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JANUARY 18, 2011 11:33AM

American Idol, Ten Years Later

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I’ve spent the better part of a decade defending American Idol. At first, I described it as a ‘guilty pleasure’, but I soon realized there was nothing to be guilty about. With the tenth season about to begin, it struck me as a good moment to explain just what has kept me watching it, all these years.

There were only six kids left in the competition when I discovered American Idol in the summer of 2002, towards the end of the first season. I happened on the show by chance, clicking through the channels on a sluggish Tuesday night. There wasn’t much else to watch and the show – a charmingly modest, almost amateurish effort, by comparison with the current version – had certain obvious assets. The judges, affable insider Randy Jackson, drugged out, effusive nutcase Paula Abdul, and brutally honest Simon Cowell, were fun to watch. I carry their voices in my head and amuse myself to this day with the tribunal’s critique of my daily life.

This post for instance:

Randy: Yo, Dawg. How you doin? You stepped out of your comfort zone here, but It wasn’t the right subject matter for you. It got a little grammar-y at the end. So I dunno, it was just a’ight for me.

Paula: First of all I love your font! It’s just gorgeous. And your spelling is perfect as always. I don’t care what Randy syyays, I loved it. So witty and articulate! You have star quality! I love what you do. Just go on, be strong be yourself! You could win this whole competition. The post of the night! (throws a kiss)

Simon: Well. That was effusive. I’m not taking any psychotropic drugs so this will be rather more honest. Do you have a writing teacher? Fire him. I could see a screed like this in any tatty blog on the internet. It reminded me of that awful toast at your cousin’s wedding when the fat uncle refuses to shut up. If this was a thousand years ago, we’d have stoned you to death. You don’t have a chance in this competition. Sorry.

There’s a lot of what initially drew me to the show in that imaginary exchange – Randy’s stolid honesty, Simon’s snide flirtation with Paula and his ongoing merciless attack on the mediocre,  his comments always capped with the most insincere apologies ever uttered on network television; Paula’s loose canon craziness that no one could have scripted.

Beyond the judges, the kids were talented. Kelly Clarkson won that year, but Tamyra Gray, eliminated in the round of four, was just as good, if not better. It struck me that summer, and I still feel this way, that American Idol, far more than Survivor, say or Undercover Boss or The Bachelor, is an authentic example of reality TV: real kids, singing real songs to an audience of millions of other kids, who vote on what they like: that’s it.

My son once dismissed the show as ‘rigged’—I said, yeah, by the human genome. And a healthy collective dose of raging hormones. Generally speaking the talented kids do better than the untalented ones, and the audience notices. During seasons three and four, you could tell the ultimate winners -- Fantasia Barrino and Carrie Underwood, respectively  -- after just a few weeks.

Nor was I alone in that perception, the voting was so massively skewed for Underwood that the show would have lost all suspense if the actual numbers (always top secret) had leaked out. Unlike the bizarre contrivances of other such programs – (random weird contests in deserted places, a dozen women chasing one rich guy, or a boss going undercover at his own business … no one noticed the camera crew, I guess) American Idol has a simplicity that dates back to Ted Mack’s Amateur hour,  not much different from the open mike night at a local club, or the high school talent shows kids have enjoyed, or sat through with gritted teeth, for generations.

          This simplicity is the show’s strength. You get to meet a group of young talented strangers and have the pleasure of matching wits, sophistication and taste with a trio of judges on the merits of their performances. That’s it; except for the suspense of seeing the final verdict  delivered by a massive, anonymous audience of shrieking kids, most of them fourteen year old girls. The video that went viral a few years ago of audience members responding to David Archuleta’s loss to the more sedate and mature David Cook gives you some idea of what the show has to deal with every week. I can't embed it, but check this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg_p3Ji2bWU&feature=related

That audience has made some bizarre choices and some good ones, but I have never crossed over to the dark side and voted myself.

I just watch.

And what I’ve seen over the years has taught me a few things: you can be delusional about something as seemingly objective as music. The better you are, the less you need to do. And the worse you are, the more arrogant you sound. It’s interesting, this last point. You could string the sound bites together – the most atrocious singers swearing they were going to have huge careers and promising to snub Simon when they succeed; the winners all quietly humble and self-effacing. David Cook just showed up to keep his brother company. Crystal Bowersox, last year’s runner-up,  had been busking a few months before, and wouldn’t have been surprised – or even that disappointed -- to be back singing in the subway again,  with her guitar case open on the platform.

Judges come and go – we’ll all miss Simon Cowell, but the heart of the show remains watching talented kids develop over the course of a season, and to see the best of them succeed. The show stays fresh because there are always new kids trying out, chasing the dream. Some are brilliant, some are mediocre; some are charming some are annoying. But all of them are hard working and ambitious and strangely innocent in a cynical world, as is the show itself despite all its  self-hype and product placement.

Every year I stumble out of the football season (that ultimate reality TV show), and ease into the gentler competition of American Idol, with the same spark of interest, the same renewed hope: this year I’ll discover someone extraordinary – another Jennifer Hudson, another Adam Lambert—and more often than not, it actually happens.

Will some spectacular new talent emerge this year? Like 24 million other people, of all ages and backgrounds, I’ll be tuned into this cheesy but compelling American institution, I’ll be watching and cringing, occasionally cheering, always hoping, always looking for the real thrill you get from a real talent coming into its own.

That’s reality. And that’s TV. And that combination still draws me back, no longer apologizing, ten years later.

 

 
 
 
 
 

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The couple of times I watched a few minutes of the show it made me squirm. It's hard enuf for me to endure mediocre professional talent, but watching awful or mediocre kids try their luck is no different than sitting through an amateur talent show at the county fair. Nor did I enjoy watching Cowell point out the obvious with such seeming relish. To me he came across as an irredeemable buttcanyon.
I agree with Matt. AI isn't worth watching until after the initial "auditions" (those shows that put the priority on the embarrassing efforts of youngsters with big dreams and tiny talents).
I far, far prefer to watch "Sing Off" which got done with its 2nd season about a month ago on NBC.
Agreeing with you here Steven. I too " have never crossed over to the dark side and voted myself." But I also don't start watching until after the auditions. I don't care for those making fools of themselves. But after that....there's always some real talent.
The series definitely peaked the year Sanjaya Malakar was a contestant. I must have voted a thousand times for him. If it wasn't for American Idol there wouldn't be the brilliant website Vote For the Worst.com.
I've never made it a secret that I love (and hate) American Idol. But clearly I mostly love it. I thought I would be done with it for sure the year Adam Lambert didn't win. But I hung in there last year and it was mostly painful. Ellen was not in her element, Simon lightened up in very unSimonesque ways, and once again, a very untalented singer, Lee something, won. I'm sensing a change for this year...a kinder gentler American Idol. The previews are not showing the usual clips of horrendous and talentless singers...they are showing great singers, and promising stories of inspiration. JLo appears to be positive and encouraging. Looks like she'll be honest with a tablespoon of sugar. As for Steven Tyler, I have no idea of his brain cells...he always seems to have a silly grin on his face. But the producers seemed to pick up on snarky/mean/nasty no longer being "in" and their timing couldn't be more perfect. I think we are all sick of nastiness in any form. So I thought I wouldn't be, but I'm planning on watching it tomorrow night and looking forward to it. I'd love to see a pure singing competition based on actual talent and the whole package. Enjoyed your post Steven and your reasoning. It will be fun to compare notes.
I've never watched American Idol, but this year I got hooked by The Sing-Off in December. Same concept as American Idol, but with a cappella singing groups. It was fantastic--even if you were never a choir geek, these groups were amazing. It's rare that I get captivated by a TV show, but there I was, gobbling up every minute. I started watching because a group from the University of Oregon was on, but then I was hooked. (The second place group, Street Corner Symphony, was my favorite). If you like AI, check out The Sing-Off next December. I hope they renew it for another year.
your parody of the judges on your blogging was really funny.
Fantasia singing "Summertime" was awesome then and now... especially since I've heard ever since Janis, 100's of times, and sometimes well done - but when she did it back in 06 or whenever...WOW!
Oh, and lest we forget what fame is: William Hung! She Bang She Bang
I've had a love-hate relationship with American Idol since the very beginning. On the one hand, there are aspects of the show that have annoyed me. On the other hand, it's engrossing television, and I've followed it for the better part of nine years. The past six seasons, however, have paled in comparison to the first three. I feel that the show has become less diverse in terms of talent, personality, and socio-economic background. Four of the past five winners have been bland, okay-but-not-that-interesting white guys, three of whom were, for lack of a better phrase, "white guys with guitars". The judges pimped them as unique, distinct artists, yet for the life of me I can't tell who is singing what between them. The first three seasons, the only white guy of note was Clay Aiken, and I guess the producers have been running clear in the opposite direction ever since in favor of "edgier" white guys. I'm still annoyed that Adam Lambert lost. He was the best contestant this show has ever had. Yes, even better than Kelly Clarkson and Clay Aiken and Carrie Underwood and Tamyra Gray.

The 2010 season of Idol was the worst in the show's history. They wanted "artists", but instead got people so lame and bland, they'd be booed at your nearby independent coffee house. For this upcoming season, I would like to see a more DIVERSE group of contestants: diverse in music styles, diverse in personal styles, diverse in backgrounds, etc. I would like to see more PERSONALITY, even if it's polarizing. I would like to see a return to some emphasis on VOCALS, in addition to PERFORMANCE. I want all 20+ semifinalists this time around to be contestants who can legitimately have a career, whether they make it to the final 12 or not. It would also help if Idol set the trends, rather than followed them.

Re: Simon Cowell going bye-bye - Goodbye and good riddance. There's a difference between brutal honesty and just being a total bitch. I'm probably not gonna follow his "X Factor" project, which is basically a mash-up of Idol and the singers of America's Got Talent. It killed off the original Idol in Great Britain, and I haven't forgiven them for that. For all its flaws, the Idol format is preferable to X Factor.
Beautifully expressed. And I agree.
I haven't watched the show much but I liked the egalitarian aspect of it. Some executive isn't the star-maker--the people vote. That said, I don't like the music of any of the winners. Chris Daughtry is the only contestant who had any real chops.
There have only been two years that the kid I voted for won. Yes I watch and vote (I've always been fascinated by the dark side). David Cook and Fantasia Barrino were the two I knew should win and they did. But yanno, I loved Bo Bice. I loved Chris Daughtry. Adam Lambert was the only reason I watched his season just to see what he was going to do. I'm a huge fan of Kelly but I missed her season. Last year was depressing but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for this season.
Ted Mack, or The Gong Show. Sometimes, it's a little of both.
Great synopsis of the show Steven. Loved your bit with the voices of the judges and the reply to your son with the "human genome" and "raging hormones." Hilarious! Skipped the auditions this year but looking forward to the top 24. Although I have to say Simon was my favorite and a pretty big reason why I watched the show(being the sarcastic cynic I am, I'm going to miss him really laying into someone). Couple that with the fact that I'm annoyed by J-Lo (give me a break) and I contemplated not watching the show anymore. But in the end I'll be there, in front of the television, because I love music and even more so I love a heart-felt musical performance.