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Steve Blevins

Steve Blevins
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Steve Blevins teaches medicine at the University of Oklahoma. He enjoys reading, music, and travel. He is interested in American and European history, French literature and culture, and music for piano and chamber ensemble.

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JULY 26, 2010 8:00AM

My Exclusive Interview With BP's Tony Hayward

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Last month, I sent an email to Tony Hayward, CEO of BP:

Dear Mr. Hayward,

I will be brief. My name is Steve Blevins and I write for Open Salon. Next week, I will be publishing a post about your role in the BP oil spill. I don’t want to blindside you, so I am letting you know in advance.

Cordially,

Steve Blevins


To my surprise, I received a response from Mr. Hayward the following day:

Dear Mr. Blevins,

Thank you for your thoughtful letter. I wish I could express the magnitude of my sorrow over the oil spill. So much harm has been done to so many. I assure you that BP will spare no expense, no technology, no ingenuity to undo the damage. You are very kind to apprise me of your upcoming review. Few journalists would show such integrity. May I ask a small favor? Would you grant me a brief interview? I would welcome the opportunity to tell my side of the story. If my request greets you favorably, please call me at 011-44-20-xxxxxxx.

Sincerely,

Tony Hayward


As soon as I received the email, I called Mr. Hayward. His secretary, Patricia, answered. She said that Mr. Hayward was in a meeting and that she was authorized to schedule the interview and to arrange for my weekend in London. When I explained that the interview could be conducted by phone, she said Mr. Hayward usually conducts interviews in person and had arranged for my all-expenses-paid weekend in London. I told her that was unnecessary, but she insisted, and, ultimately, I acquiesced.

My roundtrip ticket to Gatwick arrived the next day and I was on my way to London that evening. Having never flown first-class on British Airways, I was surprised to discover the ease with which one sleeps on the long and fully recumbent chairs in first class.

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I was refreshed when I arrived in London. Mr. Hayward’s assistant, Elaine, met me at the airport. She was lovely. She asked about my flight. When I told her it was comfortable, she said Mr. Hayward would be delighted to hear it. She then asked if I had any interest in yachting. When I explained that yachting is not overly popular in Oklahoma, she insisted that I attend the Hampshire race on Saturday “to get my feet wet.” I accepted.

We retrieved my luggage and proceeded to the limousine. Elaine instructed the driver to take us to the Ritz at Piccadilly.

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We arrived thirty minutes later. As we approached the front desk, the hotel manager greeted us warmly. He then gave me the keys to my suite. Before leaving, Elaine asked if I had plans for breakfast. When I said I did not, she offered to meet me for breakfast in an hour. (Due to the time change, it was already morning.)

I entered my suite and began unpacking.

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An hour later, Elaine knocked on the door. She asked if my accommodations were satisfactory; I told her they were. We then proceeded downstairs to the Palm Court for breakfast.

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The breakfast was wonderful. It had been a long time since I had enjoyed poached haddock with diced tomatoes in champagne sauce.

After breakfast, we went to Hampshire to watch the yachts.

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The weather was lovely. The breeze was cool and the water sparkled in the sunlight. The boats looked gallant with the wind in their sails. We cheered as each boat left the marina.

Once the final boat had vanished, Elaine and I returned to the Ritz. She encouraged me to spend the afternoon resting because she had tickets for the evening’s performance of Ariadne auf Naxos at the Royal Opera House. I thanked Elaine for a lovely day, bade her farewell, and tucked myself into bed.

Four hours later, I awoke, showered, and put on my suit. Elaine arrived and we went to the Royal Opera House at Covent Garden.

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The performance was superb. The principals were flawless, the orchestra was inerrant, and the staging was dazzling. During the intermission, Elaine and I shared an impeccable Veuve Clicquot. Our cheeks were rosy from the morning sun; our conversation sparkled with the champagne.

After the concert, she accompanied me to the Ritz, and before bidding me goodnight, told me that the limousine would pick me up at two o’clock the next day for my interview with Mr. Hayward. I thanked her, bade her goodnight, and turned in for the evening.

At two o’clock the next day, I was ready for the interview. The limousine took me to Mr. Hayward’s office on the Thames.

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I entered his office. Within ten minutes, he arrived and we began to converse.


Mr. Hayward:   Good afternoon, Mr. Blevins. It is so nice to finally meet you. How is your stay so far?

Me:   Excellent, Mr. Hayward.

Mr. Hayward:   Please, call me Tony.

Me:   Certainly, Tony.

Mr. Hayward:   May I offer you a cognac and some truffles?

Me:   That would be wonderful.

Mr. Hayward:   (Pours cognac and passes truffles) Now, do you have questions for me?

Me:   Yes. How would you describe your role in the Gulf oil spill?

Mr. Hayward:   Well, this may surprise you, Mr. Blevins, but I too am a victim, just like the little people of the Gulf. Accidents will happen, and I assure you that BP will do everything it can to repair the damage.

Me:   Thank you for being so forthcoming. The American people will be delighted to hear this. And thank you for the interview.

Mr. Hayward:   My pleasure. Is there anything else?

Me:   No, that’s all.

Mr. Hayward:   Thank you, Mr. Blevins. I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay. Please let me know if I may be of additional assistance.

Me:   I certainly will, Tony.


I returned to the Ritz, picked up my luggage, and proceeded to Gatwick.

On the return flight, I thought about my weekend in London and about the oil spill. I felt sorry for Mr. Hayward and for the little people of the Gulf. Most of all, I felt sorry for American journalism. Few journalists take time to really know their subjects. They make rash judgments and eviscerate their victims with little understanding.

Perhaps others will learn from my experience. Before meeting Tony, I had assumed he was callous. During my visit, I discovered that he is a gracious man with a big heart. In fact, I learned many things in London: that mega-corporations are warm and caring; that executives are kind and generous; and that everyone is basically good if you look deep down inside.

Oh, and truffles are really, really tasty.

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Well after today, Tony will have his life back and a big severance check to boot.
Calgon, take me away.
Hard-hitting journalism, Steve. Thanks for making the personal and professional sacrifices.
Forget OS cover. This would make a perfect humor piece for the New Yorker.
Thank you for all you do in the name of true journalistic integrity. You are my hero, Steve Blevins._r
As a doctor, you have, I fear, all too easy access to psychotropic drugs.

Aside from that, your trip to England sounds much like mine, except sleepless in steerage, being hauled up and down hills upon arrival waiting for the B&B to receive us, the room in the B&B (at least not the attic closet some people lucked into), the second B which often was a note from the sleeping hosts to help ourselves to whatever we could find...and instead of a civilized chat with Tony there was a troop of crazed new agers to hang with. THEY appeared to have raided the meds...

P.S. - Rated repeatedly for your usual sharp but good-natured humor.
Steve: I just want to say how much I admire your brand of uncompromising, fact-based journalism. Your focused, hard-hitting interview style is peerless. Such untainted reporting is all too rare amongst today's commentators, reporters and the like. Bravo.

Say, did you bring back any of those truffles?
Very funny!!! I, for one, will rest more comfortably knowing that Mr Hayward empathizes with "the little people."
You cad! You promised to take me to London with you and instead I have to read on OS that you dallied with that strumpet, Elaine.
The shame, Sir.
The shame!
I couldn't help but notice there was no dinner on Saturday evening. What a cheap bastard that Hayward guy is....
Sounds like you really enjoyed your little jaunt 'over the pond.' You so describe the victimhood suffered by Hayward. That oil spill, such a pity for him. Any liquer inside those truffles?
Everything and everybody looks good from the Ritz. Well done on your interview. I think you got him by the truffles.
It's been a long time since I've enjoyed poached haddock with diced tomatoes in champagne sauce, too!

And I love me an inerrant orchestra.

Bravo on your wild mind, Sir Blevins.
Your experience is so heartwarming...My God Steve, like you said, so many journalists are to jaded to even read between the lines of what this gracious man says. Well........let me tell you, your experience in London proved his ability to care deeply for the little folks across the big water. It more than makes up for the invasion of New Orleans in the 19th Century! Briliant, comprehensive interview!
laugh, Thank you for being so funny :)
I could see that. Sounds wonderful and tasty too. So is this post - you really make me laugh.
Attaboy, Steve! Show those MSM reporters how to get to the bottom of things. (Still chuckling...)
Your talent shines through with this piece, Steve. I never thought anyone could make me feel sorry for that guy, but your stark prose has brought tears to my eyes. I just don't know how poor Tony has held up under all the misfortune. :-)
Your personal photos brought back so many memories of London...sigh. Congratulations on a job well done...I had wondered where you were.
Tell Tony I want to interview him too.
60 Minutes needs some hard-ass journalists like you, they're getting mushy in their approach.

After your interview, I love big corporations and want them to continue their genuinely humanitarian work in the world. I feel so bad having misjudged them all this time.

I’d love for Tony to come and visit me. Of course, he’d need to stay in Boomer Bob's Suites as the Ritz in Las Vegas is closing due to the oil spill, er uhm poor economy and the long necks will be damned cold relative to the 115 degree heat we have right now. I have one cool-ass limo too. It has an extended passenger area that is covered with very soft, warm German Shepherd fur that tickles the nose like champagne and an open trunk so you can haul your shit without opening any trunk lids-just toss the luggage into it and drive away, plus it’s a diesel in which I burn biodiesel (not sure how Tony will take that).

BTW - what the hell is Veuve Clicquot. It sounds like part of the female anatomy or something. You see, I'm an untraveled Okie and Lone Star long necks is as close to fancy as I’ve been :-)
Hey! That's DOCTOR Blevins to you, buddy!

Say, what's that phone number you called again? It didn't come through on my computer....
Thanks for the great time, Stevie! Oh, the things you can do with a truffle! You clever man, you...
xoxox. S
Brilliant! God Save the Queen and Steve Blevins!!
Hysterical! Then I read the comment "Calgon take me away." A double laugh for the morning. Thanks!
I'm glad there are people like you out there, keeping us peons informed. Tony (if I dare) seems like a likable fella. I hope he gets his life back real soon. Perhaps you can arrange a follow up interview, to make sure his golden parachute works!
I knew he was a good dude Steve.
Thanks
Frankly I think you were a little hard on the guy. Did you have to mention the Gulf problem? No wonder journalism has such a bad name. I'm mortified to have once been associated with a vocation that would display such callous disregard for someone's feelings. At least you didn't ask him, "So. How did it feeeeel?" with a microphone shoved in his face. You didn't, did you??? **silence** OMG, you DID!!!
I thoroughly enjoyed your illustrated interview. Better than Maureen Dowd in NYT.

For your next foray, may I suggest the Dalai Lama when he's back in Tibet? Maybe the two of you could climb Everest together and during storm lulls discuss mankind's spiritual needs. I hope your camera works in subzero temps, Steve.
Steve, an activist and an uncompromising journalist. You're truly amazing.
from years of research, i've concluded that anyone's conversation sparkles with enough champagne.

awaiting your pulitzer, dr. b?
Steve, when it comes to indepth reporting, Bonnie Russell can't hold a (lit) candlestick to this gem. Thank you for your dedicated exposure of the truth ... and the bag of truffles you sent.
Rod {{{R}}}
Your Lordship, this American serf believes you to be a gentleman and a scholar. Thank heavens we had you to the bottom...er, um to the bottom of the truth. Yeah.
Lezlie
Yes, Steve, isn't it amazing how once you actually meet CEOs up close and personal, they are so big-hearted and gracious--to a man. And manners to die for. Except for that rather toady Don Blankenship. But once again, the exception proves the rule. If you are planning a "Good job" card for Tony, don't forget to send it my way so I can sign, too!
Oh shit!! Now look what you did. You were way too ahrd on the man, doc. Way too hard.

"Tony Hayward's expected departure as CEO of BP today won't be the biggest surprise"
Okay look . . . you could have said more about the truffles . . . I've never had one, and could at least live vicariously through you if you'd described the truffles. Oh, yeah, and thought the interview was great, too . . .
Those perks were nice, but I would have held out for a BP key chain and a beer kozy.
Heh, heh. As for the little people: Let them eat poached haddock with diced tomatoes in champagne sauce!
Few journalists take time to really know their subjects.
It seems that the only one you got to really know, Dr. B, was Elaine!!
Elaine, huh? I'll take that bitch out at the kneecaps.
I thought when you said you could relate to me, I was special. It looks like you can relate to anyone who offers you a fantasy weekend with champagne and chocolates. Hmmf.
Well, you've proven it beyond any doubt: You are just as hard-hitting as you are hysterical, brilliant and adorable. I don't even mind that everything you write gets an EP. Normally, I would try to hate you. This was wonderful, Steve! I'll reserve my jealousy for another time.
Whew! Sounds like you barely survived. Let's hear it for Gonzo journalism! Could you pass me a truffle?
Impeccably well thought-out and researched interview! Biting, hard-driving questions and holding of this guy’s feet to the fire!

I have no doubt these deep and thoughtful answers will help all the people and wildlife affected by this unfortunate mishap.

And of course it will raise the bar for all those wayward reporters out there, who never show any courtesy, as Tony sails his Golden Parachute into retirement.
hahahaha! Your conversations sparkled with the champagne, eh? It's amazing what dreadful hoops you'll jump through for the craft!
Take me with you next time ;)
Thanks for clearing up some things. Now I get it.
Rated, among many things, for the reference to Ariadne auf Naxos and the use of the word "inerrant."
You scooped me! I had an interview too. Although I think they really overdo things with the champagne at The Ritz. And their selection of adult movies is scant, at best. Of course mine was more hard hitting. I think I asked him if he felt bad about the birds. He did! But I can't run it now. Oh well.
i'm so glad you were there to get the real story:)
Steve Blevins: Junket Journalist.

As Warren Ellis has said, "How quickly we assimilate our monsters."
A Pulitzer Prize winning interview if I ever read one.
Ah, truffles! the best part of your trip, obviously.
It's nice to see those with the abilities and connections to step aside for a bit from the fluff pieces here on OS and do something for the good of us all.
Now back to the comedy pieces you're known for and some of that surgery and prescription writing or what ever it is you do part-time as a physician.
I assume you wrote us all postcards. I'll be checking my mailbox. P.S. It's really the fact that Blagojevich WON'T BE TESTIFYING that's got me all out of sorts. . .
I knew everyone was overreacting...
What year was the Veuve Cliquot?
Always good to get to the kernel of a truffle. Thanks for the wonderful tour, which may have been a tad more authentic if you'd arrived at Heathrow, and departed OK in the afternoon. But then perhaps you departed from Florida, having flown there the day before to get a personal and up-to-date look at the oil spill for yourself, being a truly investigative reporter yourself. You need to get all the facts right to know which question to ask (you always do), and when (after a 5 star weekend and truffles).
You are too funny. You always lure an innocent in, like me, to your lurid, make believe, truffle filled world. Gasp, Mr. Hayward... you are tooo kind. R
It seems that now Mr Hayward is focused on becoming fluent in the Russian languages.
o you are so good. Someday, you and me, Steve, on a porch, grinning at the sun going down.

This is BETTER than journalism.
You forgot to apologize to him on behalf of all US journalists...It must have been an oversight.
Steve, thank you so much for showing us the human side of Tony Haward. Without your brilliant sacrifice and journalistic chops, we would have tracked him down and given him indian burns and wedgies.

Now, out of compassion, we shall simply thumb our noses and sneer as he sails off into the murky sunset of his life. Well, maybe one wedgie.
We are all proud of Steve and his in-depth interview of this tragic figure. By the way...I've nominated Steve for a Pulitzer based on the most adjectives to ever appear in a single blog. I was dazzled. (And until tonight had never heard, read, or seen an orchestra referred to as being inerrant. Education in Jesuit universities is obviously not what it used to be.)
Steve! You sure do know how to ask those hard-hitting questions. You know, if that doctor thing doesn't work out, I can totally see a career for you as a top journalist. P. S. Did you have to wear shades in that gold room? It's blinding!
Wow! I see things so differently after reading this piece. So many of the world's problems could be solved if we just sat down with one another for two minutes (tops) and ate expensive chocolates together.
Bril Steve, truffliscious.
I believed this until the truffles...truffles? really!
Your writing is like novacaine.
Étienne,

Vous êtes vraiment incroyable, comme toujours! Félicitations!

Avec amour,

Déborah
Geez Steve. If I'd hd all that that showered on me I would have painted him as victim numero uno. Probably have asked him to tell me all about BP's wonderful work elsewhere that was so overshadowed by this unfortunate Act of God. But you keep to your journalistic scruples much better than I could pretend to. Great post.
Thanks as ever for your insightful and challenging journalistic style. Classic, in the class of Barbara Walters. But uh-oh, now I'm worried the nice man might get laid off. Wonder if he can collect unemployement? The humanity you bring to the story is exactly what's been missing. Thank you!

(Hell0, Walgreens? Can you deliver some Calgon to a friend?"
I hope Elaine's next boss is as nice as Tony!
Great interview Steve. You should be the one to replace Larry King.
RATED
I say, old man, this post was a bit of a truffle -- and that is intended as a compliment -- one especially worthy, since as you are aware, I, too, was fortunate enough to be able to interview Mr Hayward before his banishment to Siberia,
I can't even begin to tell you how in awe I am about this piece. Truly brilliant.
I enjoyed this even more the second time round (like the Brits say).
so so so so funny!!!!!!!!!!! I was gone for a 36hr period and must have missed it then! I'm afraid that should you need to interview me in Rockford Illinois, the experience won't be quite as glam...we are the home of sockmonkeys and fisher's potato chips, however...Great stuff Steve!!!! R congrats on your ep!
This is the most awesome post ever on OS. If it's true you rule, if the satire extends to the trip and snow job, you rule, either way you rule!
(R)ated for ruling!
Poor Tony! Not yet one of the "Small People", but I'm sure glad he empathizes with them. Those truffles sure look tasty...just sayin'!
Man, Steve, you get all the great interviews! I am so jealous. :D
Such in depth reporting is rare. You really cut to the heart of the matter. The "little people" will be pleased. Very clever, and funny! Rated.
I clicked that little thumbs up button for you, as if you needed it :)

Great writing...as always.
Can you give me Hayward's phone number. I love yachting. Polo too.
Okay, this is a big fat lie. It seemed totally believable and I was captivated waiting for The Interview (and wondering about you and Elaine) but then I realized if this were really true, Tony would have addressed you as Dr Blevins.

How was the opera?
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Thanks for that inspirational piece that goes to show that people are basically good. Especially if they know you are going to write about them. Otherwise they're basically ruthless cunts.
Looks like you were really winging it on this interview, but you did bring the message home in the end.

I'm so jealous of your trip.

Do you think if I told him I wanted to interview him further, perhaps clearing the air about misconceptions or maybe trying to impress him with the gravity of the situation, he'd arrange to rendezvous with me on the international space station? We could have a nice spacewalk and wave to all the vanishingly little people down on Earth, and he could explain how compared to the vast size of space the amount of oil spilled was really inconsequential.
Gatwick? With a new(ish) International Terminal 5 at Heathrow there for your duty free shopping and overpriced dining pleasure? What a miserable host.
Extraordinary! It's a good thing I'm typing because I'm still laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to use a pen legibly! I can't wait for your interview with him in Siberia after the fire season!
good times! The pics were great add-ins, and the interview was gloriously handled.

Although I feel compelled to add that the entire time I was reading this I was hoping fervently that it was true... not sure if that makes me gullible, naive, or maybe just delusional that I to would one day get my all expenses trip to London for a ten minute interview. Or maybe just that at this point I wouldn't be surprised by anything BP tried to do to massage it's image.
Hmm... Not a single negative comment yet - that always makes me suspicious. Yeah, I get the tongue-in-cheek thing - very clever, S.B. - but this piece isn't funny, in spite of the the adoring comments to the contrary. Your writing is good, but the fact that you've tried to eke some humor out of a tragedy by devoting so much space and imagination to do nothing more than simply point out that the lifestyles and out-of-touch perspectives of many corporate executives make it hypocritical for them to profess concern or compassion for the "little people" is, well, ..., disingenuous at best. The degree to which you diluted substance with quantity makes the humor all that more tepid. Maybe I'm just in a pissy mood right now (if so, I'll return with a more favorable review once I can see greater value in the humor/volume ratio of this piece), but in the meantime please quit putting words to paper (to screen, in this case) so gratuitously... K thnx bye.