OCTOBER 30, 2011 6:12PM

L.A. Noir: The Plunge into Perdition


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Mike Hamlin taught AP English at an elite Beverly Hills private school. He was seduced and blackmailed by a brilliant, gorgeous, sociopathic student named Susan Bishop. He found  a way to blackmail her back. The Mexican stand-off ended when she… Read full post »

OCTOBER 26, 2011 11:23PM

The Accidental Contractor



I know a number of people who boldly chose second careers and made a success out of it. My father-in-law walked away from a lucrative job in advertising, put the contents of his Connecticut house up for sale as his first inventory and launched himself into the antiques… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 19, 2011 7:09AM

Parenting for Beginners


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When my wife was pregnant with our first child, we started reading the baby books.

The world seemed to be entirely populated with experts on child rearing, and the clamor of their contradictory advice left us stunned and bewildered. Breastfeeding was good; and bad. ItRead full post »

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OCTOBER 14, 2011 9:06PM

My Paul Simon Collection



Much as I admire Paul Simon, I’m sick to death of his Greatest Hits collections. They’re relentless. Only the Mamas and the Papas (It seemed like they had one album and dozens of Greatest Hits albums) impose on our admiration and exploit our ‘completionist&rRead full post »




When I first heard the joke ,years ago, I thought the subtext was something about American ingenuity, and the good natured P.T. Barnum con-men who gave America its lively carnival atmosphere – greed tempered with mischief and a devilish wink of the eye.

Now I knowRead full post »

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OCTOBER 10, 2011 5:07PM

"The Phantom Tollbooth" at 50



This month marks the fiftieth anniversary of Norton Juster’s The Phantom Tollbooth (with illustrations by Jules Feiffer). In honor of that milestone, Random House has put out a new edition, complete with essays by various notable fans on what the book meant to them,Read full post »


 x factor

The X-Factor is over-directed, over-produced, over-hyped and hyperactive. It's loud and garish and jittery. Its ADD jump-cutting is designed for a zero attention span twelve year old. It  has everything going against it, even its ostentatious $5,000,000 prize and it's ugly,… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 28, 2011 9:30AM

The Unexamined Life: Talking to my Bully.


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This happened a while ago, back in the days of answering machines with tape cassettes. I made the call and taped it, and got Bob’s permission to type it up. He didn’t care. That was typical of him. I never did anything with those pages, though.Read full post »

First off, let me just say that Spielberg's big new Sci Fi extravaganza is well produced and entertaining. The actors are solid, the situations are comfortably familiar and the dinosaurs look real. The sentimental moments are actually affecting (the orphaned love interes… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 21, 2011 10:45AM

"A Splendid Caper"



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Harlan Mallory had always hated hospitals. Ruth called them “Germ convention centers” and insisted on giving birth to Robert at home. “I would no more have a child in a hospital because there was a chance that something might goRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 4, 2011 8:38AM

The Grand Tour, Part Two.


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It was getting dark by the time we reached the West Village.  We cut down east from Abington Square Park and wound up on Hudson Street in front of the White Horse. They still had tables set on the sidewalk. We grabbed one and ordered aRead full post »




I heard the news about Oliver Graeme at three in the morning on the sidewalk outside the fifth precinct in Manhattan, twelve hours after Susan Jelleme told me night court was out of the question.

          “What’s/Read full post »

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AUGUST 27, 2011 6:44PM

The Leaf Blower and the End of the World




The gardeners are back today.

Collectively, working at different times at all the houses in the wealthy neighborhood where I rent a small house, the noise level they create renders this particular patch of luxury real estate almost uninhabitable throughout the sRead full post »

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AUGUST 8, 2011 5:32AM

In Her Sleep: My Mom Curing Parkinson's Disease, Nightly

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     My Mom & her Mom, circa 1925



My Mother called me from inside her dream last night.

It wasn’t a psychic experience; she used her cell phone.

My own phone started ringing in the middle of the night. I lurched out of bed,Read full post »

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AUGUST 2, 2011 5:57PM

Life in the Surreal Sweet-Spot of Our New Non-Economy



If things get bad enough, they can turn out pretty well.

That’s the lesson my friend Dave learned recently. A year ago he was in deep trouble, struggling to pay a three thousand dollar a month mortgage, one late payment away from foreclosure, his interest rate steadilyRead full post »

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JULY 28, 2011 5:23PM

Jack Kirby Loses Again


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The film version of Thor was a smash hit a few weeks ago, the Captain America movie looks to surpass it at the box office this weekend, on the heels of The  two Fantastic Four films, two more featuring the Incredible Hulk,  and an entire franchise built around… Read full post »

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JULY 15, 2011 8:21AM

Leaving Dillon, Texas: Farewell to "Friday Night Lights"




The final episode of Friday Night Lights airs tonight, ending a scrappy five season run. It took  the DirecTV satellite network co-financing the show to keep it on the air, in a unique deal that allowed them to air Friday Night Lights before NBC. So for Sa/Read full post »



 merit students

This post originally appeared in the internet literary journal Numero Cinq


Salesmen Wanted

It was July, 1971 and Manhattan was molten in the summer heat. The air wavered over the softening asphalt and walking the furnace streets I felt like I’d been dippedRead full post »


Main Street 

             Back at the house, Julia turned to him as he came in. “You have the oddest book collection I’ve ever seen.”

“But I’ve read them all. That’s the difference.”

“You have Proust -- &rdqRead full post »


 Harlan Mallory stood at the podium, upstairs in the great Hall at the Nantucket Atheneum, talking about his Viet Nam paintings and wondering how he had won this dreary trifeca of social obligations: visitors down from the city, an evening spent with the relentless Julia Copenhaver, anRead full post »



 I just feel like a total failure, okay?

I had so much potential, that’s what everyone was saying, how much potential I had. I envy old people, no tells them about their potential, they don’t have to disappoint anyone. I started outRead full post »

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JULY 4, 2011 9:05AM

Mimi Beman's Nantucket: A Eulogy



It’s a common story: lovely small town or coastal community (Nantucket is both), languishes for years as the slightly seedy refuge for old money and new hippies, until the new rich people discover it, and start turning it into a warped version of their own gated communitiesRead full post »


HBO Thrones 


I had a lively a post-mortem conversation about Game of Thrones, the recently concluded HBO mini-series, over dinner with my friend Neil last night. Afterward I thought about  a meeting I took at a Hollywood studio many years ago. They were looking for someone to adapRead full post »

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JUNE 26, 2011 3:21PM

Peter Falk and the Lost World



 So Peter Falk died last week, and someone posted the 41-year old video of his appearance on the Dick Cavett Show  with John Cassavetes and Ben Gazzara. It was exhilarating to watch, but also sad and profoundly disturbing -- a time-capsule message from another era, or p… Read full post »



 Thomas Perry



The Informant, Thomas Perry’s  nineteenth novel, was published last week. It’s an appropriate occasion to step back and take a look at this extraordinary, underrated author’s body of work.  His first novel, The ButcherRead full post »