Here's a question for the masses:

 This Saturday I was entering in the ladies room in a public place, and one of your kind had brought a boy, about my height, into the ladies room.I immediately thought he must have autism or some other severe mental defect.… Read full post »

Over at the San Diego Zoo, they named the baby Yun Zi, or "Sun of Cloud."  At this point he's nearly 15 weeks old. Here's a snapshot from the pandacam I took of him this morning as he sleeps on his face with his fluffy butt in the air. 

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Good looking men in media are ubiquitous, I can think of dozens of them. I concur with other posters about John Stewart and Pierce Brosnan. I agree, that the majority of people on TV or in movies are beautiful. That’s why they are on TV - we all just enjoy looking… Read full post »

Thinking about an alternative to cooking a turkey? Try these delicious recipes featuring scrumptious and exquisite ingredients:

• 1 pound ground Giant Panda
• 1/3 cup crushed crackers (recommended: Ritz)
• 3 green onions (green and
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The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo presents us a red panda battle  to the soundtrack from Kill Bill. I commend whomever edited this video for showing us the adorable and ferocious Mei-Mei and Rohan in such a wonderful way.

 I’m riding down a canal path in suburban Arizona. To my right are little ranchettes, small properties with the occasional horse or llama or goat. To my left is a massive sprawling neighborhood built a few years ago. Everything on the left is stucco and sterile. Occasionally everything on… Read full post »

So I recently watched Alaska Troopers on National Geographic, in the episode I saw I was markedly impressed with two things - beautiful scenery and bear hunting.

Now I can understand why people are scared of bears. Bears are big, they will rip your face off  even if you love them… Read full post »

Marmosets are the tiniest primates, mostly orginating out of South America. These awesome little guys are considered New World Monkeys,  with prehensile tails. Above we see dad carrying his twins.

 Because it's Monday, it's a fine time to share the most absurd Marmoset vide… Read full post »

This kitten has something relatively important to show us.

He's hungry (and totally insane.)

Here are some observations I have made over the past year, from both my personal life and from various news sources. Recently I spent some time with a local rescue group… Read full post »

 "What do you think makes being a State Trooper more challenging in Alaska?"

 Being attacked by bears while dealing with meth-heads.

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 Our friends over at toplessrobot.com have broken the news story of the day (well maybe).  Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll

He's wearing white shoes and has a horribly tiny dog.  I imagine he met his Barbie on the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist. His post… Read full post »

Six videos that show the round belly, and healthy development of San Diego's baby panda. Note, there are less than 2500 of these creatures alive in the world.

Here is a group of recent additions to the world's zoos from the best website, zooborns.com. I contend that these beautiful creatures deserve our attention this morning...

Baby pygmy hippo from Rotterdam’s Blijdorp Zoo: note he looks like he should be named Blijdorp

&n… Read full post »

Pleasing kittens across the country, LOLcat Simon, finally gets cheeseburger.

"Nom, nom nom" said a wide-eyed Simon as he relished the deliciousness of the cheeseburger he had long been denied.

The cat congress, after busily debating the merits of yarn reform have spen… Read full post »

What a wonderful day for strange commericals, just thought I would share.

Everywhere I go I am confronted by bite-sized pieces of candy. The wrappers in my bag evidence that I'm an active participant in this year's Halloween Candy Orgy.  I understand it’s only October 7^th, but every store I enter has a lot of these on sale.

I be perfectly… Read full post »

Today I saw the following on Digg:

http://www.newsweek.com/id/216740

The part of the article I found most compelling was:

"If the Supreme Court overturns the circuit-court decision and upholds the law, depictions of animal cruelty will join the ranks of child pornography, obscenity, defamatory speech, a… Read full post »

This morning I read on CNN that a woman was killed by her “pet” black bear.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/05/bear.attack/index.html

I'm an animal lover (check out my posts). Three lazy house cats share my environs with me, currently the little one is sleeping on… Read full post »

Now I've had it. I just read this, and have become livid. The President is giving a speech on education to the children of this country. This is a good thing, really we need to focus on our schools across the country. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20090903/pl_ynews/ynews_pl888_1

But Jim Gree… Read full post »

I can remember a time long before we married when he didn't openly criticize every little thing I did, and I loved him.

Then there was:

"Do you have to do that?" and

"Why can't you?" and

"Wear the black pants" and

"That's not how" and

"I can… Read full post »

WASHINGTON—According to the findings of a recent Department of Health study, the Health Czar’s Healthy Nation Program that teaches Americans to avoid all contact with doctors is quite effective in combating rising health care costs.

Abstinence-only health care programs started as grass-r… Read full post »

 I have written a list of handy charges to levy against Obama so as to seem agreeable when speaking to those who seem to think he is responsible for all of the ills in the world. I dedicate this list to my darling mother who said “Your President is why I… Read full post »

At the San Francisco zoo (of all places) a couple of gay penguins named Harry and Pepper have been making quite a few headlines. As Magellan Penguins, these majestic boys fashionably wear black all year long and have a few opinions on a certain fellow named Bruno.… Read full post »

Many years ago I worked for an early internet company, which made a lot of money in the “adult entertainment” industry. At the time my job was to created un-indexed ghost pages loaded with the smarmiest words and phrases imaginable. My lists included every conceivable mis-spelling of sex… Read full post »