I know you marked the moment on your calendars. That particular moment, one year ago today, when you said to yourself, "Jesus Christ, that's the blandest, most god-awful first post I've ever read. Fuck if I'm ever coming back." You held true to your word. You never came back.
So this is for the six of you who stumbled onto some other infrequent offering of mine. Especially for those two who joined the Commented On Five Stim Posts Club (your certificates and decoder rings are in the mail).
With a blogiversary post, a certain amount of self-reflection is involved: what have I learned, how has my writing developed, why do the editors hate me. The short of it is -- I turned 50 last January. I overdosed on self-reflection already. But a few random observations on my entries:
- Most read post: "30 by 30." A list of 30 movies every American should see before turning 30. By "most read" I mean more than 10 readers.
- Least read post: nearly everything else.
- Post that should've been read, but wasn't: "Mother Cheetah and Her Cubs." It had two adorable photos and a heart-wrenching story. What more could you ask? However, as an early post, I'd already lost most of my potential audience (see first paragraph). But it was my first EP.
- Most self-satisfying post: Over the course of a long afternoon, I came up with the Overthinking Method to predicting the winner of Dancing With The Stars Season 8; researched past DWTS seasons to back up my Method; and posted my prediction of the eventual winner, Shawn Johnson.
- Most "Pushing One's Luck" Post - I made a prediction for the current Season 9.
I'd rather reflect on My Favorites list. It's not an all-inclusive list of OSers whom I read. I've been pretty lousy of late at adding more names. But following the names on the list from back to front is the path I wandered over this year. The path began with Sally Swift, my first Favorite (then "Friend") (Hi, Sally. Ryan Howard will be delivering your faux-brass "I was Stim's first" trophy sometime before spring training), and currently ends with TheHideousTruth, who was just added yesterday. Each writer on my list has given me reason to return. To all of you, I am truly grateful. You've made me think, feel, laugh and have reinforced what those grade school aptitude tests told me years ago: "Stim, there are a whole lot of people who can write a whole lot better than you ever will."
I invite you to take a look at the list. You'll see many familiar names, along with others who unfortunately took their leave of OS. But you might find someone new. And maybe that person wrote something that speaks to you. And you'll have a new Favorite. And your own path will be that much more enjoyable.


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one year in the jungle is indeed worth celebrating. ~R~
Very unique post here...without the "favorites" what fun would it be?
:-)
O'Really? -- Recipients are chosen in close consultation with the Budget Committee for Gratuitous Awards and Dumpster Diving for Cast-Off Bowling Trophies.
OE -- Thank you.
Frank Indiana -- I stole the concept. Don't tell anyone.
Procopius -- You're too kind.
bbd -- Thank you. The honor is mine.
Michael -- Thank you. The upper powers are there to be defied.
Chuck -- Thanks. Sometimes it's like being a little rodent hiding from the preditors.
Just Cathy -- Thanks. I like to think that my Faves list has a couple hidden treasures who should be read.
spotted_mind -- The Favorites make it worth while.
Lea -- Thanks. I seem to spend more time staring at an empty screen rather than writing.
bpb -- I'm glad you became an active OSer.
Chicago Guy -- Thanks. Wistful memories of Sally, back in those halcyon days of newbie blogging.
Thank you for singling me out, I am truly honored and looking forward to my trophy (and to spring training!) Here's a perfect Oh No, OS Not Again ... Favorites/Friends have been dropping off lists lately, and as I look up at you, I see you have fallen off mine! Timing is everything. For your blogiversary, I will be friending you AGAIN.
;P
Sally -- Thank you. If we measure by quality of reader, I'm rich indeed.
Gwen -- Have two drinks for me. I'm feeling generous.
fingerlakeswanderer -- I remember a funky-colored, 12" vinyl EP of the Stones' "Miss You."
bluesurly -- you'll still be posting, if for no other reason than to tell all those under-50s that life hasn't really started for them yet.
NoisyNora -- I don't know what's going on tomorrow. We're suppose to get together with some friends, but we haven't heard back from them in awhile .... Blah, blah, the usual.
C.K. -- Thank you. [and I can't begin to tell you how hard I'm trying to beat down making a comment about you having "unsuspected depth." I'll need to take a stake to it.]
I know I suck as a favorite!!! I rely on blogwhores to send me stuff!! ~tears~ ;)
C.K. -- I had Jimmy Stewart's drunk voice in my head all night.
Congratulations dude! How can I get a decoder ring and what does it decode?? Looking forward to reading more of you in 2010...
Hideous
Ariana -- How kind of you, thanks.
TheHideousTruth -- Thanks. The decoder rings allows you to read between the lines. That's right. It's not just white space. Considering my rate of posting, 2010 sounds about right. Thanks for the rating. Tipping. Wow, I haven't thought about tipping since I joined. I have a vague recollection about needing to set up an account in order to tip and be tipped. Which I didn't do. Click the ads on the side. Those are direct (more or less) payment once you hit a set level of $$ (still waiting to see that level in the distance). I take checks; letters of credit; bullion - gold, soup, whatever.