I eat a fuck load of vegetables

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sueinaz

Location: Arizona,
Birthday: February 26

Bio: Your average inconsistent X'er I used to care very much about being a good Republican, but I don't know what that means anymore. I now focus my energies on writing about growing up, the politics of Animal Welfare. I volunteer. I organize fund raisers. I do my best to raise awareness about cruelty, gay penguins, stupid people who keep wild animals as pets and showing funny cat videos. I also write extensively about my family who would probably laugh about this blog, then choke me (but not hard enough for it to be a felony). You can also find me at: http://catsandpolitics.blogspot.com/

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JUNE 10, 2011 6:16PM

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I run four times a week.

I cycle everywhere.

I eat a fuck load of vegetables.

I don't eat dessert.

My cholesterol is at a healthy low, so is my blood pressure.

I volunteer.

I sleep well.

I'm training to do a triathalon.

I do yoga.

I have good muscle tone.

I eat very little red meat.

I have a BMI of 19.5.

I can bike 50 miles then pull weeds for 3 hours.

I can still wear a bikini at 36.

I rarely drink.

But I haven't actually quit smoking like some people think... Interestingly everyone who knows I still smoke likes to remind me that it's ruining my health.

So I only sort of live a really fucking healthy lifestyle.

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You had me at "fuckload of vegetables." If you quit smoking you will be perfect and then people will hate you. (But one day you should probably quit anyway...)~r

Joan H.

June 10, 2011 06:23 PM

For shame!

How much is a fuck load, anyway? I've always wondered.

nanatehay

June 10, 2011 06:26 PM

Best hypocrisy yet.

I bet if I started smoking again I could wear a bikini. Wait, did I just say that? Forget it, I'm almost fifty and I drink. I do 3/4 of the things on that list -- wearing a bikini is not one of them but good for you!!

Scarlett Sumac

June 10, 2011 06:59 PM

I fuck load of vegetables is actually between 1.5-3 pounds of raw vegetables a day. I ought to write about that someday, so everyone understands why I still smoke :)

sueinaz

June 10, 2011 07:25 PM

Your good even though one does not need to sware to boast here.

Algis Kemezys

June 10, 2011 10:11 PM

Just reading this tired me. It will always be something. Haters gonna hate. Have a smoke now and again enjoy the life you have.
Rated.

Scylla the Rock

June 10, 2011 10:18 PM

This really made me laugh - I hope that was your intent. Yeah, it's always something, isn't it?

I thought a fuck load was equal to half a bushel?

Jeanette DeMain

June 10, 2011 10:21 PM

not to anyone who is privy to the surgeon generalissimo's true
report from 196-whatever.

it causes cancer only in those already who are
genetically inheriting that gene, and often not even then.
it barely
touches some.

it depends on fifty five million factors.
two of which are crucial.

shame and despair.

it gets people like um...i hope to goodness it doesnt
get the american aborigines, the indians, so called, or ever did.

why no cancer stats on dark men who smoked pipe for peace?

becuz well it was not relevant.

cancer is whatcha gotta wear a ribbon for.
without cancer=no cancer cure.
no money for stem cell researchers, forever in deadlock
with fundamentalists.
united we fall,ha

James M. Emmerling

June 10, 2011 10:34 PM

James M. Emmerling

June 10, 2011 10:34 PM

Best 'my tiny hypocrisy' response I've seen yet.

Kathy Riordan

June 11, 2011 05:11 AM

What Joan H. said...it's hard to eat healthy tasty stuff, and then suck nasty smelly stuff down after it. This I know, as smoker of Old Golds and collector of coupons til 1982, and eater of vegetables and no dead critters since 1970 something. You can buy a lot of hot bikinis with what you'll save on steaks and smokes!