DECEMBER 8, 2011 9:32PM

The X-Factor hits a New Low

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 Nicole

 

There's a lot wrong with the X-Factor, but it never inspired the gut clench of disgust and contempt I felt tonight. I always wondered about the choice of Nicole Scherzinger as the wholly unnecessary fourth wheel judge on the panel. At first glance she seemed to be a preening, narcissitic untalented imbecile, much more interested in her own muscle tone, accessories and complexion than she was in the singers she worked with.  Her comments were consistently glib and sentimental, her arguments with Simon Cowell made him look  brilliant by comparison.

But of course he chose her. I'm sure he's had ample time to regret that decision.

In the last two weeks I've come to feel that my initial harsh view of Ms. Scherzinger was in fact unduly charitable.  In close votes she has now been responsible for sending home the two most talented singers in the competition.  And tonight, when she rejected Rachel Crow, she couldn't even take responsibility for the decision, attempting to abstain, an option not permitted under the contest rules.  It was clear that her opting out of the vote cleared her conscience, but the end result was to turn the two singers over to the national voting, and Rachel Crow lost.

So in fact it was the audience that concluded Rachel Crow's run on the X-Factor -- but one of the few advantages the show has had over its many competitiors has been the professional, clear eyed, even Senatorial power the Judges reserved to themselves to overturn the short-sighted hysteria of the voting rabble. I imagine some hormonally befuddled twelve year old somewhere in Kansas or Indiana , power-dialling her crush: the judges are supposed to stand between the singers and that unformed adolescent.

Unfortunately, that girl and all the millions like her have a champion and an avatar in Nicole Scherzinger.  Ms. Scherzinger's infantile tears,  her clueless inc0mpetant unprofessional behavior,  make me want to give her a time out, ground her or take away her cell phone.  Even host Steve Jones, that normally unflappable Scottish robot, showed a rare human moment of angry impatience with Ms. Sherzinger's dithering. Did he want to strangle her, too? I like to think so.

How could any sentient mammal have picked the smarmy, off-key histrionics of Marcus Canty over the  blazing,full throated soulful performance that Rachel Crow turned in tonight? Could Ms. Schezringer have her own crush on Canty? A full blown affair between them would be a firing offence, so I can only wish such a "showmance" on both of them. They deserve to be happy, but they should get a room, and explore their passion in private.

Of course that's probably not true. Too bad, because witless mediocrity has never been a liability on reality shows, and no matter how awful and self-indulgent Ms. Scherzinger remains, outside of a juicy scandal, her position on The X Factor is probably secure.

She's found a home.

In any other job, in any other business anywhere else in the world, Nicole Scherzinger would have bee fired long ago. 

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I've tried to watch the X Factor a few times and never made it through a complete show. Cheesy, manipulative, obvious and dull. I've tried to watch these last two weeks, enough to see the clear and pronounced talent of Rachel Crow. I'm glad I've been spared the theatrics of Ms. Scherzinger.
I think Sherziger is an idiot but I am very pleased to hear that Rachel Crow gets booted. I think Crow seems like a wretched little creature -- Something out of Day of the Locust.
Never watched and never will. Don't care for stupid shows but thanks for your intelligent post. Just reconfirmed my hunch.
dude, you obviously have way too much time on your hands and seem to be taking the whole thing just a little too seriously. I guess you have as much of a relationship with sherzinger as you do with your numerous fictional characters dancing around.

cmon man, sherzinger is a goddess. Im middle aged and not afraid to admit it. with a body & face like that, who cares what she thinks? omg what a fox. the more I stare at her, I might even be able to overlook the narcissism. ps check out my blog for a full back nude shot of her and tell me you still feel the same way after looking at it :p

I must admit I do wonder if a villain on a show is actually very good for ratings. even an inadvertent villian. & it sure takes an awful lot to find someone who looks bad compared to cowell.

take a look at the dailymail for a story about how she cried in the dressing room for an hour afterwards with the female contestant [who recovered after her own tantrum and reassured sherzinger!] & see if it changes your opinion at all.

wild drama man. tv-land, the land of wonder.
Like Mary, I've never been able to get into this show. Tell me how its different than AI? I agree wholeheartedly about Nicole but as I watched Rachel Crow fall to pieces last night it was obvious why they shouldn't let 12 year olds on these shows. Nicole and Rachel were certainly on the same page emotionally.
"At first glance she seemed to be a preening, narcissitic untalented imbecile, much more interested in her own muscle tone, accessories and complexion than she was in the singers she worked with. "
haha pretty deadly man. what do you think about how she compares to the original, paula abdul?