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JUNE 16, 2009 9:12PM

Improved to Death: Why Movies Suck

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           Everyone wants to know why  so many movies are so bad these days. The answer is simple.

          They’ve been improved.

          They’ve been fixed. They’ve been re-written and ‘developed’; their ‘story arcs’ have been ‘clarified’, their characters ‘focussed’, and skewed toward a younger demographic. ‘Beats’ have been added to the second act; lines that were too ‘on the nose’ have been removed.  Copious ‘notes’ have been made and expounded upon. Endless rewrites have been paid for, whether they were needed or not.

          And most often, they’re not.

          This is the frightening secret that producers and studio executives and develolpment people have been keeping from each other and from themselves for years.  Most scripts are far better and more interesting  before the ’improvement’ process than they are after the work is done. Committees don’t help. Large groups of people with little or no creative talent or even editorial skill will only ruin a piece of material. And that’s what we see on the screen today, for the most part -- ruined material.

          Why does this happen? It’s the corporate culture of Hollywood, in which the writer has been traditionally disdained. But to dismiss the writer is to dismiss the writer’s contribution, and that means dismissing the foundation that every movie, and every movie mogul’s fortune, is based on -- the story. It’s difficult to write a good story; it’s even difficult to understand the structural laws that govern good story-telling.  So it’s hard to know when you’re making a crucial error of judgment -- when a bad piece of editing or casting might do damage that can’t be fixed.

          Three very different examples of the problem crossed my desk on the same day. The first was an independent film whose director had ‘mentored’ and ‘coached’ the young first time writer, giving him dozens of pages of detailed notes and finally rewriting the script, scene by scene over a period of years. The initial script was loose and untidy, but it had heart and pace. It had suspense because it had characters you cared about. The final draft had been literally rewritten to death. It was over-populated, under-developed, muddy, dull and incoherent. It still hasn’t gotten distribution and it probably never will. That isn’t because film studios demand stars and this film is strictly C-list in the casting department; it isn’t because studios are afraid of independent films (they’re not). It’s because the movie sucks now.

          I saw it at The Nantucket Film Festival with several generations of an intelligent, well-educated family. None of us had any idea what was going on. “I didn’t like the fat sister,” the twenty-year old son remarked. “That wasn’t the sister – that was the boss guy’s lesbian lover, “ his Dad corrected him. “The boss guy?” I asked. ”The guy with the beard?” “They all had beards,” The Mom complained. “No,” the Dad said, “The boss was the bald guy who kept shooting people.” “No, that was the crazy renegade priest.” “I thought the priest was having a sex-change operation.” “I thought he was the fat sister.”

          This is not the kind of conversation you want your movie to inspire.

            At the other end of the spectrum we find a writer named Stephen Hunter, who wrote a brilliant piece of pulp fiction called Point of Impact. Anyone who read it could see that it was not just the potential basis for a kick ass action movie -- it already was a kick-ass action movie. It was perfect.

          Kind of like Julia Child’s ten-page illustrated recipe for croissants: all you had to do to come up with a great product  was not screw it up.

           Follow  instructions. Pay attention.

          Accept that you’re dealing with someone who is much better at this than you are.

          Show some respect, and then take the credit.

          As simple as that.

          But the culture of Hollywood forbids that kind of workmanlike humility. If you can’t change things, and develop things, make notes on things, what are you there for? How long do you expect to keep that personalized parking space? That leased Lexus? That prime table at Citrus?

           So even Stephen Hunter has to be fixed.

          I haven’t read any drafts of the script,  I saw the movie. They changed the title to Shooter and cast  Marky Mark in the lead. There was no reason to change the title. The protagonist is a sniper, so perhaps they were afraid the audience wouldn’t understand that without a little help. Development executives all think the audience is as dense and witless as they are. This is a primary miscalculation. Audiences are pretty sharp as a rule, and they don't enjoy being patronized. If these executives ever saw a movie with a real live audience in an actual theatre they might begin to understand that.

          Bob Lee Swagger, the hero of Point of Impact, is a Viet Nam vet -- an Army sniper with an unequalled kill record. He is also a red neck Arkansas hillbilly gun nut, equal parts squint, gristle and attitude. He’s much more than that -- the kind of hunter who’ll wait eighteen hours before the first day of deer season not to kill a deer but to shoot a great stag with sedatives and remove his antlers ... to save him from the trophy crazed gun slingers in orange vests.

          Who would make a plausible Bob Lee? Clint Eastwood? Fifteen years ago. Kris Kristofferson? Maybe.  Billy Bob Thornton? Excellent.

Marky Mark? No way.

Nothing against Mr. Whalberg, but I don’t buy him as a grizzled Viet Nam vet.  I won’t go into the details beyond that catastrophic piece of miscasting, but the movie was an incoherent mess – improved beyond any hope of repair. There’s a similar fix-it job in the works for Michel Connelly’s The Lincoln Lawyer, and producers have been sniffing at Thomas Perry’s Jane Whitefield novels, as well.  So many stories to ruin, so little time.

It’s a shame, but not a total waste, if it drives people back to the original books. Any random novel by Connelly, Hunter or Perry is guaranteed to be infinitely more entertaining than Transformers 2 or GI Joe.

Plus, you can take books to the beach, and underline your favorite parts,  and pick them up for a quarter at a thrift shop.

I was leaving a really bad movie in Brooklyn one night several years ago. The man walking behind me through the lobby summed it all up perfectly:

“I can’t believe it took six people to write that piece of shit! Moby Dick – one guy. Am I right?”

Dead right, buddy. Dead right.

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An absolutely fantastic post. Opinion but also some inside information on the process that Hollywood takes to screw up the entertainment industry. I love Stephen Hunter and wouldn't rent that movie for 2 cents. Thanks for this piece of enlightenment.
Rated
Too many cooks spoil the soup.
I think the vulnerability we sense in unedited material makes us uncomfortable.
Long live the Merchant-Ivory team,to me,at least,they made sense.
hallelujah. I refuse to go to movies...I wait to view them at home and then fall asleep in the comfort of my own couch. And that is a shame. I suppose the upside is that this might be good for the book business.

I have often thought how much technology has ruined movies for me. Now, instead of trusting the superiority of my imagination (and everyones), some pimpled faced plastic pocket protector geek gets overpaid to create mind blowing special effects, while no one minds the plot.

Movies today suck! This post helps explains why. I hope Hollywood isn't looking for a bailout next.

Dead right!
Kind of like the government: take a good idea and then bring in batallions of people to mess with it, until it's a real mess.
I put this on Reddit. Go rate it everybody. Only takes a few seconds and it doesn't even require an e-mail address.
How did that Hangover movie get past the "process" intact, I wonder?

Nice analysis!
Imagine my horror this evening, surfing IMDB, landing on Harold Ramis' page, seeing that "Meatballs" listed as... IN PRODUCTION?!?!?

God, is nothing sacred?
well written. you really sound like an insider.
but I think, the truth is, many scripts do need the handholding that you decry. and sometimes the handholding improves them significantly. you seem to focus on the failures to promote the idea of Writer-Artist as Godlike.
I hit your blog, it doesnt have a profile. you should seriously consider putting your bio up somewhere. I bet you have some serious credits. but maybe you are intentionally being evasive on all that. whatever. I dont think it serves you.
I think your premise is right on the nose. Hollywood, if you make me pay $10.00 to see a movie, you'd better have something better to offer than warmed-over remakes of 1970's TV. Which were pretty bad, even as TV.

There are a lot of good writers out there who have stories that would make great movies. What say you get rid of the clarifiers and fixers and put some people who still know they're talented to work? You might get some actual good, and original movies out of the deal, actors might be inspired to do their best work in front of the camera, including good actors we don't yet know about, and ALL of you will profit from it.

I just can't stand the thought of another summer of blockbuster movies that have explosions instead of dialog that isn't a complete insult to every thinking adult. Please, GIVE THE COMICBOOK SUPER HEROES a REST, okay?
What say?
Yep, every boss and sub-boss has to pee on everything to justify his paycheck. It's not just writers; it's any field where suits pay creatives. As an artist I get this in my job (character development for video games) too. I just came from reading a critique of a character (fortunately not my project - someone else's problem) where the boss, a non-artist, was complaining that the back patch pockets needed to be five degrees more skewed.
I almost never watch Hollywood movies for all the reasons you've stated. When I worked as a critic, it was frightening to see how many good books and scripts were ruined by all recognition by the time they got to the screen. The contempt for the general public's intelligence -- and I am speaking about all ages -- is profound. The absolute, absolute worst sin occurs when actors, who should stick to acting unless they are also writers, start re-writing scripts. Then you get messes like Demi Moore in The Scarlett Letter to name just one.
that should read: books and scripts were unrecognizable
I agree and have two words ARTEMIS ETERNAL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBXOwWC48PM&fmt=22

Instead of saying what we all know -- the studios suck and have no reason not to -- why not cover a story and project that can help break that death grip they have on movies by using a different approach? If you guys covered high minded movements and projects like this one then the world would be a different place. in short good ideas but until you stop perpetuating (did you really just give more ink to transformers 2?) YOU ARE NOT A WINGMAN :-P
http://www.artemiseternal.com - check it out and enjoy

also heres a chart about wingmen in case you were confused ---
http://www.jessicastover.com/gm_0706/images/lolWimp2.jpg
I should add here that yes, sometimes the development process pays off, and scripts can certainly be improved. This happens most often when another creative person is involved, whose primary interest is making the material better, not staking out territory or justifying a parking space. The most extraordinary example of this creative warfare was the movie 'Chinatown' (Which would probably never be made these days, anyway). The writer, Robert Towne, had composed a mildly upbeat ending -- the heroine gets away to Mexico with her daughter/sister and gets to start again. The director, Roman Polanski, saw this conclusion as cowardly and insisted that the film's ending stay true to the darkness of its premise. He fought with Towne, and the writer walked off the picture before shooting was complete. Polanski wrote the memorable last few minutes himself. So the writer is wrong sometimes. And a great movie can emerge from losing the battle. But mostly it's just being nibbled to death by ducks. The system of bureaucrats and salesmen shaping an art form doesn't work, and today's movies prove it.
Like a snake swallowing its own tail, Hollywood is devouring itself, producing movies that are incoherent and chaotic, driven by profit and product-placement considerations, not creative endeavour. It seems to me that new movies must be either vanity projects or a narcissistic 'restoration' of classic movies. Join me in a boycott of "The (new, improved!) Taking of Pelham 1,2,3"?
And that is why I mostly just watch old movies, classics. On NetFlix.
Excellent post. Thanks! I already knew that most recent movies are crap, now I understand something more about why that's so.

Other film trends I abhor: relying on sappy, overblown music as a cheap way to elicit emotion when the script isn't up to the task. And casting beautiful big name stars with gym-buffed bodies and perfect teeth to play down-on-their-luck characters from hard-scrabble backgrounds. I wish I could think of a particular laughable example -- there've been so many -- but, unfortunately, these films are so forgettable...
Aah, this just makes me sad, really.
When I saw that Eminem is going to star in a 'filmation' of "Have Gun Will Travel", I determined conclusively that Hollywood Must Be Killed. With Fire.
Great post!

I know we have to adhere to certain "notes" from producers. It's a given. But, when those notes take away entirely from the actual story - or change, say, who the antagonist ultimately is - I just am at a loss.

So much so, in fact, that I can't complete my rewrite because I feel it butchers the thing. I'm stuck. Obviously, I want my "big break", but to what degree? How do you alter a true story so that Hollywood (red: "Green" Hollywood) will like it but changes the story from what it really is? Seriously, I'm asking.

I will disagree with you on one point. I don't think editing out OTN dialogue/directions/scenes is a bad thing. I think it should be done more. We're not stupid. I can't tell you how many films I've seen of late that I know what the character is going to say before they actually do say it. Or, in my head I'm saying, "And, CUT TO:" - and sure enough... I can't stand being patronized.
Don't forget the special effects! Lots of explosions with cars that are monsters. Comic book charactors and personified evil doer's. There once was a time and a place for "B" movies and it was called the drive in now they call them "B" for blockbusters!
Julie ... I'll tell you what my Dad used to say -- and he was a professional playwright and screenwriter for more than 40 years. "Take the money and run".
Why? Because a screen credit ANY SCREEN CREDIT, puts you ina different universe from the milling throngs of un produced screenwriters. The more you cooperate, the better your chance at doing something worthwhile later. Detaching from your own work is criticl in Hollywood. The only movies made as written were written by their directors.
Hang in there!
It's like everything else, Steven. New and improved more than likely means being poisoned. Excellent post. Heading to Digg and Reddit too.
Good to know we are in the company of others. I thought perhaps I was just getting more stupid as I got older (that is certainly and probably true) but lately movies, and some television have us looking at each other with the wth expression. Translated, that means neither of us can follow the damn thing. And it isn't because it is one of those wonderfully complex movies that make you think about it for days - it is because the DON"T make sense! Phew.

Connelly's Lincoln Lawyer as a movie? Ohoh.
Well, dang. Of course. It makes perfect sense.

Like cosmetic surgery -- it might make all the difference once in awhile, but mostly it turns a perfectly good face into someone we don't recognize. But pretend to. Sigh.
Steven: In addition to Chinatown, don't forget Casablanca went through 6 writers. Of course, it helped the movie had a creative producer in Hal Wallis to shepherd the production.

Overall I agree with your too many cooks in the kitchen theory. Have you read "What Happens Next: A History of Screenwriting" by Shakespeare in Love scribe Marc Norman yet? Excellent read.
This is true, but only to an extent. Good writers who can deliver a good movie on the page are rare.

Writers with promise are much more frequent. And writers with promise get messed with the most. To be honest, they generally need to be - they need some bits fixed (that's why they're promising, not just delivering a good script on the page).

It's basically just luck of the draw whether a writer with promise gets help that is actually helpful or help that ruins the film. One of the things writers should be told beforehand is how to tell these people apart: people who are unhelpful have too much money and too large egos. People who are helpful can, in general discuss classic works of literature. (This is my screening process).
It sounds like something out of The Fountainhead. Screenplays by committee instead of the cohesive vision of an individual. Even if a few work together on the original script, it was written more organically then the kind of patchwork you might get with everyone adding their two cents. I think the main reason movies aren't that good is because theyve replaced writing with special effects. It sells so they make more. More comic book movies. Until even critics are raving about the Dark Knight or Iron Man. A comic book movie will never transcend it's simplistic, black and white view of good and evil, silly plot and ridiculous characters.
Great essay, Steven! I saw on my list of favorites that you were on the feed with a new post and I was all "woohoo, something good to read! Seeing that you've got something new up is like opening the freezer and finding a solitary Eskimo Pie just lying there. This was really great. So why do you think it's this way- do people really disdain writers or only pretend to because they themselves aspire to have the job? In other words, a person contributing to a movie hates all writers that aren't him/her?
You’ve got a valid point-of-view. It comes from an authentic place, especially considering your love of good writing and literature (not to mention your own talents at writing).

And I realize you’re just putting it out there that writers get screwed in the development process (often true enough), but you make some pretty sweeping generalizations here. I do see that you added a comment about how it’s possible for development to actually improve instead of harm. That’s good, though from my perspective in production/distribution @the studios, for every project, there’s a unique set of conditions and building blocks – any one of which could be the culprit for a failed film. Except for very rare occasions, movies are an extremely collaborative medium. And that’s not even accounting for the differences between studio and independent projects.

It’s hard to boil all this down to a post comment. But I will say that in my experience, successful creative/development execs and producers are not stupid; they’re fully aware of how development can go astray, and more often than not (yes, more often than not) they help projects. The bulk of them haven’t been written by Steve Zaillian or his peers. (And believe me, CEs aren’t fooling around w/those that are).

I think the fact that studio movies these days feel formulaic and don’t seem very original speaks more about the business model (that’s business as opposed to art) for financing, producing and distributing than it does about development alone. But I suppose that’s a post in and of itself...

Don’t get me wrong, though. I love reading your posts – especially when you’re on a well-written rant.

BTW @Sandra – Most of the creative execs I know don’t have the patience for writing, and they know it. It’s producing or directing they sometimes covet. (How’s that for a sweeping generalization?)
Lauren -- Hilary Swank in just about anything qualifies for the category you mention.
David ... it's the business model that's screwed up.An ever narrower group of people make an ever narrower type of film, according to an ever narrower set of irrational standards and codicils ... aiming at the widest possible audience. Maybe that's why the really good stuff is on cable tv, where the writer is still the auteur and the audiences are smaller. Jenji Kohan, Matthew Weiner, David Chase: these are the people whose work matters now, when Steve Zaillian is working on Mission Impossible movies amd Hannibal Lecter movies and tedious cheese like "American Gangster" (Almost a true story! Except where inconvenient.") American gangster? I'll take Tony Soprano anytime.
Sandra ... there's a great quote about writers in Hollywood, I forget who said it (I wish it was me) -- "Writers are like private detectives and divorce lawyers. You only use them when you absolutely have to, and you despise them afterward."
Hooah! This is a great one-line description of it:

An ever narrower group of people make an ever narrower type of film, according to an ever narrower set of irrational standards and codicils ... aiming at the widest possible audience.
I've always said that I'd rather see a film with bad actors and a great script than a great actors working with a bad script.