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DECEMBER 16, 2011 10:04AM

SANTA ARRESTED!

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CHICAGO, IL -- Mr. Santa Clause of an unincorporated northern address was arrested Thursday night on charges of solicitation of prostitution.  The police report states that Mr. Clause was driving "an unusual animal-powered vehicle" in a well-known red light district.  Witnesses report that Mr. Clause would take a wrapped package out of a large bag, hold out the package to a woman and shout "Ho, ho, ho."

Mr. Clause remains held in Cook County Jail.  Due to the backlog of cases and the County Court's holiday schedule, Mr. Clause's first court appearance is scheduled for December 26th.

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He really should have thought things through!
Eliot Spitzer is missing? Any coincidence?
Never trust a guy with a beard. Oh wait, I have a beard. Never mind.
Alysa - Santa's not the hippest guy.

OE - I bet Eliot paid extra for his fat suit fantasy.

Procopius - Good point. No, wait.
I hope he's got a good lawyer. Aside from the solicitation, I'll bet his vehicle was unlicensed, as he himself would be. And does he have a green card or tourist visa? I think not.
Abrawang - Homeland Security has been notified of the incident.
Are you sure it wasn't one of our infamous politicians in disguise? City Hall was a little too quiet on Friday. ;)