclined to stay out of the fracas, but after some consideration, I've decided to come clean.
When I joined OS, I created a fictional character, Steve Blevins -- an affable, if somewhat eccentric, internist in Oklahoma City. I've enjoyed inhabiting that role, but it's time to come out of the shadows.
My real name is Michael Worthington. I'm a 22-year old college senior majoring in biophysics at Stanford.
Stanford University
After graduation, I'm taking a position as chief scientific investigator with a small but promising robotics firm in San Francisco. I hope to move into my new apartment by September.
Apartment in San Francisco
I grew up with my parents and two younger siblings in Manchester-by-the-Sea, just twenty miles north of Boston. My father wanted me to follow in his footsteps at Harvard, but I insisted on going to the West Coast.

Home in Manchester-by-the-Sea
Last year, I was elected captain of the lacrosse team, but I turned it down so I could spend more time teaching disadvantaged children how to read.
Susie, my pupil
Music is my life. As a high school student, I spent summers in the Berkshires studying violin at the Tanglewood Music Festival. Now I'm assistant concert-master of the Stanford Symphony Orchestra.

Stanford Symphony Orchestra
Thanks to a classmate, I've discovered the joys of rock-climbing. Last summer, my friends and I traveled to Provence to scale Les Gorges du Verdon. We had a blast!
Gorges du Verdon

It was there that I fell in love with French cuisine. Despite my parents' protests, I took a few cooking classes and immersed myself in Jacques Pépin's The Apprentice: My Life in the Kitchen.
But life hasn't been all that kind. I was devastated when Amy broke up with me last month. I sought the comfort of family and friends. My siblings, Mary and Luke, were wonderful. They've been interested in learning to ski since they saw me compete in the Chamonix Downhill.
The Downhill
So during Winter Break, I took them to Gstaad and gave them ski lessons. They caught on quickly and had a great time.

Our hotel in Gstaad
Still, I am lonely. Sometimes I fear I'll never fall in love again. But who knows? Maybe the right person will come along -- someone who enjoys Vivaldi and pinot gris on warm summer nights, who won't laugh when I overcook the lobster thermidor, who won't be ashamed to hold my hand as we glide down the moonlit slopes of Gstaad, who will humor me when I read Keats aloud or recite my favorite lines of Mallarmé.
Stephane Mallarmé
Anyway, I apologize for not having always been so candid. My heart was in the right place. I wish to continue writing under my nom de plume, though each of you deserves to know the real man behind the writing. Thank you for your kindness and forbearance.


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A loving-kindness for the great man's fame,
Dwells here and there with people of no name,
In noisome alley, and in pathless wood:
And where we think the truth least understood,
Oft may be found a "singleness of aim,"
That ought to frighten into hooded shame
A money-mongering, pitiable brood.
How glorious this affection for the cause
Of steadfast genius, toiling gallantly!
What when a stout unbending champion awes
Envy and malice to their native sty?
Unnumbered souls breathe out a still applause,
Proud to behold him in his country's eye.
Wiping away a tear.
Bravo, you brave, brave, young man, for revealing yourself to us.
Bon courage, mon petit
I'm never reading your blog again.
PS - your writing on here has been cool in a geeky, nerdy sort of way.
What an exquisite human being you are....
Wait: Cartouche is O'Really? Really?
There are no more heroes.
"Last year, I was elected captain of the lacrosse team, but I turned it down so I would have more time to teach disadvantaged children how to read. " Are you sure this is true?
Well, whatever your personal facts, you qualify as a fine writer in my hometown.
Rated
That said, I now feel more comfortable revealing that my true identity is Sen. James Inhofe.
You make a fine point here, put a hat on it and nobody will notice!
Too young for me...
"Just be yourself." What a concept! I wish I had come up with it.
And all those times when I thought you might have been talking about me, behind my back, you were really just talking about the sex change- weren't you?
I'll never type without looking again.
Here is the result-
Worthington, Michael T
DOB 1/3/88
Charge #1
Charge ID: 21087582
Unique Jurisdiction ID: CAALCH
Case #: 9876543CF
Charge County Name:
Detail Counter: 1
Statute: 794011 Statute Desc.:
File Date: Sentence Date: 10/01/2004
Charge Desc.: SEXUAL BATTERY
Charge Class: SECOND DEGREE FELONY
Disposition Date.: 10/01/2004
Disposition: GUILTY
Sentence: MAXIMUM:5 YEARS 6 MONTHS STATE PRISON Probation: MAXIMUM:5 YEARS 6 MONTHS STATE PRISON
Sequence #: 001
At least "Blevins" Worthington was honest about his age...
Funny piece. R
-R-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi4Dq6v2yFE
I can cook, ski, read, play lacrosse, rock climb, skydive (hey, there's something I could teach you!), play guitar and find you an excellent rebound romance to make you forget all about Amy.
I'll even clean the shower. But I don't do windows.
Ouch.
Kisses,
Marcela
no wonder you didn't so far divulge your true identity; the hoi polloi can be so annoying when they sense true privilege and comeliness in their fellow O.S.'ers. This is exactly why I never talk about the extreme wealth of my family (I was weaned on black caviar, and owned my own camel when I was five), all of which my father lost in Monte Carlo one terrible night, suddenly turning my preteens into hell as our mansion shrunk into a cold-water five-floor walk up, the caviar into tapenade, my camel into a pet mouse and my future plans of world domination out of my private Aegean island into a miserable stint in Monklands' High School (in Montreal).
Enjoy your money and your good looks while they last, because before you know it you might in fact turn into a homely doctor in a second-rate city of the midwest with a silly name like Blevins.
We are actually the two remaining tigers at the SF Zoo. We lost Tatiana after she took out that punk, and we're lying low until the other two come back. Just one chance at them, that's all we ask!
Grrrrrowwwwllll!
~fatRocco and feralRusty (fierce or friendly, it's up to you)
Actually, Maria, I did PM him for a diagnosis, and I got it, and now I'm O'Realllly scared!!
HOT!! I will run off to pairs with you... smiles
Be gentle, Mr. Worthington, I bruise easy...
**tears**
**runs off stage left**
But I always thought you were this guy:
http://b4a.healthyinterest.net/char/will.html
The Will Bailey character from The West Wing.
I don't believe a word of this. I still believe you're Walter Blevins. Or, wait! I meant Walter Brennan.
Rated and appreciated.
Well, I needed a wakeup call. What you see on the internet is not necessarily reality. However, I must confess I never realized it was possible to assume a false identity. Since I have always used my real name, I guess it's too late.
great post
Rated.
No.
Really.